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Joe Ebola

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About Me

My hobbies include quoting The Simpsons, chain smoking, bringing chaos from order, doing terrible things to my dog with a fork, voluntary Tourettes Syndrome, tandem nose picking, light stalking, and freaking out normals. I'm a major music junkie, and a huge fan of reading fiction, playing video games, herbal entertainment, watching movies, pop-culture trivia, and many other forms of escapism.

I'm not a stalker, but I play one on the internet.

My Interests

Books, movies, music, web design, hockey, serial killers, graphic art, video games, sarcasm, rational thought, black humor, pointless trivia

Music:

A Perfect Circle, Incubus, Samiam, Afghan Whigs Jawbreaker, Snuff, Alice in Chains, Jets to Brazil, Soul Coughing, Tori Amos, Lagwagon, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Less Than Jake, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Beastie Boys, Local H, Strung Out, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Sunny Day Real Estate, brad, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Superchunk, Built to Spill, Morphine, Supersuckers, Cake, New Morty Show, Swervedriver, Cherry Poppin Daddies, No Use For A Name, Ten Foot Pole , Chevelle, NOFX, 311, Clutch, Pietasters, Thrice, Cypress Hill, Poe, Tool, Disturbed, Portishead, Walt Mink, face to face, Propaghandi, Weezer, Faith No More, Radiohead, Frank Zappa, Far, Reverend Horton Heat, Fluf, Rival Schools, Guns n' Wankers, Rocket From the Crypt, Hooverphonic, Henry Rollins/Rollins Band, Hum, The Mars Volta, Muse, Tenacious D, Coheed & Cambria, Pennywise

Movies:

Anything Tarantino, Usual Suspects, La Femme Nikita, Raising Arizona/anything Coen Brothers, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Mystery Science Theatre the Movie, Matrix, 5th Element, 70's Blaxploitation, Evil Dead Trilogy, The Shining, Bubba Ho-Tep, Say Anything, When Harry Met Sally, Blade Runner, Alien/Aliens, and a lotta mo'

Television:

SIMPSONS!! Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me, Scrubs, Cold Case Files, New Detectives, FBI Files, Forensic Files, Futurama, Adult Swim, Discovery Channel, King of the Hill, Lost, South Park, Venture Bros.

Books:

Joe R. Lansdale, Terry Goodkind, Robert Jordan, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Robert R. McCammon, R.A. Salvatore, John Sanford, Michael Connelly, Robert Newcombe, Clive Barker, James Herbert, David Sedaris, Michael Slade, Dan Simmons, Andrew Vachss, Orson Scott Card, Michael Crichton, Ridley Pearson, Edward Lee, F. Paul Wilson... and so on

My Blog

She Wants a Thesaurus

This link of the 32 Worst Lyrics of All Time has been making the rounds of the intarwebs for the last couple of weeks.  It's a pretty good list, and pretty entertaining.  The songs they lamp...
Posted by Joe Ebola on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:19:00 PST

For the Love of god, make it stop

Have you folks heard the commercials for the "new" movie 'Step Up'? (I used scare quotes on "new" because when this movie came out earlier this year, it was called 'Take the Lead', and five years ago ...
Posted by Joe Ebola on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:10:00 PST

Dancing is Teh Ghey

I was at a party semi-recently, and I ran into an ex-girlfriend whom I hadn't seen in a couple of years.  She stopped by my table to say hello, and asked me to save a dance for her later.  I...
Posted by Joe Ebola on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:36:00 PST

You Might Just Be a Jesus Freak...

I saw this on Craig's List and liked it so much I had to share ;) Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian 10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religion...
Posted by Joe Ebola on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:27:00 PST

What the hell is wrong with me?

Before you get too excited and fire off an itemized list of all of my shortcomings, please understand that this is in fact a rhetorical question.   So about 9 months ago, I started having these s...
Posted by Joe Ebola on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:47:00 PST

Guilty Pleasures

The other night I got out of school a little early, so while I was waiting for Futurama to start I was surfing the cable channels looking for something to watch in the meantime. I came across Independ...
Posted by Joe Ebola on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:01:00 PST

Save My Shiny Metal Ass

It's for a good cause jerkwads, so just repost and then sign the stupid petition already: Bring Back Futurama Rumor is that Fox is in talks to do just that! Kindly cross any spare appendages you migh...
Posted by Joe Ebola on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:29:00 PST

PISSED

So some waste of fucking sperm apparently got my ATM number AND my pin.  I went to the gas station this morning to buy my normal Double Shot and pack of smokes, only to find I had insufficient fu...
Posted by Joe Ebola on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:43:00 PST

What Do Boogers Smell Like

I decided to resurrect this post from the now defunct Ebolaville boards because it tickles my fancy: ...This is one that has been plaguing me for years... What do boogers smell like? I know your first...
Posted by Joe Ebola on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 03:05:00 PST

The Hummer That Broke the World

There's an article out of Springfield, Missouri talking about a recent study that said that "more than 50 percent of American 16- to 19-year-olds have had oral sex. A group interview with several teen...
Posted by Joe Ebola on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 11:35:00 PST