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~~SR~~

try to hold me back....I swing the hammer of inner strength

About Me

* I'm Slim Rock......sweat my style
* If I look familar it's probably from the picture on your girls nightstand
* When I'm talking about the big JC......I'm talking about Johnny Cash
* I moved to South Jersey.....don't even ask me why
* There's not much good down here
* I don't actually live in Camden
* If I call you scene you probably are
* I'm almost irresistable
* I hate the shore
* I banned Thaddea from my top 8 for a year.....it started out as a joke, when I saw how much it bothered her I decided to follow through
* Thaddea was officially reinstated 4/22/07
* I want to meet a girl that knows how to rock the mic
* If I meet girl that knows when to rock the mic and when to swing it I will marry her on the spot
* This girl probably doesn't exist
* If you just thought to yourself "what the fuck is he talking about" than you're not the one, move on
* If you ride in my car you have to rock out with me
* Kim Reckless and I rock out so hard we almost died once
* Never give the mic if you're not prepared to accept the consequences
* I roll deep
* If I'm in north jersey you know I'm headed to HQ
* I know you want to make the top 25, but it probably isn't happening
* Meet me in realspace
* aim= slimxrock hit me up and we'll talk about
You fuck with me......this is who I send.It's all fun and games till she puts you in the hospital
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My Interests

music is my passion.....everything else pales in comparision-except for maybe girls. I like girls

I'd like to meet:

Why do your eyes paralyze me What makes me feel this way Just carry me away with silence and heartbeats As rapid thinking about your embrace and how it makes me feel I just want to feel this way forever

Music:

Agnostic Front, Cash, madball, Hatebreed, Sick of It all, Pro Pain, Underboss, Red Hill, Undercut -of course, Suicidal, poison the well, Sworn Enemy, E Town, Downfall, In Search Of, VOD, Social D, Slayer, Killswitch, Terror, Bury Your Dead, Punishment, Op Ivy, Rancid, Bayside, Folly, Al Greene, Marvin Gaye, Elvis.....a whole bunch of other stuff I don't feel like listing. I listen to a lot of different shit.

Movies:

I like war movies, mob movies and porn.

Television:

I don't spend a lot of time watching TV if I do it's usually one of the movie channels or history. I used to watch a lot of discovery until it turned into the chopper network.

Books:

I read a lot about WW2, Korean, and Vietnam wars and people involved in them.

Heroes:

My heroes wear black

My Blog

Plunging Further into a Dissatisfied State of the (dis)Union

Every few months a relatively insignificant event plunges me into an even deeper state of disgust and dissatisfaction with the direction this country is headed. I'm going to try and focus less on the ...
Posted by ~~SR~~ on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:23:00 PST

F*ck US Airways and a Little Devine Justice

I didn't want to poison my Elvis blog with the utter venom I wish to spit towards the people at US Airways so I let it ferment a little into a finely aged major case of diaper rash caused by these tal...
Posted by ~~SR~~ on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:21:00 PST

The Rock Visits The King

No one ever said being Slim Rock was easy, and I have never expected it to be. We live in dangerous times and I'm a dangerous man. Evil creeps around every corner and only a chosen few are fit to do b...
Posted by ~~SR~~ on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:34:00 PST

Keep That Rock a Rolling

So I'm feeling a but inspired at the moment. I just finished watching this live John Fogerty live concert on some obscure channel buried deep in the channel line up...although it was in HD. Here's a l...
Posted by ~~SR~~ on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:54:00 PST

The "I should be sleeping" Blog

    So it's 10pm and I should be sleeping. How lame does that sound??? A year ago I would be on my out for a diner run, now 10pm is past my bedtime. Getting up at 3am for work is absolu...
Posted by ~~SR~~ on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:30:00 PST

Screw May 15th

So I'm sure that I'm not the only one who keeps seeing those obnoxious "Don't buy gas on May 15th" bulletins. Seriously people how dense are you??????? You're all dumb and I'm going to break it down...
Posted by ~~SR~~ on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:13:00 PST

The 29th Introspective

So 29 years ago today a great blessing was endowed upon the earth and in usher a new age of grace and prosperity know "The Age of the Rock" lead by his current greatness Slim Rock himself.  &n...
Posted by ~~SR~~ on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:50:00 PST

The Continued State of our (dis)Union

 I've been meaning to write this blog for couple days, but you know being Slim Rock is rather time consuming.    A while ago I wrote a blog called The State of the (dis)Union tha...
Posted by ~~SR~~ on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:42:00 PST

Stay off the Turnpike

Well I got my little Don Imus rant out of the way, now it's time for everything that annoys the shit of me. The New Jersey Turnpike........what the fuck is with this road. Now that I live in "lovely" ...
Posted by ~~SR~~ on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:04:00 PST

So you want to be a Jersey Girl

I'm going to start by saying the only person that is going to like this blog is Randy. The rest of you are probably going to hate me, but I'm right and no one ever said being right was easy.....so her...
Posted by ~~SR~~ on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:43:00 PST