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Coalition For Public Farting (CPF)

About Me

The Coalition for Public Farting is a grassroots organization bent on making the fart a more acceptable process in society at large. Teh Coalition firmly believes that farting in public will make the world a better place for the following reasons:
1. You warn people it is coming instead of slinking in the shadows of shame by letting it out silently.
2. Think of it...walking down the street in New York where it is hard enough just to look people in the eyes. You rip a nice one and the guy or gal passing you smiles and says: "Nice One"
3. It trancends gender, race, politics, culture, religion, species, corporate structure, rank, and everyhting else that divides us in this world. Yes, even the Pope farts. So does your boss. So does your girlfriend / boyfriend. There is no bias when it comes to farting...we all do it. Why do we have to hide it?
4. You will laugh more. This adds years to your life and makes your life more bearable. Think of all of the movies you have watched that have made you laugh when someone farted at just the right time. Why can't we do this with friends and family?
5. It is an ice breaker and can make you new friends.
6. You can help someone out by telling them..."Hey...that really is not right. You should see someone about that." Who knows...maybe you could even save some lives!
7. It really is not all that bad...in fact...it is very funny if you just relax and let it happen.


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I'd like to meet:

People who are not ashamed of the funny sounds and pungent aromas that their body produces naturally!

Farts are damn Funny People!

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launch is coming soon! become a member!

Oh yes... The activation of the movement has just begun.  Formally endorsed by Po Boy Drums, C(O) PF is really going to kick it into high gear soon!  Memberships and authorization cards wil...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:58:00 GMT

farts can save the environment.

Finally a practical use!  http://youtube.com/watch?v=vnfw1O-ftLg
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:18:00 GMT

farts can save the environment.

Finally...a practical use! 
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:18:00 GMT