upon seeing american dreamz..... |
you dont want to go to the movies with me, i promise. but thats cool, because i dont want to go to the movies with you either. i dont want to sit in the dark, formulating my critique and notice out of...
Posted by bridget berlin on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:41:00 PST |
iso |
i do not know how to work a fax machine.
i do not know anyone with a mobile phone.
i do not know what the word "internet" means.
i am unaware of the existence of protons, neutrons, electrons, and cb ...
Posted by bridget berlin on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 04:34:00 PST |
you put the turd in saturday |
santa busted for possession:
theyre very very small christmas trees, man.
and because you can never have enough cannibalism:
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta go well with tomato and onion sauc...
Posted by bridget berlin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i dont really care for your city anymore. |
youre happy, you with your oily words. you believe your own drivel.
ive no intention of purging the events of the past and analyzing them; i will forget them.
Posted by bridget berlin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
record of her favorite blues |
hate trying to have a logical debate with people who rely entirely on random attack tactics and cliche grandstanding rather than attempting to formulate coherent concise counterpoints.and if you dont ...
Posted by bridget berlin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
re:cycled friend app |
qualifications: live in philadelphia (jerseyans and residents of other phila suburbs will be considered); preferably cynical; must possess a keen sense of humor (sarcasm a plus) and a good vocabulary;...
Posted by bridget berlin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i hate having to enter subjects. |
upon entering the elevator a few minutes ago, a woman standing near the button panel asked: "which floor?"
i told her four, but she misunderstood and pressed three. so, i reached over and pressed t...
Posted by bridget berlin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
morning with salmon roe |
on occasion, my mother reminds me of boyfriends; past and present, literal and figurative:
"oh bridget, ive missed you so much! oh bridget, youre so smart! youre so cute! look at that rack!"
som...
Posted by bridget berlin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
im a shiny bitch |
may i take a minute to turn you on? i have a couple of really gross zits on my forehead. whats the deal? puberty was so fifteen years ago. i mean, i guess i should be sort of happy since i bitch about...
Posted by bridget berlin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
