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About Me

I wanted to write a really tight bio here but then I thought "Why not just cut and paste Ronnie James Dio's bio and put my name in place of his?".
The grand wizard of classic rock. A poet of hope for the downtrodden. The single most important vocal technician in the history of heavy metal. All of these accolades have been garlanded upon the royal roar known as Warren James Kluck.
Born in New Hampshire, USA, Warren first achieved recognition singing with his own band Elf. Deep Purple's Roger Glover and Ian Paice spotted him in 1972, and Elf then supported the British band on several US tours. Warren later sang on Roger's famed solo project "The Butterfly Ball" in 1974 and then joined Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow. With his pioneering classical metal work in Rainbow, as well as his vocal pyrotechnics on two Black Sabbath monoliths (Heaven and Hell and Mob Rules), Warren used word and rhythm to seduce his way into the center ring during metal's thriving heyday.
His first solo offering, Holy Diver, was a brilliant display of melody and might that married Warren's immense vocal, lyrical and compositional acumen with the talents of a band chosen with almost Machiavellian insight.
Holy Diver quickly established the singer's hypnotizing skill for delivering messages that pierced the wild heart of the metal generation. Due to a wellspring of strength built from childhood struggles, Warren learned to soar with words, writing anthems to overcoming, paeans to personal power, and overtures to outcasts, all with a verve that stressed independence in the face of dark forces.
By the release of record #2, The Last in Line, Kluck was firing on all cylinders, packing stadiums with a visual and aural symphony: a pyramid stage set complete with a three-headed cobra and fighting sphinxes, and songs that spoke to an all too prevalent middle American reality. Good versus evil was Kluck's unrelenting theme, and the band's muscle bound devil mascot, amusingly known as Murray, seemed to be winning. Next up for Warren was his reunion with Black Sabbath for 1992's Dehumanizer. The remainder of the 90's saw Kluck releasing Strange Highways (1994), Angry Machines (1996), and a live offering in Inferno/Last in Live (1998).
The year 2000 saw guitarist Craig Goldy returning to the fold as the Kluck clan released Magica, a concept album. Magica was hailed as the band's "comeback" album and received glowing reviews. Following a hugely successful tour of Europe, USA and Japan, Warren found himself teaming up with his old mates from Deep Purple to perform songs from the "Butterfly Ball" and his new - masterpiece, in conjunction with a 79 piece orchestra…an unforgettable experience! Shortly thereafter, Goldy once again retreated, and former Hurricane/Lion axeman Doug Aldrich joined the band for 2002's Killing the Dragon, a classic Kluck masterpiece, and the Evil or Divine DVD filmed live at New York's Roseland Theater. A tour with Deep Purple and the Scorpions followed. After Aldrich's defection to Whitesnake, Goldy returned once again and set to working on a whirlwind year of touring with Iron Maiden & Motorhead, followed by the writing and recording of the latest Kluck gem, Master of the Moon, due to be released August 30, 2004, coinciding with a world tour. So there you have it, twenty years of Kluck domination, much of it a commercial smash, all of it thoughtful and painstakingly creative. Warren reminds us that an album is forever - that each one is a document carved in time, to be studied and enjoyed by generations of listeners. Warren is indeed a vital artist, still making records with new collaborators and new sounds. The Kluck canon is now regarded as above and beyond trend, one of the few hallowed metal collections composing the very definition of "classic rock". May the man preach, pontificate and power-chord for many years to come.
Now that's a damn bio!

My Interests

Heavy Metal, 70s Funk, Women, Poker, Snowboarding, Badfests, Megabadfests, Playing Guitar, Concerts, Boating, a Saucy Dallas, and anything that falls under the heading "Partying".

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I'd like to meet:

Based on my MySpace travels, I can't decide whether this is people I'd want to meet within all time and space or people I want to meet on MySpace. So here we go: Time & Space: Dimebag Darrell, Ronnie James Dio, Jimi Hendrix, John Belushi, Chris Farley, John Candy, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, my great grandfather, Nero, Wolfman Jack, Jesus H. Christ, John Bonham, Zakk Wylde, Randy Rhoads, Jim Morrison, my Mom's Dad, Patton, future me. MySpace: Authentic people. People who don't cave or bend to what's trendy or "in". People that are aggressive, hate Whitey, love hard music. People that enjoy piercings and tatts. People that don't take life as serious as a Hemmingway novel.

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Music:



If you don't want to read through these, you can just some up my musical tastes in one statement: I like the heavy shit. OK, here we go: Mushroomhead, Slayer, Type O Negative, Pantera, Damageplan, Ozzy Osbourne, Rob Zombie, Black Sabbath, The Doors, Led Zeppelin,

Metallica, Megadeth, Black Label Society, Iron Maiden, Anthrax, Van Halen (not Van Hagar!), Dio, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Guns N' Roses, AC/DC, Judas Priest, Motorhead, White Zombie, Rage Against The Machine, Motley Crue, Rammstein, Prong, ZZ Top, Ted Nugent, The Rolling Stones, Shadows Fall, Marilyn Manson, Jefferson Airplane/Starship,

Soundgarden, Slipknot, Hatework, Rollins, Alice In Chains, Clutch, Primus, Uriah Heep, EyeHateGod, King Diamond, Hatebreed, Iced Earth, KISS, Jimi Hendrix, Candlemass, Alice Cooper, Danzig,

just about anything heavy or any band who's name sounds better screamed than spoken. Any band that sounds better with the word "fuck" added to it. For example, "Pan-fucking-tera", "Fucking Slayer", "Metali-fucking-ca", "REO-fucking-Speedwagon". Ok, all but that last one, you get the idea though.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Wet Hot American Summer, Animal House, Office Space, Super Troopers, PCU, Napoleon Dynamite, Ghostbusters, Old School, Puddle Cruiser, Pump Up The Volume, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, The Great Outdoors, Uncle Buck, Dazed & Confused, Glory Daze, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Tommy Boy, Blacksheep, 1941, Zoolander, Dodgeball, This Is Spinal Tap, Swingers, Zoolander, Porky's, Private Parts, Waiting, The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie, Planes Trains & Automobiles, What About Bob?, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Clerks, Caddyshack, are you noticing a pattern yet?

Television:

In general, TV sucks.

Books:

I just finished "Memoirs of the Ordinary" by Krystle Klein. Easily the best book I've ever read, made even better by the fact that one of my closest friends in this life wrote it. She is an extremely talented writer.

Heroes:

My Mom & Dad, my brothers and sisters, Saucy Dallas, Zakk & Dime, Axl Rose

My Blog

Tappin' Dat Ass

So, out of all the weird things that have happened to me, this is definetly in the top five. Tuesday night, my pal Todd and I were planning on seeing Fear Factory at the Intersection in Grand Rapids. ...
Posted by El Kluck Dio on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST

Nothing to BLOG About Pt.1

So, it's been a while since I've last written an entry in the ol' blogeroo. Yes, I just typed "blogeroo". It's not that I don't want to ramble on about mindless self-important drivel for the world to ...
Posted by El Kluck Dio on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST

Upper Peninsula Lessons

Well after ten straight days of ramblin' across Michigans' northern most stretch I have learned one very important lesson: "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" is the "Freebird" of the U.P. Here's to ...
Posted by El Kluck Dio on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

Garbagey McCrack House

So it usually goes without saying that by and large, women keep cleaner abodes than men, right? It's just a fact of life. Women own prettier things, have nice smelling candles and air fresheners, bett...
Posted by El Kluck Dio on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 12:29:00 PST

Booze, Brewz & Birthday Cake

Well, after the dust settled, the crowd left, and the last drop of Jaeger had been consumed, I must say, my 26th has been far and away my best birthday ever. I know, "best birthday ever" sounds kinda ...
Posted by El Kluck Dio on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:11:00 PST

Cue the "Rocky" music!

OK, so everyone at work has this guy. The guy who is always making dares, ridiculous bets and asking those "well would you do this for a million dollars?" bets, right? Well on Friday our crazy bet guy...
Posted by El Kluck Dio on Sat, 13 May 2006 05:34:00 PST

Mohawk>Mullet

OK, so I have a mohawk. This isn't my first foray into the realm of the Mr. T cut, actually I think it's my third or fourth, but this one is by far my most successful attempt. I know what you're think...
Posted by El Kluck Dio on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:01:00 PST

Now I have a reason to hate the British

OK, so by and large I have nothing against British people or the country of Great Britian in general. Lots of great things have come out of the Motherland, the Stones, Jaguar, spotted dick, the list g...
Posted by El Kluck Dio on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 11:22:00 PST

I gots da whip!

Well sweet, after months of thinking about it and talking about it I got it. My new car. 1997 Chevy Tahoe, fully loaded. I. Love. It. Seriously, it's the first car I've ever owned that isn't a shit pi...
Posted by El Kluck Dio on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:06:00 PST

Where's the money Lebowski?

So, here I sit, wondering where it all went. Seriously, where has all my money gone? I went up North gambling over the weekend and on the way home had some time to think. Mainly about life, love, rela...
Posted by El Kluck Dio on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:47:00 PST