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The Major

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About Me

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I am 5'8", mulatto (half white half black which means "EXOTIC" to you ladies),and weigh between 148-155. I back at SFA and I have returned as the team Captain/Coach of the SFA Powerlifting team. I bench 365 with a bench shirt and 320-330 without one, squat 735+ with a suit and 635+ without one, and curl somewhere around 225. I work hard on everything I do and always put 100% of what I have into everything. I am not a ladies man by no means because I feel that it is morally wrong to play someone as in a player. I am pretty even tempered and for those that know me say i have a mile long fuse. i like to have fun like the classic college road trips with friends and go to clubs just not by myself. loyality and quality are somethings that i value the most. I am not into games so just be blunt because i will be blunt with you. I love to sleep. I am a horny guy, but I'm not a dog or a mojo by no means.
Most womanly thing I do: I shave my face and to be honest..it hurts. Yes, I feel pain..I am human after all. So shaving is my most womanly thing I do.
Most manly thing I do: When I take one of my famous one to two hour shits, I stand the whole time. Standing while you piss doesn't make you a man, but shitting does.
Most embarrassing moment: I have two. In high school at my first powerlifting meet during the final left, a left that could decide who could win or get second or third place, I farted. I farted so loud that the judge in front of me started to laugh and so did the peopl in the bleachers. Then I started to laugh and I dropped the weight. I got second place. Samething happened at my first powerlifting meet in college too. While doing a 500 lbs squat, I farted three times loudly. First on the way down, at parallel, and on the way up. I got the lift and won the meet thanks to my jets power.
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The Weekly Rice Punking If you like Hondas OR think 4 banger means performance, you are more than likely gay and you got your inspirations for such movies: The Fast and The Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, and The Fast and The Furious (Tokyo Drift). So here's to you and all your weed eater sounds. The massive punking was brought to you by nothing else American V8 muscle...Chevrolet, Dodge, and sometimes Ford (because mustanges don't count unless made before 1970). ..
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My Interests

I am into Cars..more importantly..American V8 muscle. Your daddy drives some ugly ass random beat up old car from the 60s..you drive some farting import on wheels with a potatoe muffler with a rear spoiler (smells like a honda..fag)..Me just a 450 hp+ technological marvel (Chevy S-10 with an iron block LS6), and yes it gets 32 mpg.

The Evolution of a Legend

I'd like to meet:

A girl that takes care of herself because I will do my best for her. A girl that has a brain. A girl that knows that she is hot without acting as though she knows that she is hot. A girl that is athletic and knows ruffly what she wants,being blunt is a plus. Brown hair oh my! and most importantly..the ability to put up with and stand me.Girls that say: "Oh, I don't want a boyfriend right now" That makes me think why (and what I am thinking isn't anything good), and I am probably stereotyping you as you speak. Personally I feel that this would be a better responce: "I am not looking for a boyfriend, but you never know who you meet" It makes you seem less like a hoe, and I will have more respect for a girl if she say that.

Music:

I feel lots of things man let me tell you, but I live in the country so I damn sure don't want to hear it.

Movies:

The Blade Trilogy(just plain hard)..2Fast2Furious(i know its an importer's wet dream but i like it)..Fight Club(spacemonkeys)..Don Juan DeMarco(for the inner player)..and Porn(why lie about it)

Television:

History channels, Discovery channels, Cartoon network(adult swim..jump in and get wet!)
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Books:

I am forced to read random texted books....so far i have read all these physics books and math books..and porno mags.

Heroes:

My Grandpa..My Dad..both are the greatest and most honorable men I have ever known.

My Blog

the problem in society

it's like this..females are they truely stupid or just so materialistic?  this one question arises from my personal experiences and observations.  take me for example you know i am not the s...
Posted by The Major on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 03:19:00 PST