Murphy's Laws On Sex |
1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2.Nothing improves with age. 3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, be...
Posted by ...That guy on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 05:01:00 PST |
Euphemisms for Male Masturbation |
Abusing the wicked stick
Adjusting the antenna
Aiding and abetting a known felon
Applying the hand brake
Arguing with Henry Longfellow
Arm-wrestle with your one-eyed vessel
Attack the one-eyed purple-...
Posted by ...That guy on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 07:34:00 PST |
Revised Military Oaths of Service |
US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my useless life to the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because ...
Posted by ...That guy on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 03:56:00 PST |
Prison vs Work |
Prison vs Work
In prison you spend the majority of your time in a 10 x 10 cell.
At work you spend the majority of your time in a 8 x 8 cubicle.
In prison you get three meals a day...
Posted by ...That guy on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 06:18:00 PST |
Yo momma is so..... |
Yo momma so Fat...
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat she eats Whea...
Posted by ...That guy on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:10:00 PST |
