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Alina

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About Me

Geographically I live in lovely Oceanside, NY but most of the time I live with my head in the clouds. I really enjoy putting doritos on my sandwiches. I have a kick ass boyfriend, who is studying his ass off in Med School. I love my apartment, that is where you will usually find me after work. I love my friends, I love to make people laugh!!! It is my favorite! I love seeing people fall down... I love to quote movies, or stand-up comedy which is annoying to most people. I love a good smoothie, I'm a girly-girl when I need to be. People tell me that I look like Christina Aguilera. I Love Saturday Night Live, and have since before I should have been allowed to see it...I love escalators and chocolate. I think George Carlin is a genius, and should be knighted. I love the sun too. If you want to know more drop me a line, I can talk about myself for hours, HA! (you may laugh but its totally true.)
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You Have a Sanguine Temperament
You are an optimistic person who is easily content.
You enjoy casual, light tasks - never wanting to delve too deep into anything.
A bit fickle, it's easy for you to change plans or paths when presented with something better.
You enjoy all of the great things life has to offer - food, friends, and fun.
A great talker, you can keep the conversation going for hours.
You are optimistic and sure of your success. If you fail, you don't worry about it too much.
At your worst, you are vain. You are obsessed with your own attractiveness.
A horrible flirt, you tend to jump into love affairs and relationship drama easily.
You're very jealous - which just magnifies the craziness around you. What Temperment Are You?

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I'd like to meet:

Kat Von D...Old friends, new friends, red friends, blue friends, (HA!) People who don't suck and are not boring, If you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain...sorry. I like meeting fun people who don't think I'm weird, or maybe they do, but it's in a good way, I'll shut up now... Oh, and Axl Rose.

Your Birthdate: July 23
You're not good at any one thing, and that's the problem.
You're good at so much - you never know what to do.
Change is in your blood, and you don't stick to much for long.
You are destined for a life of travel and fun.

Your strength: Your likeability

Your weakness: You never feel satisfied

Your power color: Bright yellow

Your power symbol: Asterisk

Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Music:

Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Poison, Guns and Roses, Def Leppard, Meatloaf, Elton John, Korn, The Temptations, Greenday, Heart, Blink-182, Prince, Ozzy Osborne, Melissa Etheridge, Harry Chapin, Our Lady Peace, Matchbox 20, AC/DC, Skid Row, Bloodhound Gang, Beastie Boys, Culture Club, Snoop Dogg, Foo Fighters, Weezer, Jeff Buckley, Billy Idol, Incubus, Maroon 5, John Mayer, my chemical romance, Fall Out Boy, Madonna, The Used, Gavin DeGraw, The Black Crowes, Justin Timberlake, the Monkees ...just to name a few, the list grows every day.

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Movies:

Waynes's World 1 and 2 (Right MLA?), The Wizard of Oz, Dirty Dancing, Old School, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore,The Waterboy, Click, Beaches, Steel Magnolias, Moonlight and Valentino, Hook, Armageddon, Empire Records, Mallrats, Dogma, Clerks, Runaway Jury, High Fidelity, Love and Sex, Sweet Home Alabama, Starsky and Hutch, Zoolander, The Blues Brothers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Heaven and Earth, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, 16 candles, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura 1 & 2, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, and Senior Trip, The Lion King, Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas, Swingers, Sideways, Can't Hardly Wait, Office Space Wow...this list could go on forever I Love Movies!


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Television:

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! ENTOURAGE, I cannot get enough!! Friends, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Laguna Beach, The Hills, Conan, Leno, NBC News, Hookers at the Point, Sex and the City, What Not To Wear, any documentary about Sex, drugs, murder,autopsies, old political or historical figures, obese people, medical anomalies, or autopsies, and oh yeah autopsies....

Books:

Funny thing, it turns out I like to read! I'm into murder mysteries involving medical examiners, and chick lit. I've also been know to read a shampoo bottle or 2 when it's appropriate.

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Heroes:

Pee Wee Herman


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Your Superhero Name is The Obsidian Dazzler
Your Superpower is Super Strength
Your Weakness is Tummy Rubs
Your Weapon is Your Ether Knife
Your Mode of Transportation is Canoe What's your Superhero Name?

My Blog

I'm a Commuter!

Phew. Made it to friday, the days just would not go fast enough! Ok so as many and/o some of you know. EP and I have moved out to Oceanside LAWNG-AYYLAND (Long Island for those of you who don't speak ...
Posted by Alina on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:27:00 PST

Tales from the BX12

o, I take public transit 3 times a week. I rather enjoy it I must say, I get to read, and there is a neverending flow of crazy people to admire. In all my years (2! lol) of dealing with NYC transit, I...
Posted by Alina on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:32:00 PST

Peace Out Stage Fright...

Holler. So show number 3 (officially 2) was 3 days ago, and boy was it fun. It was better than the last one, so I am seeing a trend here. The only difference noted with this one was that I was NOT n...
Posted by Alina on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST

Fan-f*****g-tastic!

Ahh, so Monday was my show. (Thanks to all who made it out) It was stellar. I had a blast. I know it was only 5 or so minutes of my life, but it was a great 5 minutes. I even got laughs and stranger...
Posted by Alina on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 09:54:00 PST

Carolines New Talent Showcase

Hello again, I just wanted to let you all know that I will be performing in the NEW TALENT SHOWCASE at CAROLINE'S on BROADWAY on FEBRUARY 19th at 7:00 pm!It's called a Bringer Show, which in comedy l...
Posted by Alina on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST

SURPRISE!

Ha! I gotcha, I am not engaged or pregnant. I have started a new chapter in my life, last night was the first night of the rest of my life. I took my first class in Stand-Up Comedy, and it was exhila...
Posted by Alina on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST

The Ultimate Getting to Know you Survey

The Ultimate Get To Know You SurveySTATISTICSName?:Alina Birthplace?:Kingston, NY Current Location?:NYC Hometown?:Stone Ridge, NY Nationality?:I am of european descent and native american Eye Color?:...
Posted by Alina on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:17:00 PST

Cats Do Not Like the Subway

 Kittens do not like riding on the subway, especially the 6 train.  So, I was in Manhattan picking up my beautiful baby kitten boys from their ball-cutting-off appointment and Manny realized...
Posted by Alina on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:31:00 PST

My Theory on JonBenet's Killer

He's totally guilty. Why? Simple. Aside from the fact that he looks like a total fucking psychopathic pedophile, he has 3 names. This is a well known historic fact... John Wilkes Booth killed Lincoln,...
Posted by Alina on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:44:00 PST

Its my BIRTHDAY!!!

July 23rd, my favorite day of the year. The sun is a little brighter, the air a little sweeter. I am a little older, a little wiser...I'm starting to get hair in really weird places..lol. Anyhoo, I am...
Posted by Alina on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 12:51:00 PST