Pigeon Hold-up! |
I keep hearing this phrase: "You don't want to pigeonhole yourself as a lesbian comic." This is the funniest punch-line I've heard in some time. I find it akin to that silly parental suggestion that...
Posted by anne on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:44:00 PST |
Comedy News! |
Hello My Friends!
I am currently working on a show for HereTV.com called Girls On Girls!
My dear friend Jackie Primrose Monahan and I are writing and co-hosting this 30 minute podcast every wee...
Posted by anne on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:00:00 PST |
conTEXTual SEX |
Welcome to the dawn of a new era. In addition to the standards I once held for finding a girl attractive, I now have a burning desire for one-liners and clever abbreviations. Odds are, if you can't gr...
Posted by anne on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:13:00 PST |
Getting Nailed |
Yesterday I cut my nails freakishly short. For those of you who aren't familiar with lesbian culture, I'll give you the long and short of it (pathetic almost-pun, my apologies). I think you'd be hard-...
Posted by anne on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:16:00 PST |
Apology to a Frigid Bitch |
I need to apologize to my woman. I have selfishly betrayed her. In my defense, she has been a frigid bitch for the past few months, and I found comfort in my bed with two men. I’ll let the in...
Posted by anne on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:30:00 PST |
Set-up, Punch |
I’m being set up tomorrow night. No, not to take a fall, I’m being set up on a date. My personal philosophy on dating is not dissimilar to my personal philosophy on eating&(insert lesbia...
Posted by anne on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:03:00 PST |
Killing Two Birds... |
I play gay dodgeball. No, this is not a set-up to a punch line; it’s a fact. I play dodgeball in a rec-center in the West Village of Manhattan. I play on a team sponsored by Manhunt.net. A frien...
Posted by anne on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:01:00 PST |
Being Single Socks |
Being Single SocksI find myself surrounded by odd pairs these days. The universe seems to be in the habit of placing people together like a lazy launderer mismatching socks as they tumble out of the ...
Posted by anne on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:45:00 PST |
The Name Game Chemistry Lesson |
In the modern world of secret lesbian hook-ups, phraseology is often a precarious situationhow does one go about defining the actions (I dare not use the word "relationships") resulting from chemistr...
Posted by anne on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:46:00 PST |
Stand-up |
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Posted by anne on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:23:00 PST |
