Those who are different; nightlife (anything from beer and nachos at a sports dive to $10 cosmos at a swanky jazz club to deafening bass at 5am in a commandeered warehouse); great beats; people watching; animals; animal rights; innovative literature; culture; travel; figure skating; good writing; games (the ones you play with dice and cards, not people); being inspired; being eclectic; taking baths that are way too long; cooking; taking bad dares; introspection; walking down the road less traveled; sleeping in the sun; staying up all night to finish that page-turner; piercings; originality; biting sarcasm; informed cynicism; tattoos; cheesy shows; purple things; expressivity; brilliant adaptations; gender; assertion without arrogance; equal rights; the secular society; new opportunities; old favorites.
Your Brain's Pattern
Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.
You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.
You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker.
You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
WHO'S WORTH MY TIME?
People with something to say -- people hungry for ideas, conversations, & heated debates -- ppl who can go out & do a million things, or stay in and not, just as easily. People who don't know when to stop, who go too far, who say too much, who aim too high, who have way too much fun. I cannot stand people who put on airs. Be yourself. Laugh a lot, and try new things, and be honest and frank about all of it. Versatility is such a lost art! If you're a homophobe, a Republican, an animal-hater, a gas-guzzler, someone who does math for fun, or one of these born-again preaching Christians, we really have zilch in common. If you are a fratboy-knockoff sex-obsessed male pig, fuck off. If you are not, then congratulations -- and we will probably, more or less, get along just fine :)
And just FYI, I have already met the following, so the position is filled and no applications are being considered. What exactly is it? Well, it's my best friend and partner in crime; my soul mate and sense of reason; my source of amusement, fulfillment, frustration, resolution, and joy; my challenger and my equal; my shoulder to lean on, and my ever-open door; my window to my past and my vision of the future; my translator of self, and my mirror inward; my life lesson and the beat of that different drummer; my piece of the puzzle that fits perfectly despite all its imperfections. Also known as Phwip, Baveman, Hooma, Snotty Livernose, and even -- when the white-gold sceptre is present -- the Ultimate Prince, I'm glad to know him and thrilled that he knows me -- at times, better than I know myself. Can I get an oOOooWwwoOoOOWowowoOO, Hooha-oo-hamama? Ha you? Ha me, for eternity!! I hope we'll still be doing the thumb-dance half a century from now, porch rockers gittin'-r-dun and all . . . and look how goddamn CUTE he is!!
Ahh, just about everything! No go-go or honkytonk country, no mushy fake Sousa band crap; and no pissed-off-at-white-people rap. If it has a beat and it moves me (physically AND emotionally!), we're good.
You are drum and bass!
What kind of techno music are you?
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Again, no single favorite. Among the bunch: Requiem for a Dream, Schindler's List, Pi, Birdcage, Usual Suspects, Tombstone (for Kilmer purposes only), Last of the Mohicans, The Ring, Snatch, Lord of the Rings, Clockwork Orange, Awakenings, The Godfather, The Matrix, Fifth Element (mmm . . . Mila), City of Lost Children, The Last Unicorn, Farinell II, Pulp Fiction, Red-Blue-White, Silence of the Lambs, Immortal Beloved, and on and on.
Rome, Queer Eye, Will & Grace, Friends, Rescue Me, Jackass, Viva la Bam, Ultimate Fighter, American Chopper, anything on Discovery Health (Blood&Guts! Yay!) or on Animal Planet, Nip/Tuck, Homicide, E! True Hollywood Story -- or whatever mindless thing is on at 6pm when I indulge in my veg-out hour after work.
Oy, too many! Let's do authors. Kurt Vonnegut. Baudrillard. Boethius. F. Scott Fitzgerald. Margaret Atwood. Boethius. Moliere. JRR Tolkien. Anne Rice. Shakespeare. Joseph Conrad. William Blake. Steven King (before the sellout). John Grisham (ditto). Poppy Z Brite. James Fenimore Cooper. Gary Larson.
Those who can look back on their lives with no regret for things not attempted--better to rue having DONE something than having not. Creative geniuses. Iconoclasts. Peaceful dissenters. Intellectual visionaries. Underdogs.