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Sweet P

Fucking shit. I need a ride home from Shelton.

About Me

I'm a dirty scumbag and I like it. I can rip phone books in half with my bare hands and have awesome skills at Nintendo; there ain't no man that can beat me at Zelda that I can't stomp......I conquer mountains and battle waves, using only quick wit and fair diplomacy......I have a deep, fiery passion for music and breasts......I have not had a drink of alcohol since July 2nd, 2005; but I am crazy so you would never know that I am always sober. I reckon I lack the inhibitions that some folks got......Biggest, meanest Nerd/Geek/Dweeb you have ever seen.

My Interests

Music:

Slackhabit, PrettyUgly, Whiskey Tango, Diminished Men, Steel Tigers of Death, Clay Wheels, Ripspacer, Chelsea Speed Party, Havoc Softener, Mob Law, Pontiak, the Detoxicants, the All-Nighters, the Swaybacks, The Boss Martians (!), Georgetown Orbits, Strung Out, Sideways Reign, Willhelm Scream, The Earaches, Neon Nights, Lady Krishna's Peppermint Lounge, Hendrix, SRV, Elliot Smith, the Black Keys, Johnny Cash, Morcheeba, My Morning Jacket, Citizen Cope, The Pogues, The Misfits, the Beastie Boys, Black Sabbath, G 'n R, John Prine, The Coup, Outkast, Aesop Rock, the Living Legends, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Dead Kennedys, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Smashing Pumpkins, Les Claypool/Primus, Black Flag, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Merle Haggard, The Team America: World Police Soundtrack,

Books:

If you take a chance and talk to me, it should be obvious that I read tons of books. Some Favorites: The Fool's Progress by Edward Abbey; Time Must Have A Stop by Aldous Huxley; The Heart Sutra [Translated] by Red Pine; Seven Years In Tibet by Heinrich Harrer; Lord Of The Flies by William Golding; Last Go Round by Ken Kesey; Speak Like Churchill, Stand Like Lincoln by James Humes. ---Watcha got?---

Heroes:

Amy Mustoe, Sean Diamond, Ryley Tucker, Casey Palzer, The Buddha, MLK jr., Ed Abbey, Stephen King, Miyamoto Musashi, The Dude, Shiva Vindana, Dr. Greene, Dr. Hawking, Bill W., Winston Churchill, The Man Who Invented the CORNDOG, Kathy Whitsett, The Earl of Sandwich, Mr. Peanut (sick dance moves), Kevin Federline, Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Crazy Horse, Sitting Bull, Chief Joseph, Chief Sealth, Mike Watt, Les Claypool, My Mom, Susie, Grace, MY BROTHER, ROGER, Children's Hospital, Seattle Cancer Care Alliance, Every Social Worker Who Ever Lived Honestly, Anyone Who's Got The Salt To Live How They Want