Yea my name is Joe, and I like a lot of different things and hate a lot of different things. My AIM is MassHypnosisJoe and my email is [email protected]. Yea thats it.
Life Playlist Survey
Next time I'm in front of a crowd, I'll say: Run To The Hills (Iron Maiden)
My best friend is like: Musical Death {A Dirge} (Testament)
What I did did last night was: When The Flames Turn To Ash (Drudkh)
At my wedding they'll play: Storms Of War (In Battle)
My friends see me as: Pain's Invention, Madness (Dark Angel)
My message to the world has always been: Settle For Nothing (Rage Against The Machine)
Happiness is: When Your Mind Was Free (Destruction)
My day will be like: Winter (Dargaard)
My family is described by the song: Tan Pinga Ra Tan (Tuatha De Danann)
This song will be playing when I meet the love of my life: Surrendur (Royal Hunt)
The story of my life is: In Shadows & Dust (Kataklysm)
Highschool was like: Burning In Hell (Possessed)
My parents are like the song: Jaktens Tid (Finntroll)
My make-out song is: Curse The Flesh (Morbid Angel)
If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream: Between Two Worlds (I)
My innermost desire is: A Fury Divine (Amon Amarth)
If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Dragonheads (Ensiferum)
My alter-ego is: I Am Legend (Stormlord)
My theme song: The Maggot Crusher (Impaled Nazarene)
My birth was like: Take The Throne (Hypocrisy)
The best thing about me is: Heretic (Grave)
When I'm drunk I say: Black Wind, Fire & Steel (Manowar)
My last words will be: Bless Thee For Granting Me Pain (Ragnarok)
How will you die? Clenched Fist (Destroyer 666)
Behind my back, my friends think I'm: Unchained (HammerFall)
My favorite thing to do is: Leave This World Behind (Kreator)
Right now, I feel: In My Kingdom Cold (Immortal)
When I'm in the shower, I sing: Memories Of Blood (Cryptopsy)
My love of life was inspired by the song: Dead On The Dance Floor (Daath) Take this playlist survey!
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Chicken McNuggets
Your Favorite Target: Hospital workers
Your Kill Count: 250,252,741
Your Battle Cry: "I enjoy cheese."
Years You Spend in Jail: 4
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $255,263,033,179,844
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Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? Lake Of Fire
Pizza or Chinese? Pizza
Mansion or Penthouse? none
Have you been on a Jet Ski? No, never
Are you afraid of clowns? Clowns, yes...people with downs no
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 6
Favorite band/group? Iron Maiden
Baseball or football? They both suck
Favorite brand of makeup? None
Waffles or pancakes? None
Do you have an IPod? no
Bike or scooter? Walking
Ever go in a hot air balloon? No, never
How will you celebrate turning 21? By bathing in the blood of my enemies
What brand computer do you have? Dell
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? once
Favorite city? hmmm Inverness
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Ice Yogurt
Do you think you are fat? No
Ever throw up in a public place? Yea I think so, I want to do so more often
Do you have a pool? no
Ever drive a car? Yea
How many times a month do you go to the movies? Dunno
Last movie you saw? Groundhog Day, with Bill Murray
Who is your hero? Too many, but Tyr is badass and Nick McBrain is my favorite drummer
How old are your parents? I dont remember exactly
What deceased person would you like to meet? Attila the Hun, William Wallace, Tyr, Ghengis Khan
Do you chew ice? no
Have you been to California? yea, I hate it
Last book you read? "The Eye Of The World" by Robert Jordan
Favorite teacher? Of all time? Mrs Gradeck
Do you like to go fishing? depends
How many of those do you regret? what
What is you average in school? D or C
Favorite professional team? eh
Do you like mohawks? no
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 1
Do you floss? yea
Do you have braces? no
Do you bite your nails? yea
What is your last thought before falling asleep? Why fall asleep only to wake up
Do you fall in love easily? no, i hate alot of bitches
Ever have a crush and they never knew? who gives a fuckin shit
Do you babysit? occasionally
Ever been shot at? yea of course
Do you work out/exercise? yea
Do you have 6 pack abs? i have a 30 pack
Do you consider yourself nice? no, im a bluntly honest bastard
What movie character would you like to be? Spawn or William Wallace
Do you go to camp for the summer? no, but I am a CIT
Ever been bit by a snake? yea, I got super powers now
Have you been on a boat? yea boats are for retards
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? no
Ever break a bone? yea, collarbone
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? Aunt Mary
What is your ultimate job? Metal God, Assassin and a creator of worlds
Do you want to walk on the moon? no
Can you name the seven dwarfs? Dorky, Shitty, Skanky, Bumpy, Lumpy, Limpy and Harold
Favorite TV show? eh
&..39;Apples or oranges?' eh
Favorite model of car? eh
Favorite flower? eh
Favorite color? green
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp sex in your bedroom? yes, my sword is feminine haha
Ever climb out your bedroom window? ever shoot yourself in the face?
Do you live in an apartment or house? house
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? how much do I care
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? no
How many cousins do you have? 16, 34 i dunno
Do you believe in ghosts? eh
If you were a bird, what would you be? roadkill
Ever get stitches? yea
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? no cuz I hate you all, and if you're in it that will upset me
How many kids do you want to have? from 2 to 16
If you could change your name, what would it be? Joe Ragnarok
Dogs or cats? wolves
Who do you tell your problems to? to those I wish to hear them
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? They don't tell because they are afraid
Do you believe in love at first sight? no not at all
Do you go to church? no, I'm pagan
Would you marry outside your religon? Yes
Volleyball or tennis? neither
How many people were at your last party? dunno, parties can be rather...useless
Ever ride in a limo? yea
Ever drink champagne? no i dont drink, fuck you
Favorite dinner? dead animals
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