If I don't clear my plate and yours, then I'm sick or severly hungover. If I call you "sweetie", chances are I'm drunk. If I am wearing makeup to work, guaranteed it is from the night before. If I'm watching the OC, please don't talk to me. If I'm taking shots of Fernet, I'm gonna black out. If I'm taking shots of Tequila, I AM blacked out. If I swear to "not make out in the bar tonight", then I'll be outside..making out. If I opened a bottle of wine, no matter what I say, I'm not getting off the couch. If I grab your balls or tit, thats my way of saying "hello". If I say I'm on a diet, you can find me at Jack in the crack. If it seems too good to be true, THEN IT IS.
Bay to Breakers 2007 Weekend Warriors!
25th Bday in Serbia Early morning nights
SURF TRIP TO BIARRITZ, FRANCE Fete de Bayonne - Night 1 Loading up on Sangria before we go Madness and debauchery in the streets
Dancing in the rain
Super campers Californiaaaaaaaaaaa
