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About Me

Ah hell, I hate filling these things out. Doesn't everyone though? Well, I suppose if you like talking about yourself you do. I don't. Buuut since I have finally caved to the mass peer pressure and gotten a myspace, I guess I should make an effort, huh?
I'm 22, a Long Islander all my life now living upstate and trying to cope. I'm a proud lil pseudo-techie, we do it in the dark *grin* I'm a college kicked-out-and-never-went back currently working at A.C Moore, a rennie that has worked 6 (or 7, we can't quite figure that out) damn fine seasons at NYRF, a former Walt DisneyWorld costumer, and I've trained and worked for Fireworks by Grucci. Yes, I have a healthy obsession with fire. Its a beautiful thing. You'll be glad to know I've never set anything ablaze... that wasn't meant to be that is.
I'm highly self-conscious, shy, painfully honest at times, sarcastic to a fault, and I suppose I don't like myself as much as I should. I've been told I need to work on that, I'll let you know how that one goes.
I have two cats, Bianca, a 12 year-old silver tabby female, and Odin, an 11-month old male. Bianca's all aloof and queeny, Odin's the attention whore. Look!
So here's my myspace, I hope yer all bloody happy now :P buncha freaks I have for friends...
...and I wouldn't have it any other way :D
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My Interests

Music:

Metallica, Rammstein, A Perfect Circle, Type O Negative, Slipknot, Hanzel Und Gretyl, Drain S.T.H, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Lacuna Coil, Killswitch Engage, Pantera, Ohgr, Rob Zombie, Tool, Depeche Mode, KISS, Fear Factory, Ramones, Godsmack, Flogging Molly, Rage Against the Machine, Lunachicks, Korn, Blue Oyster Cult, Danzig, Static-X, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, Motorhead, Charlie Daniels, KMFDM, Blackmore's Night, David Bowie, Dropkick Murphy's, Black Sabbath, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Rolling Stones, Anthrax, Slayer, Nightwish, George Thorogood and the Destroyers, Guns n' Roses, Aerosmith, Santana, Nine Inch Nails, Hole, System of a Down, Three Pints Shy, Henry Rollins, AC/DC, Soulfly, Powerman 5000, Skid Row, Tori Amos, Alice in Chains, Pink Floyd, Thin Lizzy, The Cult, Coal Chamber, Disturbed, Jethro Tull, Led Zepplin, Ozzy

Movies:

The Crow, Hellboy, Pirates of the Carribean, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Judge Dredd, Interview with the Vampire, Dog Soldiers, Hackers, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Minority Report, The Butterfly Effect, Moulin Rouge, Underworld, Requiem for a Dream, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Blade, Corpse Bride, Labyrinth, The Blues Brothers, V for Vendetta

Television:

Law and Order: SVU, WWE, South Park, Mythbusters, American Choppers, Jem and the Holograms, Daria, Beavis and Butthead, South Park, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Family Guy, Invader Zim, Aeon Flux, Gargoyles, Futurama, Foamy, Happy Tree Friends, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Books:

Put a book in my hand, and I'll read it.

My Blog

A few things need to be said

AHHHHHH I SAW CLOWN PORN!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY F*CKING BRAIN! ITS ON FIRE! MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOP!!!!I also saw cookie bear porn, which has also warped me for life.Oh wait, I...
Posted by Jolene on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:18:00 PST

Its like a death... a death in the family...

Chris Hayward, the writer who helped create The Munsters, one of my very favorite classic TV shows, is dead. They're making a bigger deal out of the fact that he was a writer on Rocky and Bullwi...
Posted by Jolene on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:16:00 PST

A holiday thought...

I'm at customer service doing returns and refunds, was doing that most of the day, when I look up, and my heart goes into my throat, and I get really giddy. There, the next person in my line, wa...
Posted by Jolene on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

BIKE JOUSTING!! (NYRF on OCC)

They jousted!! On BIKES (ok they were scooters, but still!)We need to do that. Seriously. I may be showing my geek here but it was stupid and dangerous and Too. F*CKING. Funny! ...
Posted by Jolene on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST

Sick again

So yeah, remember the stomach-backachey sickness I had last week? Its back. With a vengance.I'm home sick from work. Was supposed to work 1-10:30, and be damn good about it cuz its Black F...
Posted by Jolene on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:45:00 PST

I have the best boss EVAR

I recently got a new store manager, we'll call him J. He's a nice guy, real approachable, always smiling and cracking jokes but not in an obnoxious way. Poster-child for the truly squeaky-...
Posted by Jolene on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 09:32:00 PST

Where was I on....

HalloweenThree years ago (2003): Fredonia, and I'd just gotten my acceptance letter to the WDW College Program.Two years ago (2004): On vacation while still at DisneyWorld, Mike came to visit. D...
Posted by Jolene on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:21:00 PST

Sickly update

I'm feeling better. There was no trip to the hospital, but I have never been in that much physical pain. I think the only thing that kept me from going was one, I don't know where it is an...
Posted by Jolene on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 12:35:00 PST

Ok, I'm going to whine now...

Don't read on if you're squeamish, I will be talking about bodily functions.I'm sick. I went home early from work, stuck it out for most of my shift and got most of my work done but I just could...
Posted by Jolene on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:43:00 PST

Halloween from hell...

Halloween is supposed to be a blast, but I haven't had a very good one in a few years now. I couldn't imagine up this years fiasco if I TRIED.The rundown:Get out of work early to catch the train...
Posted by Jolene on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:24:00 PST