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Steven

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About Me

WELCOME TO MY LIFE: THERES NO TURNING BACK!!!!!MWAHA

ehh.. you see me up there, you know my name, and most of all ur checking my site therefore you must know me. If you dont I live in the city i spend time in long island. I know some of the best people in the world (you know who you are) and i do average everyday things.. cough im not an a hitman at night... cough.. hey i got bills ok..? lol just kiding.. but really i play squash and i cant really right now because smart me went and broke my ankle in 2 places. Heres something you dont know about me: i have a myspace because everyone does and goddammit peer pressure but i just had to have one... so ENJOY ;) P.S. "I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head. Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head. Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head. Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed. You wear name brands and I make my own clothing. I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing. “I hate myself.”Pancake on my face makes me extra happy. I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy. Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do. When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it. I put baloney in my left pocket. Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket . Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis. It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis. It’s my show I’m Andy_Milonakis"
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Im just ur usual MUTT HyBRiD of watr & FirE. ~~~~~If ur thnking huh?? then well water and fire do mix to make blue or purple fire ~~~ "Im CmPlX ~if you dont get me dont try to understand.. and DONT JUDGE ME ya goddam piewhore~~
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 30%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic || 10%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

SQUASH SQUASH SQUASH, o but besides that.... my best buddies, going places, and the ususal stuff, movies, pool, tv, internet computer box thing, FooD, 40s, turtles, sponges, sporks,, um is that a real word?.. random stuff other stuff i cant think of.. now if ud excuse me i have to get my glue fed... but feel free to browse around in my life here and poke around, tell me if u want anything and ill probably say no unless i like u but its worth a shot...Here are some sites to look @ if ur bored= ebaumsworld.com, madblast.com, kontraband.com, digitalblasphemy.com...
Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Platinum Ringa
You ride around in a 1964 Chevy Impala
Yo gang The Adjective Nouners
Yo shoes be Flip-flops
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 2,072
How much money you got? $1.19662187892117e+26
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 98%

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Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Slim Jigga
You ride around in a Nissan Z P.I.M.P mobile bitch
Yo gang The Yakuza
Yo shoes be broken glass and splinters
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 2,072
How much money you got? $Who wants to kno?
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 100.25%

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I'd like to meet:

idk.. i mightve met them already, but lets see my uncle, keanu reeves and my future self... maybe some evil, twisted version of bill clinton. And if you're really lucky maybe even you
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One of the most dangerous extreme sports Illegal, potentially legal - but totally worth the risk What Extreme Sport Should You Try?" ACHTUNG ! Steven may actually be a spider-human hybrid
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Music:

whats good?? isn't that what everyone would like to know.. EVErything as long as i can stand it and it doesn't piss me off.. you kno anything with a beat: but heres a list for those of you who want to know my life, audioslave, QQUUOOOTTTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "When life hands you lemons find someone whose life handed them vodka and have a paaarrrrrrrttttyyyyy!" "When life hands me lemons i make beef stew""I hang out with apples that like self loathing""If you're hand is larger than your face you will develope cancer.. If you checked you have 3 weeks to live""Its a hard knock life then you pass away""The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for theirs""Constipation of the brain, diarrhea of the mouth""Good Luck exploring the infinite abyss"More on next weeks show ;-) (the place called my blogs)

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Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be Laddie McBaddie
You ride around in a 1964 Chevy Impala
Yo gang Gary Coleman's Alleycat Thugs
Yo shoes be Spikey Goth boots
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 3,459
How much money you got? $9.60348483208358e+25
How gangsta are you, bitch?: 82%

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Movies:

hmmm.. again soo many to chooose from, lets see alot of stuff silence of the lambs, matrixes, funny stuff, action, o and premonition was good, crash, HaroLD And KUUMAR Go to WhiTe CasTlE.. god i love those hot little suckulent white castle burgers;-). the butterfly effect, a beautiful mind, mystic river, some sequels and the list goes on./..Probably what you like if we went to the movies..

Television:

On demand stuff, family guy, andy milonakis, etc.

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Books:

da vinci code, tom clancy, catcher in the rye, harry potter, etc.

Heroes:

Whats a hero except a wet dream about your future self??? Video code provided by Music Video Codes

My Blog

short simple and gets the point across

you can call me a joik or an asshole or a saint but whatever you say "I am whatever you say i am and if i wasn't then why would i say i am"-I am [eminem] "I had random for lunch so dont fuck with me"-...
Posted by Steven on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 01:35:00 PST

QUOOTES NEXT WEEK

"Tresspassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again."-GTA"The Superbowl is gaaaaaaaaay" -Andy milonakis"I have a plan so good, it's retarded!"-Peter Griffin"ROOOOOAAAARARARRRRRRRR"-The world- yes...
Posted by Steven on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 08:18:00 PST