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jeff

I am here for Friends

About Me

I live in New York City...I am madly in love with a girl named Robyn...I've started doing my own stand-up comedy here in the city, and I support this habit by working in the food service industry.Um...if you're reading this, you probably know who I am.And that I'm too lazy to fill up an entire box about myself.Instead, here are some facts about elephants: 1. Elephants are the only land-mammals that cannot jump. 2. Elephants are the only animals that can walk accross quick-sand. 3. Most elephants poo up to 80lbs of dung per day.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

An agent.But not a secret agent...I'd like to know that he/she is an agent when I meet him/her, so that I would know when to lay on the charm, and when to keep my mouth shut.

My Blog

headshots.

RIGHT. so...i had headshots done recently, and now i have to choose the best photo of me. it's hard, because a lot of them look the same. but YOU have a discerning eye---so YOU should be able to find ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:33:00 GMT

2/5 show...

Ok... so...I've never really done this before, but I decided for the folks at home, or those of you who may be tuning in for kicks to have some kind of record on the shows I'm doing around town...be t...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:36:00 GMT