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Chris [burns]

I can't wait to see that fine looking woman motherfucking right next to me.

About Me

Christopher Sell dot com
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What Famous Leader Are You?
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My Interests

Martial Arts, Gaming, Programming, Skating, Billards, Boxing, Swords, Knives, Dragons, Sleeping

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion 23%
Stability 53%
Orderliness 66%
Accommodation 43%
Interdependence 36%
Intellectual 70%
Mystical 63%
Artistic 70%
Religious 56%
Hedonism 63%
Materialism 63%
Narcissism 43%
Adventurousness 70%
Work ethic 63%
Self absorbed 63%
Conflict seeking 56%
Need to dominate 56%
Romantic 63%
Avoidant 76%
Anti-authority 50%
Wealth 30%
Dependency 23%
Change averse 50%
Cautiousness 43%
Individuality 63%
Sexuality 36%
Peter pan complex 30%
Physical security 56%
Physical Fitness 70%
Histrionic 23%
Paranoia 56%
Vanity 56%
Hypersensitivity 36%
Female cliche 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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I'd like to meet:

Ed Logg
Peter Molyneux
I just recently met Ronnie Creager, he's a nice fella and was ripping the hell out of the park.
Mullen
Mike V.

Anyone that skates, interested in arts, music, programming, nerdy girls, cat fanatics and anyone else that thinks I might be the coolest mofo ever!

Music:

Stuart Davis, Wilco, Authority Zero, Transplants, Rancid, Ryan Adams, Weezer, Nirvana, Green Day, Eve 6, Crossfade, Dark New Day, Deftones, Nine Inch Nails, Black Label Society, Pennywise, Seether, Unwritten Law, Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Ludo, Korn, The Rolling Stones, Bob Marly, Sublime, Deep Purple, Tom Petty, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Gary Jules, AC/DC, Wheatus, Incubus, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Filter, Black Label Society, Fall Out Boy, Reggie and the Full Effect, Anything but Joey, Sli-Linc, Kittie, Mike V. & the Rats, Pink Floyd, Less than Jake, Michael Psycho, NoYz, So many more that I don't have the time nor resources to continue this beast of a list... I'll add to this as I discover new and exciting bands.

Movies:

Eurotrip, SLC Punk, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Dogtown & Z-Boyz, The Yes Men, Super Size Me (made me hungry?), Reefer Madness, Devil's Advocate, John Carpenter's Vampires, The Lost Boys, The Children of the Night, Saw, mostly any skate, horror, or comedy videos are worth atleast checking out.

Television:

Myth Busters, G4TechTV, Curb Your Enthusiasm, MXC, Comedy Central, Discovery Channel, History Channel, Science Channel, Boxing, Kickboxing, K1, Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT, Futurama, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Van's Off the Wall, Scrubs, Big & Rob

Books:

The Ultimate History of Video Games, On Game Design, Killing Monsters, The Emperor Wears No Clothes, The Rifle, Fight Club

Heroes:

My parents

My Blog

New Year Resolutions

I am starting to like this holiday. My resolution was to quit being such a little girl about the little things. Don't be the puppet of others, stick up for myself, and lastly be arrogant as hell. I lo...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:51:00 PST

Programmatic Poetry

A line of code moreAs I type so complexThis pain inside is stinging my chestLine after line is seems more perplexedIn too much agony to write the restSuddenly I fall to the floorMy heart gave when doi...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 04:53:00 PST

Homesick-Heartsick

As I feel the world closing inThe hurt inside I am in painHome sickness soon beginsIn a new place I feel insaneWhy must I live alone?Discovering that I left my friendsTo presue a life thats filled wit...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 09:25:00 PST

Shibbay!

That is what I think of this town so far. It took me a while to get anything accomplished but I think some progress was made in the past two days. Which both had to do with me going to UAT and their F...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:12:00 PST

Lots is Done

I've been in Tempe for 3 days now. The only complaint is about the traffic. It fucking sucks balls! For my homies back in MO who think waiting for an accident to clear up is shitty there, WOAH BUDDY! ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 12:45:00 PST

The Long Drive

I'm in Hewitt, TX hanging out with my cousin Sam. This was my 2nd stop after leaving Missouri for UAT. The 1st was Tulsa, but I wasn't able to get any skating in due to the rain. Atleast I skated a pa...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 12:46:00 PST