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Bacon Man

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About Me

First off i would like to introduce myself. My name is Jared, but all my friends call me Bacon. Long storywell not really. But maybe will tell you sometime just ask. Anyways, I love to chill with my friends, work on trucks,build motors, watch movies, play some video games, go off roading, etc. I went to school to be a technician at a garage. But i would love to work at a customizing shop, whether its imports or muscle cars. It wouldn't really matter to me. But right now i own a business with my parents. I do alot of work with the oil and gas hauling rock for locations, mulch pipelines and locations, maintain clean road surfaces infront of locations with a plow truck and towbehind sweeper. My business is starting to grow pretty quickly. I am currently living at home still with the parents, why you ask... cuz its FREE... duh. If you are thinking of dating me then cool, but i want you to know that most of the money my business makes goes back in to the business so i can grow by purchasing more equipment. I dont want to sound like an ass but my business is my life so dont exspect to get my money or me all the time for that matter. but things will get better as it grows. the more equipment i have the more money i make every day. so later i will have more money to play around with in the future and the more time i will have free cuz i will have people working for me so i dont have to do it ALL, like i am doin right now... anyways if you want to know more about me just ask... dont be shy...i just might want to know more about you too... lataz
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for cowboys/cowgirls only!
ford or chevy? CHEVY ALL THE WAY
diesel or gas? DIESEL
bulls or broncs? BULLS
wrangler or cinch? WRANGLERS
lace up or pull on boots? PULL ON BOOTS
Justin or H&H? H&H
tail gating or line dancing? TAIL GATING
george strait or chis ledoux? GEORGE STRAIT
mossy oak or real tree camo? REAL TREE CAMO
bud or coors? COORS
cope or skoal? SKOAL
do it for the buckle or the girls/guys? WHAT CAN I SAY THE CHICKS DIG IT
men belong in the... WORK FORCE
women belong in the... WORK FORCE
beef or pork? PORK... MY NICKNAME IS BACON
hunting or fishing? HUNTING
drugs or jesus? JESUS
stetson or resistol? RESISTOL
bed of your truck or a motel? COME ON NOW... MY TRUCK DUH
texas or colorado? TEXAS
ropin or wrestling? ROPIN
tatoos or scars? BOTH
weekend at the rodeo or weekend with the love of your life? WEEKEND AT THE RODEO
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Free Countdown Clocks at WishAFriend.com ..Read on...you should be entertained.I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her!!!!
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My Interests

im really interested in trucks... i love working on motors and customizing vehicles... especially trucks...

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the perfect girl for me... hopefully she is still out there... im willing to give almost every girl a chance... im just tired of giving girls a chance to get to know me and then they say to me... i just want to be friends cuz i dont want to loose you as a friend ever... ya its nice and really does mean something... but its every girl for two years... almost three now... and i cant take it to much longer... so if you have any like me in any way dont be shy talk to me... ive been shut down before... so im used to it... if you just want to be friends then i guess im gunna have to deal with it right.... haha...someone please help me...

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Music:

mostly country to the bone... but i will listen to other stuff once in a while

Movies:

Anything for the most part, I'm not to into drama but if a girl wants to watch it bad enough I sometimes watch it anyways.

Television:

walker texas ranger and any csi show...

Books:

For peet sakes people you should now by now that i don't read BOOKS i burn BOOKS.unless its summit catalog, 4wheel offroad, or something along those lines...

Heroes:

The first person i consider a hero is my father. Because he made me who i am today. i mean my mom did to. but its really a father son bonding thing that my dad so special to me. i wish i could never loose him. but i know it will happen someday. i do have some people i kind of look up to, such as my grandfather whom past away a couple years ago. He always told me and i quote this, "If u get to be my age and you don't have any regrets, you didn't live life to the best of your ability. Life is about making yourself succeed, not holding yourself or partner back from succeeding their capabilities." But on another note my father was another person I look up to no matter how much we argue, because i know he only means the best for me. He is just like everyone else in the world, NOT PERFECT, so I can't really say anything bad about him because he always helps me when he can.

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I’m 30 % City and 87% COUNTRY

HOW CITYISH ARE YOU? [x] been to Starbucks more than once in my life[x] link arms when I walk with someone[ ] my backyard is/was a slab of cement[ ] own anything Baby Phat/Sean Jean[x] will never be c...
Posted by Bacon Man on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:21:00 PST