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Retta's main man

Lapeer bound and lovin it!

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jim
Birthday: April 29
Birthplace: Des Moines, IA
Current Location: next to my girlfriend in Portage, MI
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: ask her
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: cheap
Your Weakness: I don't think I have one now, but I have the right to plead the 5th at any moment
Your Fears: First Lady Bill Clinton
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepporoni, mushroom, onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get to next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: whatever or maybe, depends
Thoughts First Waking Up: crap
Your Best Physical Feature: ask Marietta
Your Bedtime: ask Marietta
Your Most Missed Memory: my mom
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi.. deal with that, marietta
MacDonalds or Burger King: either
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: I'm working on that
Do you Swear: hell yes
Do you Sing: helll no
Do you Shower Daily: *sniff* guess so
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: only if Bluto is a roomie
Do you want to get Married: see "Do you smoke"
Do you belive in yourself: 90% of me believes that I believe in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: my mom passed, my dad and I don't talk
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ask the bartenders at Cruiser's
In the past month have you Smoked: see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I dragged my gf to the mall 3 weeks ago, so yes. Before that, not in 20 years
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: kind of (wedding dj)
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in MIchigan???? (submitted in April)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just someone's heart
Ever been Drunk: Please go back to the Cruiser's comment and do the math
Ever been called a Tease: no, never......
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: no
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: lemmesee...........................
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: can't tell, she changes it too much for me to keep up
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5' 3"
Weight: no, start now
Best Clothing Style: clothes?
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: way too many
Number of Piercings: .50 (old gf from the 80's had me pierce my left ear... it's now 80% closed, I think
Number of Tattoos: zero, but I'll buy the stick on ones
Number of things in my Past I Regret: The list is too long, but now I have found happiness
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My Interests

Bowling, Chicago Cubs baseball, softball (I'm an umpire-boo me now), professional wrestling (VIVA SHAFFEE) and DEEEEE-TROIT BAAAAS-KET-BALLLLLL

I'd like to meet:

" Name your band member," "Rhyno" Ryne Sandberg and "Sweet" Lou Whittaker (2 who redefined the second base position), any current or past Chicago Cubs player, Ric "Nature Boy" Flair, Rob Van Dam (a local boy) and Rey Mysterio, Jr.

Music:

Current pop to classic rock, mainstream jazz and 70's/80's urban. ABSOLUTELY NO COUNTRY. I can't afford the boots and waders.

Movies:

Airplane, The Matrix, M*A*S*H* (the 1970 movie starring Donald Sutherland), Airport, Gladiator, Animal House, Arsenic and Old Lace (best Cary Grant ever, funny), Frequency (for us radio vets).

Television:

ESPN and GSN are the top two, plus WWMT for locals.

Books:

AFTER ALL THIS I HAVE TO READ???? I'll let my daughter do the reading and she'll tell me about the book. Or I should start reading Harry Potter and catch up.

Heroes:

The man who can play any condition with any shot and still score: Walter Ray Williams, Jr.

My Blog

I HATE CHAIN SHIT, FORWARDS, ETC.

OK, here's my rant.... I love meeting people here. It's a total riot! I just HATE having things forwarded to me to give me luck, keep things away, etc. That crap does not fly with me and takes up unne...
Posted by Retta's main man on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 06:14:00 PST

My first blog, and not the one I wanted to show.

I finally got off my dead ass and put my MySpace profile together, get ready to post my first blog, and I lose one of my good friends. You may have heard, as the story went national. My friend Ed Lore...
Posted by Retta's main man on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:02:00 PST