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Coffee Is Good!!!!

It's not even a street... It's a gay!

About Me



Watch out when you cross the street
Look at where you place your feet
Look both ways and be alert
If a car hits you its gonna hurt
Saftey, Saftey, its a safe safe way to be....
I sometimes wish to be a rusty table saw that only has 4 and a half blades to cut with because the rest flew off and killed the person using it, and then when the persons family found out about the death they all had heart attacks and died, and then that killed all of their friends, then the friends friends, and so on until the whole world is gone. Yeah thats the kind of saw I want to be...
Im a really random/sarcastic person however, I am EXTREMELY
quiet until I get to know you...
Uh... yeah so... I guess you want to know more about me eh? well... I am Ryan, I am a supervisor , I am no longer a supervisor I got demoted because they thought I didn't take my job serious enough or some bullshit, at the Analytical Group which is a market research company, we do surveys over the phone, its really lame... I love to read, well I love to read Stephen King haha. I go to SCC, pretty exciting stuff there eh? Major = Forensic Science. My days consist of me sitting around bored, going to school, and going to work. My nights consist of hanging out with friends and doing absolutely nothing... And SNES is pretty much the best system ever, you know its true... well yeah, I dont know what else to say so you can stop reading about now........
I have a beard and I fight bears... just so you know...
oh and one more thing PNEUMEMNIA GODIA
also, i love DEVO, watch my awesome video of my dancing to "Whip It"
my sn for aim is IMMASLOWCHILD
My Artwork:
You are playing The Game

My Interests

..................... I hate when i cough because i have shit stuck in my throat and then i cough so hard all the shit in my throat flies up the back of my throat into my sinus cavity so i have to sniff the shit out and then i sniff too hard and it goes back into my throat, that fucking sucks ass dont you agree?

.............................I hate when im chewing gum and its all flavorful and nice then you take one more chew and ALL THE FLAVOR DISSAPEARS what the fuck?!?!?!?!?!

................................... i was just thinking that energy bars are rejected candy bars that the product testers didnt like so the candy bar companys branched off and made energy bar companys that produce candy bars that taste like shit

..................................................... oh and something that i think is pretty amusing is turning the monitor off, this has to be in a really dark room though, then touch the screen of the monitor and you can see lots of static electricity, its fucking awesome

............................................................ ...................... I found something that doesnt taste bad after brushing your teeth!!!! and that something is REESES PEANUT BUTTER CUPS woohoo thats right they dont taste bad after brushing your teeth go ahead and try and be amazed!!!!

by the way, you just lost the game...HA!

I'd like to meet:

people that dont annoy me i guess... i dont know...

Look I have EasyMac fuck yeah!

I look fucking retarded, actually we all look retarded, and from left to right its Me, Tony, Jon, and Adam

Its Ari, and me in the background, at Denny's.... and as you can kind of see, me and Meredith, who you cant see are making powdered sugar

Adam and Ari sittin on the sidewalk and Ryan in the window with a creepy look...

EastSide Bitches

My cousin Alyssa

Its Tony, and me in the background playing Mortal Kombat

My Dad and I

Alyssa (my cousin) and I

read my blog about what happend here....

Alyssa is Rob Zombie today...

Dont worry its just powdered sugar haha

i cut off my mohawk...

MULLET!!haha

Music:

LOWER CLASS BRATS
CRASS
THE UNSEEN
THE VIRUS
BANDITS OF THE ACOUSTIC REVOLUTION
LEFTOVER CRACK
CHOKING VICTIM
FLUX OF PINK INDIANS
FLOGGING MOLLY
BLATZ
THE PHENOMENAUTS
A GLOBAL THREAT
SELF DESTRUCT
ABRASIVE WHEELS
DEFIANCE
TOXIC NARCOTIC
SUBHUMANS
FEAR
GBH
CLIT 45
AUS ROTTEN
CONFLICT
AGNOSTIC FRONT
UK SUBS
THE BUSINESS
BLACK SABBATH
ADAM ANT
THE JETZONS
ZOUNDS
JOE JACKSON
DEEP PURPLE
ALICE COOPER
AC/DC
PINK FLOYD
AEROSMITH
ROCKET 88's
THE BEATLES
THE TUBES
KISS
BOSTON
DEVO
TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS
STEVE MILLER BAND
QUEEN
THE SCORPIONS
U2
BAD COMPANY
JOURNEY
STYX
SUPERTRAMP
DIRE STRAITS
THE WHO
MINOR THREAT
COMPLETE CONTROL
AGAINST ALL AUTHORITY
THE ADICTS
DEAD KENNEDYS
SHAM 69
BLITZ
COCKNEY REJECTS
THE PARTISANS
THE SKEPTIX
OP IVY
JFA
GERMS
CONFLICT
ENDLESS STRUGGLE
BAD BRAINS
JETHRO TULL
THE DOORS
THE VARUKERS
COCK SPARRER
CAUSTIC CHRIST
KRUM BUMS
And others I can't think of right now...

Movies:

Animal House
Porky's 1,2,and 3
Pulp Fiction
Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Reservoir Dogs
Boondock Saints
Planes Trains and Automobiles
IT
The Langoliers
The Stand
Misery
The Shining
Cujo
Dreamcatcher
Children of the Corn
Secret Window
Detroit Rock City
The Jerk
The Breakfast Club
The Crow
From Dusk Till Dawn
Kill Bill 1 & 2
Psycho
The Exorcist
The Burbs
Thinner
Hollywood Ending
Stranger Than Fiction
The First 20 Million Is Always the Hardest
Screwed
Wayne's World 1 & 2
Dumb and Dumber
A Clockwork Orange
Identity
Office Space
all Cheech & Chong movies
What About Bob?
Resident Evil 1 & 2
Night of the Living Dead
The Untouchables
Who's Harry Crumb?
Young Frankenstein
Life
Tommy(The Who)
Tommy Boy
Happy Gilmore
Airheads
12 Monkeys
The Tommyknockers
Sin City
Saw
Billy Madison
The Doors
The Game
Flirting With Disaster
Biodome
One Hour Photo
Out There
Stir Crazy
See No Evil, Hear No Evil
Blacksheep
Beverly Hills Ninja
Another You
SLC Punk
UHF
Joe's Apartment
Happy Texas
Super Troopers
Blow
Stealing Harvard
American History X
Psycho Beach Party
Comic Book Villans
Canadian Bacon
Hook
Groundhog Day
Big Trouble
Fear Dot Com
Fierce Creatures
Dead Man On Campus
In the Army Now
Son In Law
Joy Ride
Clue
Oh God!
One Night at McCools
Stay
Swingers
Copycat
The Big Lebowski
Empire Records
Snatch
Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
and theres soooo many more...

Television:

.. I dont know, I dont really watch too much tv...

The channels that I do watch when I actually watch tv are:
the Discovery Channel
Comedy Central
Travel Channel
Sci-Fi Channel
Court TV
History Channel
and
the Health Channel...

Books:

The Stand
Cell
Dreamcatcher
Insomnia
IT
Children of the Corn
The Fog
The Dark Tower Series
Thinner
The Tommyknockers
The Langoliers
The Library Policeman
Secret Window, Secret Garden
Autopsy Room Four
The Man in the Black Suit
All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
In the Deathroom
Everything's Eventual
The Road Virus Heads North
Lunch at the Gotham Cafe
That Feeling, You Can Only Say What It Is in French
1408
Lucky Quarter
Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption
Apt Pupil
The Body
The Running Man
Misery
Pet Semetary
The Shinning
'Salem's Lot
Desperation
The Regulators

yeah umm... I am a Stephen King fan...

Heroes:

..M.C. Escher, Stephen King, and George Carlin

My Blog

Zombie Speech

so this is the speech im going to give about zombies for my public speaking class haha Speech Purpose: The purpose of my speech is to inform the class about zombies. 1. Intro A. Attention: - "He ...
Posted by Coffee Is Good!!!! on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:08:00 PST

pictures from colorado...

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Posted by Coffee Is Good!!!! on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:46:00 PST

i have just proved that zampolves are badass...

My theory on the Badassness of Zampolves... Zampolve=Badass Zampove = zombie + vampire + werewolf + made up creaturezombie=living dead + flesh eater living=life=cool=badass dead=smelly+cool smelly=evi...
Posted by Coffee Is Good!!!! on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:27:00 PST

i have a great tale to tell...

it involves me breaking into my car hahaha well, im at matt's house and im sitting on the couch and i reach for my keys and realize that my car keys are missing and im like oh fuck, i locked my keys i...
Posted by Coffee Is Good!!!! on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:18:00 PST

My Birthday (pictures

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Posted by Coffee Is Good!!!! on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:22:00 PST

no more mohawk(pictures)

MULLET!!haha...
Posted by Coffee Is Good!!!! on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 08:40:00 PST

i am back from wisconsin...

yeahit was some fun timesit was cool hanging out with my cousins and aunts and uncles and what notmy uncle luby's birthday was on friday and he got so drunk and i had to drive him back to the house we...
Posted by Coffee Is Good!!!! on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:12:00 PST

random phone call...

Some random kid named Josh just called me... Josh: yeah hey is this ryan Me: yeah Josh: hey this is josh do you remember me Me: josh? i dont know you Josh: oh that makes me sad dont you re...
Posted by Coffee Is Good!!!! on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 06:34:00 PST

I swear...

Once I get my social security card I'm going to get a new jobI've been working at the Analytical Group for a year now, thats right, one fucking year, and thats way too long. There are people that have...
Posted by Coffee Is Good!!!! on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:06:00 PST

graduation party

Me and SarahAlyssa with Jon in the foregroundMy happy drunk face hahadrunken upsidedown picture...Me, Alyssa, Darla, and JonMe and RyanMe and JonMe and DarlaShotgun!Alyssa and Annettethis is my favori...
Posted by Coffee Is Good!!!! on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 10:00:00 PST