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EVEN IF THINGS GET HEAVY WE'LL ALL FLOAT ON

About Me

I GOT UP AND SCREAMED FUCK THE WORLD!!!

My Interests

JACKING OFF AND WASTING MY SPERM BECAUSE I AM A WASTE OF SPERM

I'd like to meet:

MICHAEL JORDAN, BILL CLINTON, LEBRON JAMES, TUPAC SHAKUR, SNOOP DOGG, EAZY E, THOM YORKE, JOHNNY DEPP, HUNTER S. THOMPSON, BILL MURRAY, CHRIS ROCK, DAVE CHAPPELLE, KAYNE WEST, BJORK, ICE CUBE, GEORGE CLINTON, JACK BLACK, GWEN STEFFANI, RICK RUBIN, BILLY CORGAN, MARLON WAYANS, TREY PARKER, MATT STONE, BRIAN GRANT, PERRY FARELL, TIM ARMSTRONG, DAVE LA CHAPELLE, SPIKE JONES, AD ROCK, WILLIE NELSON, RICKY WILLIAMS, WOODY HARRELSON, ANDRE 3000, BIG BOI, BUSTA RHYMES, JANET JACKSON, LIL KIM, TYRA BANKS, NAOMI CAMBELL, RASHEED WALLACE, DAMON STOUDAMIRE, CARMELLO ANTHONY, ROBERT PARISH, KAREEM ABDUL-JABARR, EMINEM, CARMEN ELEKTRA, JENNY MCCARTHY, PAMELA ANDERSON, SHAKIRA, BEYONCE, JENNA JAMESON, BECK, METHOD MAN, REDMAN, LIL JON, PUFF DADDY, PARIS HILTON, NICHOLE RITCHIE,as far as real people go, just somebody that can enjoy themselves, is easy going, and knows how to appreciate life for what it is, and crack whores werd.

Music:

BOB MARLEY, BLATZ, GROOVIE GHOULIES, RADIOHEAD, NOFX, WHITE STRIPES, MARCY PLAYGROUND, THE BLITZ, CRASS, THE CLASH, JANES ADDICTION, OUTKAST, RANCID, THE FLAMING LIPS, MODEST MOUSE, EMINEM, BUSTA RHYMES, DE LA SOUL, A TRIBE CALLED QUEST, NAS, OPERATION IVY, THE RAMONES, FRANK BLACK, BECK, PRIMUS, BAD BRAINS, THE STUBBORN ALL STARS, GWEN STEFFANI, BJORK, THE MUFFS, THE PIXIES, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, THE CONNIE DUNGS, TOUCH RX, ZOINKS, BUCKETHEAD, THE FROG BRIGADE, OYSTERHEAD, BUCKET OF BURNING BRAINS, NWA, JAY-Z, THE TOASTERS, KING DJANGO, REVERAND HORTON HEAT, BORIS THE SPRINKLER, SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN, MR. BUNGLE, FANTAMOS, PHAROBE MONCH, DR DRE, LAURYN HILL, THE FUGEES, WYCLEF JEAN, ICE CUBE, OPERATION: CLIFF CLAVEN, EAZY- E, BEASTIE BOYS, F.Y.P, LESS THAN JAKE, SNOOP DOGG, TOO $HORT, OL DIRTY BASTARD, JANES ADDICTION, D12, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, THE SLACKERS, TOM PETTY, NIRVANA, 50 CENT, SONS OF MAN, THE BREEDERS, DANZIG, STEVE MILLER BAND, JIM CROCE, BUDDY HOLLY, BOBBY DIGITAL, GHOSTFACE KILLA, TWIZTED, THE MISFITS, LLOYD BANKS, BAD BRAINS, LONG BEACH DUB ALL STARS, 311, PENNYWISE, WEEZER, SCREECHING WEASEL, FAITH NO MORE, XZIBIT, CAKE, TOOL, SLAYER, THE DISTILLERS, PANTERA, ZACK DE LA ROCHA, SUBLIME, DEAD CAN DANCE, NICK CAVE, QUINCY PUNX, LARS FREDRICKSON AND THE BASTARDS, WU-TANG CLAN, THE GETTO BOYS, PUBLIC ENEMY, BUSHWICK BILL, SNUFF, THE BEATLES, SQUIRREL NUT ZIPPERS, SOUL ASSASINS, PSYCHO REALM, MOS DEF, TALIB KWALI, SAM BUSH, THE GAME, ICE-T, THE SPECIALS, MADNESS, KANYE WEST, DJ SPOOKY, INSANE CLOWN POSSE, SCARFACE, THE ROLLING STONES, THE GREEN LANTERN, 2PAC, PINK FLOYD, ONYX, BIGGIE SMALLS, DOGG POUND, FOO FIGHTERS, CYPRESS HILL, MAKAVELI, THE SEX PISTOLS, THE CURE, GRATEFUL DEAD, TOM WAITS, MEDENSKI MARTIN AND WOOD, PHISH, DROPKICK MURPHYS, TOOL, BONE THUGS N HARMONY, DEAD KENNEDYS, JELLO BIAFARA, KOTTON MOUTH KINGS, TWIZTED, METHOD MAN, REDMAN, GEORGE CLINTON, COMMON, GREEN DAY, BLACK FLAG, THE CRAMPS, SMASHING PUMPKINS, MAN OR ASTROMAN, DEAD MILKMEN, SOCIAL DISTORTION, THE BREEDERS, SERVOTRON, THE QUEERS, RICK RUBIN, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, BEASTIE BOYS, RUN DMC, SLICK RICK, JOHNNY CASH, PHISH, THE GRATEFUL DEAD, U2, SUM 41, BLINK 182, PROPAGHANDI, BAD RELIGION, FUGAZI

Movies:

PORNOS

Television:

GIRLS GONE WILD PROMO ADS

Books:

THEY'RE COOL, TONS OF FUCKING SPLIFF PAPERS

Heroes:

BOB MARLEY-HE INVENTED WEED AND DID THAT SONG "DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY" JYEAH

My Blog

HS BASKETBALL COACH FIRED FOR HITTNG PLAYERS IN THE COCK AND BALLS

MONUMENT, Colo. -- A former high school basketball coach faces 39 charges for allegedly hitting male students in the groin, showing them pornography and pouring water on his players then driving them ...
Posted by LoweDownDirtyShame on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:23:00 PST

HS BASKETBALL COACH FIRED FOR HITTNG PLAYERS IN THE COCK AND BALLS

MONUMENT, Colo. -- A former high school basketball coach faces 39 charges for allegedly hitting male students in the groin, showing them pornography and pouring water on his players then driving them ...
Posted by LoweDownDirtyShame on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:25:00 PST

FUCKING PILLHEADS.....HAVE FUN BEING DOPE SICK :) LOL

Russell pharmacy shut down   RUSSELL  A Richmond pharmacist was arrested and his pharmacy in Russell shut down Monday as part of a major drug sweep by state and federal authorities in eastern Ke...
Posted by LoweDownDirtyShame on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:16:00 PST

OH SO FUCKING CLOSE, I WOULD'VE MOVED FOR REAL.....

STATE QUESTION NO. 7(1083 out of 1083 Precincts Reporting)Shall Titles 32, 40 and 43 of the Nevada Revised Statutes be amended in order to allow and regulate the sale, use and possession of one oun...
Posted by LoweDownDirtyShame on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:55:00 PST

EAT SHIT

FUCK YOU
Posted by LoweDownDirtyShame on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:24:00 PST

MYSTERY MACHINE

DAMN....I SAW THE MYSTERY MACHINE DRIVING AND I DIDN'T HAVE MY CAMERA....FUCK!!!!!  FUCK IT, BUT BE ON THE LOOKOUT....WERD....
Posted by LoweDownDirtyShame on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:28:00 PST

HOLIER THAN ART THOU

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colorado (CNN) -- The Rev. Ted Haggard, who has resigned as one of the nation's top evangelical leaders, admitted Friday he had contacted a male prostitute for a massage and bought m...
Posted by LoweDownDirtyShame on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:41:00 PST

THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY, AND ODD, THAT IT WAS ON ESPN.COM

During the playoffs of last spring, the NBA did everything it possibly could to draw attention to Spalding's latest product. Mainly, it did that by dragging around a mysterious black box, getting it ...
Posted by LoweDownDirtyShame on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:19:00 PST

GODDAMNIT

I just got this new cat, a stray from our old house.  God damn mother fucker had shit in my room.  Took me a whole day to find it, and when  i found it this turd was massive.  It d...
Posted by LoweDownDirtyShame on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:42:00 PST

whutitlooklikefortheohskiwhoaski?

i wanna go to wal-mart.  sheeit.  i wanna throw bricks at ppl with out pricks too, where their pricks should be, ya feel me, the punani jyeah lol  
Posted by LoweDownDirtyShame on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST