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Eli

I'm out washing my WALKING EYE

About Me

I'm prone to yelling a lot, and being really emotional. Probably more than I should be. But I'll be damned if I'm not at least some form of entertaining.

My Interests

Video Games, Wrestling, Making Stupid/Funny Videos, Bowling, Driving around, the occasional acid flashback

I'd like to meet:

Necro Butcher (and actually take him out to lunch this time), That Redheaded girl from valentines's day at the Magic Stick, Matt Hardy, Paul Heyman, someone who I can go out and get a spontaneous tattoo with, tall girls, Mike Nelson, and Reggie Fils-Aime

Music:

CKY, Grand Buffet, Avenged Sevenfold, The Dust Bros., Geto Boyz, The Forces of Evil, The Vandals, Daft Punk, System of a Down, GWAR, Dethklok

Movies:

Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Bourough 13, Collateral, Robocop, Layer Cake, Sin City, Primer, Capote,

Television:

Venture Brothers, Metalocalypse, Frisky Dingo, 12 oz Mouse, Mystery Science Theater 3000

Books:

Fight Club, Choke, Survivor, Haunted, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Box Office Poison, The Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns

Heroes:

Adam Warren, Chuck Pahlanuik