Mr. Mal-Adjusted - ProfilesArchive

About Me

In a band that has struggled to exist since day one but don't mind, as we are still playing. Enjoy long walks on your face and enjoy not giving a fuck. I like cheese. A lot. I like burrtios and sour cream. I basically rule like 10 rival high schools worth of schools and I'm never ever tardy. If you talk to me I'll talk back, maybe bite. I do what I want, when I want to, however which way I want. I love and hate people equally. I'm probably border line bi-polar asshole but I love my friends and family. My girlfriend is the best thing since sliced bread. Driving at 3am with no one on the road, as fast as you want or slow is something I enjoy. Eating late and unhealthy. Coffee. Beer. Alki. All the goods and the goods are fucking dandy. Horsie rides. Impulsive, spontaneous. Dr. Sarcasmo, certainly, am I. Pardy hardy, living life instead of waiting until I'm 65 so I can MAYBE enjoy a little or a lot of what I put away or put into a 401-FUCKED by spending it on shit I need to maintain a 65 year old body and visit the "Keys" like I've been told since birth, only with assistance and only after I eat a breakfast proper and have my morning BM. Then I'd be set to be around other jokers of the same asshole-ilk with the same lame fucking story as I and being to much of a tard to realize, "hey, wouldn't this, among many other things, have been fun when I could've breathed on my own and wiped my own ass. Oh wow, imagine that."

My Interests

playing shows, going to shows, eating, drinking, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, karaoke, singin' and cuttin' a rug, being a total homo, fucking, chewing gum......basically just being an ass

My Blog

I’m a new Dad!!

She has arrived!! That's right, this past Tuesday, October 23, 2007 @ 4:42pm @ Montgomery General Hospital, our precious newborn daughter entered the world. Her name is: Phoenix Willow Maturi She...
Posted by Mr. Mal-Adjusted on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:02:00 PST

I'M GONNA BE A DAD!!

I know a little while ago my girlfriend, Niki, and I had a false alarm about a little one on the way but........................AINT NO FALSE ALARM ROUND HER' NO MO'NIKI IS EXPECTING!!!!!!!!!! AND THE...
Posted by Mr. Mal-Adjusted on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:25:00 PST

My band.....at peace now

So, it has reached its end. After 8 years, I have decided to put the monster, the rolling ball of chaos that it is, to rest for the long hall.I never thought I..d reach that point with this project. B...
Posted by Mr. Mal-Adjusted on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:43:00 PST

broken and busted

so my band plays its first show in like 9-10 months with our line-up as it is now last night in D.C.......i proceed to throw my back out, render my neck pretty useless for hours after our set last nig...
Posted by Mr. Mal-Adjusted on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 04:17:00 PST

SOTL on EYEHATEGOD TRIBUTE ALBUM

EYEHATEGOD TRIBUTE ALBUM INFO Emetic Records will release an EYEHATEGOD tribute album, entitled "For The Sick - A Tribute To Eyehategod", sometime in the fall. A statement from the label reads a...
Posted by Mr. Mal-Adjusted on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 12:01:00 PST

to a friend of mine...........

this past weekend a friend of mine passed away. she was somebody that i only knew for a short period of time, just a couple of years and didn't know very intimately but she was still a friend of...
Posted by Mr. Mal-Adjusted on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:05:00 PST