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About Me

i am a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside a rubics cube contained within a box of count chocula with a missing secret decoder ring. sometimes you think you'll be hanging out with me but i'll be somewhere completely different. sometimes you turn around and i'm no longer there. although it's a good bet i left for the dance floor. there's a small chance the voices that swirl around me got too loud and i had to go home. i didn't say goodbye. i apologize for that. next time i won't be as rude.

sometimes i stare at you in wonder. completely perplexed by everything you say and do. your movements are alien to me. your entryways cloudy. sometimes i'll look down. i'll look away. i'll excuse myself to the bathroom and to just sit there and be alone. i babble inanely in hopes that this moment will pass. this moment. the next moment. they need to move faster.

sometimes the swirling world makes me dizzy. i think a loss of consciousness is coming. i'm disappointed when it doesn't.

My Interests

I like computers - i like things with blue leds on them. I love dancing. Tap dancing. Hip Hop Dancing. Tango. DDRing on my puter. I play racquetball randomly and pretty badly. Rollerblading during the summer. Stomping through the snow during the winter. and of course my stupid xbox360.

I'd like to meet:

how about a fat man in a little coat ? that's about the funniest thing ever

Music:

The Entire Garden State Album
That Damn Donnie Darko Song
The Legendary Pink Dots
Death Cab For Cutie
Simon & Garfunkel
Astral Projection
Sarah Mclachlan
Magnetic Fields
Leanard Cohen
Emiliana Torrini
Postal Service
Gentlemen Reg
Avril Lavigne
Sparklehorse
The Muppets
Johnny Cash
Suki Tawdry
Pink Floyd
Tom Waits
Sad Songs
Wolfsheim
The Cure
Coldplay
t.A.T.u.
Placebo
Annie
Stars
OMD
CB4
REM

Movies:

Pi
UHF
Kids
Leon
Bully
Brazil
Amelie
Scarface
Magnolia
Heathers
SLC Punk
Insomnia
Gypsy 83
Zoolander
Rushmore
Fight Club
Talk Radio
Unforgiven
Barton Fink
Tommy Boy
Casablanca
Real Genius
Citizen Kane
Ghost World
Pretty in Pink
Run Lola Run
Garden State
Wonder Boys
Hudson Hawk
Donnie Darko
Pandoras Box
Jerry Maguire
The Third Man
Shallow Grave
Happy Gilmore
The Iron Giant
The Godfather
Less Than Zero
The Big Kahuna
Millers Crossing
Orange County
Groundhog Day
Diary of a lost girl
Harold and Maude
Punch-Drunk Love
The Breakfast Club
Napoleon Dynamite
Pink Floyd The Wall
Coupon: The Movie
Glengarry Glen Ross
The Royal Tenenbaums
Breakfast of Champions
The Man Who Wasn't There
Romy and Micheles High School Reunion

Television:

"I had a bad day, I had to subvert my principles and kowtow to an idiot. Television makes these daily sacrifices possible. Deadens the inner core of my being. " Hal Hartley

Books:

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
fear and loathing in las vegas
james and the giant peach
stranger in a strange land
the picture of dorian gray
the catcher in the rye
does the center hold?
most all Isaac Asimov
a clockwork orange
the fountain head
jitterbug perfume
owls in the family
less than zero
the outsider
fight club
misery
lolita

currently reading:
The World According to Garp

Heroes:

My Dad (he could totally beat up your dad)

"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldnâ€™t brood. Iâ€™d type a little faster." Isaac Asimov

My Blog

iPhone yum !

i have a fancy new iphone. i love it so. it's...my.. precious.. sadly i had to get a new phone number tho.. hit me up if ya want my new digits.
Posted by solomon on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:09:00 PST

piccies

here's my dork'n out on my badboy meh.. for some reason myspace decided i can't post pictures in my blog anymore ( retarded ) here's a dorky galleryhttp://picasaweb.google.com/intemperance/Vespa &nbs...
Posted by solomon on Mon, 28 May 2007 02:11:00 PST

scoot !

woot ! i picked up my babydoll today and she is fiiinnnneee.. it's taking a bit of getting used to, but i already totally love it. i'm a bit saddle sore though... just need more ridin' i suspec...
Posted by solomon on Sun, 27 May 2007 07:24:00 PST

vrooooom

so this weekend i spent 2 full days magnuson park learning to ride a motorcycle. vrooooom day 1 was totally sunny out and i chatted with the nice people and learn to scoot around on my little 250 mot...
Posted by solomon on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:18:00 PST

weekend roundup

interesting last couple of days. my parents flew into town and we all drove up to whistler for my cousin sarah's wedding. i ended up getting a little ill as i'm want to do on vacation and it was...
Posted by solomon on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:14:00 PST

tapity tapity tap

so a couple weeks back i had my second tap recital. i decided not to really tell anyone because my last one was so horrifying i didn't want the added weight of people i knew actually watching me...
Posted by solomon on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 12:17:00 PST

Small joe is not your name

Why be an average guy any longer No more she will call your shorty Suprise for a wife. Take just a candy and become ready for 36 hours of love Enlarge Penis, Safely and Natural Cock like a baby's arm...
Posted by solomon on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 02:27:00 PST

light it on fire

Weird night. Sort of a poster child for not drinking. Went to a party downtown that was about half a block from Cowigirls Inc. Party was fun with really cool people. Cowgirls w...
Posted by solomon on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:48:00 PST

fun in the california sun

My parents live in a houseboat in Sausalito California. The boat is a really cute two bedroom, but one of the rooms is my dad's office so my mom has always wanted her own room. She recentl...
Posted by solomon on Thu, 18 May 2006 05:36:00 PST

catch-up

went with chris to see sigur ros tonight. we had crazy good seats in the center of the fifth row. it was really a nice a time. the girls were all cherub-y and cute and the music was ...
Posted by solomon on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:43:00 PST