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Add to My Profile | More Videos .. ..src="http://www.mylayouts.cc/images/promote.gif" border="0" alt="Click Here For Myspace Layouts!" / CLICK HERE TO GET A NEW LAYOUT Hey everybody! Let me tell you a little about myself.. I'm 26 years old. I live in St. Louis, MO. I work two jobs and I go to school. So yes, I'm VERY busy! I have 4 dogs, Bella (bratty puppy), Muffy (the princess), Scooby (the bitch... ahem, I mean crazy), and Lucky, who was lucky enough to find us at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, SC. Snickers passed away last year at 16 years old, my childhood dog I'll always miss him. I play an online RPG where I'm in the best clan on there - the Emerald Knights. I haven't played a lot recently though, I've been distracted, but I love the game. I've played it for years now and it's a good way to escape reality sometimes. I'm also addicted to reality shows. I'm all about Survivor, Biggest Loser (cuz I wanna be on the show :P), Amazing Race, American Idol, Deal or No Deal, the Bachelor. I love the O.C., Reunion (damn them for canceling the show), 7th Heaven (don't laugh), and American Dreams (guess it's never coming back though). My best friend is Ryan and he lives in Chicago. I see him once a year if I'm lucky though. Well I guess thats about it about me. I'm trying to teach myself to love life and enjoy every day that I possibly can. I'm one of those people with a "who cares?" kind of attitude. I'm not really fond of school right now, but I only have a couple of classes to my degree. My busy life sometimes tends to drive me a little crazy. Ok, I know I'm gonna hear of that from my friends... you all know I'm crazy!! But you love me anyway, right..... right????? :P
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kim
Birthday: August 10, 1981
Birthplace: St. Louis
Current Location: St. Louis (I travel far, don't I?)
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: crocs
Your Weakness: myself
Your Fears: myself b
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keep my sanity
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol (but it's my favorite phrase!)
Thoughts First Waking Up: dammit I'm tired
Your Best Physical Feature: my face
Your Bedtime: I'm a cranky bitch if I don't get my sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: being a carefree kid with no worries or responsibilities
Pepsi or Coke: definately Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: ewww, if I had to pick.. Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: unfortunately
Do you Swear: umm.. dammit should I lie on this one?
Do you Sing: only in the car until someone tells me to shut up
Do you Shower Daily: people don't?!?!?
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I'm already there
Do you belive in yourself: not as often as I should
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: umm... sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: no but I should be
Do you get along with your Parents: umm.. ask Ryan this question :P
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uhh.... NO I swear I haven't
In the past month have you Smoked: this question should be "In the past HOUR.."
In the past month have you been on :
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't think I should really consider it a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I don't shop at malls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oh hell no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eww no way
In the past month have you been on Stage: I wish I was
In the past month have you been Dumped: no thank God
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been called a Tease: absolutely :P
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yes :(
How do you want to Die: without pain
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm trying very hard not to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: France or anywhere in Europe. I want to tour castles and drive in the middle of nowhere and get lost.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: it doesn't really matter, but I don't really like super long hair
Height: as long as I can look into someone's eyes I'm good
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: NOT preppy
Number of I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: around 40 or 50
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: oh God I don't think I have enough room here
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70 Odd Questions:
70 Odd Questions
What is your middle name? Beth
What color is your mailbox? white
Are you single? nope
Have you ever hit a deer? no thankfully
Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? yep
What color is your room? white
Do you have a small driveway? eh, kinda
Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? nope
What do you do first in the morning? crack my neck
What brand is your printer? grey
Do you enjoy fighting with people? absolutely
Is your hair naturally straight or curly? wavy
Who was your kindergarten teacher? no idea
What is your ringtone? one of cingulars choices
Are you taller than your mom? yes
What curse word do you say the most when your pissed? fuck
Are you God? no
Do you like someone? yep!
Do you enjoy writing in colored pens? omg I love colored pens
Does anything hurt on your body right now? my muscles
Do you often cry during a movie? yes, and I still cry when I watch Eight Below
Last phone call you received? "home"
Last text message? Keri
Do you hate your life? I used to
Do you get mad easily? no comment
What is your biggest pet peeve? stupid drivers
Are you cold? I'm never cold
Do any of your friends have kids? yes
Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now? my neighbor and a co-worker
Who should pay on the first date? pay your own way
How many years older than you are you willing to date? hahaha age is merely a number
Do you have any friends? of course
Do you have any mean friends? rofl of course!!
What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion? peach
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate? nope
Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously? YES!
Have you ever contemplated suicide? yeah
Do you scratch your ears? this is a dumb question
Who was the last person to hug you? I'll leave this to myself for now
What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now? I have no idea
How tall are you? 5'9"
What is the closest green object? I don't see anything green around me
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you? *shrug*
Do you want to have kids? already do
What is the brightest color you're wearing? white
Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have? these questions are getting dumber
Who do you hate the most right now? I don't really have anyone I hate right now
What kind of car do you want? a black mustang... or any black car that goes fast
What is your favorite video game? original super mario bros
Do you like your dad? I don't know him well enough to answer this
Do you have any TV shows on DVD? Survivor series
Are you wearing make-up? no, I'm going to bed if I ever get done with this damn quiz
Do you have a tattoo? not yet
Have you ever broken a pinata? ummm... maybe, I don't know
What time is it right now? 12:16am
Do you know how to draw? yeah, I used to be really good at it too
Who loves orange soda? you do?
Who did you last IM? I haven't IM'd in ages
Do you work a lot of hours? fuck yeah
Where were you in the last 24 hours? work, drinking, playing, sleeping
Who was the last person that called you? my mother
Is there anything you regret? everyone has things they regret
Do you know where your family name originated from? not really
Is there an animal that creeps you out? can't think of one
What is your favorite color ON A CAR? BLACK
Do you use digital or film cameras? both
Do you own an iPod? nope
Have you ever been on a charter bus? yes
Do you like going to water parks? they make me feel like a kid again
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My Interests

Movies, books, my online rpg, playing pool, driving around in the middle of nowhere, my dogs .... I'm a pretty boring person. I work too much and play too little!
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.

The purpose of your life: showing love to other people

Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah

Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?

I'd like to meet:

someone that I can love and appreciate on a daily basis, and who will return that favor. I don't want to be alone... it's so much nicer to be with someone. I know there's hassle's that come with a relationship, but when you weigh the good vs. the bad... snuggling with someone and waking up next to them definately outweighs anything else. when you're at the point in your life when you can look at someone and say to yourself "oh my god I am so happy right now in this moment" then you've got something good happening...... and I've finally found this. :D

Music:

I listen to a lot of country.. I also like pop music but I'm not into music thats gonna give me a headache (ok don't laugh I know I sound like an old person).

Movies:

I love to watch movies if I have the time for it. I haven't gone to the theater in awhile. I love seeing a good movie in the theater. Favorite movies are Eight Below, which makes me cry every time, The Notebook, which again, makes me cry. I'm a girl, what can I say, I love chick flicks.

Television:

Please don't get me started.. I think I already covered this.

Books:

well, lets see here.. I have 4 books already waiting in line for me if I ever get the damn time to read them.

Heroes:

My grandmother, who passed away from Alzheimers. Also, my grandfather who loved you and respected you like people should be treated.
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Kim
Date of Birth: August 10th
Birthplace: St. Louis
Current Location: my computer chair
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9"
Heritage: europe
Piercings: my ears
Tattoos: none yet
Favourite:
Band/Singer: too many to count
Song: again, too many
Movie: guess what??? too many!
Disney Movie: Shrek
TV show: too many to pick one
Color: purple
Food: hmmm... can't think of a favorite
Pizza topping: pepperoni or chicken
Ice-Cream Flavor: cookies and cream!!
Drink (alcoholic): screwdriver
Soda: Coke
Store: WalMart
Clothing Brand: whatever fits
Shoe Brand: see previous
Season: spring or fall
Month: eh, maybe April or September
Holiday/Festival: New Years
Flower: rose
Make-Up Item: powder
Board game: well it's not a board game, but Jenga or Uno
This or That
Sunny or rainy: rainy
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night DEFINATELY
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: oh damn I have to pick??
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: tea
Hot or cold: cold
Your:
Goal for this year: I'm too tired right now to think of a goal
Most missed memory: being a kid with no worries or responsibilities
Best physical feature: not too fond of any of it
First thought waking up: DAMMIT I'M TIRED AND I DON'T WANT TO GET UP
Hypothetical personality disorder: you're making my head hurt
Preferred type of plastic surgery: fat suction & reductino
Sesame street alter ego: what was that big fluffy character?
Fairytale alter ego: zzzzzzzzz
Most stupid remark: ...
Worst crime: a crime that I've done???
Greatest ambition: to be happy
Greatest fear: that I'll be alone and unloved
Darkest secret: isn't that for only ME to know?
Favorite subject: dogs
Strangest received gift: I have no clue
Worst habit: zzzzz....
Do You:
Smoke: yep, a pack a day
Drink: lately yes :)
Curse: I try to every day
Shower daily: absolutely!! I take a bath daily too!
Like thunderstorms: yeah kinda
Dance in the rain: I never really have
Sing: only in my car
Play an instrument: nope
Get along with your parents: ROFL no!!
Wish on stars: sometimes
Believe in fate: yes
Believe in love at first sight: no
Can You:
Drive: *blink*
Sew: not so much
Cook: simple stuff like tuna helper
Speak another language: yeah not so much
Dance: I look stupid when I dance
Sing: didn't you already ask me this?
Touch your nose with your tongue: nope
Whistle: yep
Curl your tongue: yep
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: oh absolutely not.
Been Stoned/High: yep
Eaten Sushi: hell no
Been in Love: yes
Skipped school: who hasn't?
Made prank calls: yeah I think I called 911 once as a prank
Sent someone a love letter: yes
Stolen something: *sigh* yes
Cried yourself to sleep: again... *big sigh* yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? I'm getting really too tired for this quiz
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? depends on the day
Name three things you can't live without: my cell phone, sleep, food :)
What is the color of your room? white
Do you have any siblings? older sister
Do you have any pets? 3 dogs
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? fuck yeah
What is you middle name? "you" middle name??? it's Beth
What are you nicknames? *grumble*
Are you for or against gay marriage? for!!
What are your thoughts ..ion? eh... I haven't really made up my mind yet on this one
Do you have a crush on anyone? :D yep
Are you afraid of the dark? nope
How do you want to die? painlessly and quickly
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? I have no idea.. maybe 2?
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? I probably ran a red light or something
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: doesn't matter
Eye color: see previous
Height *yawn* look above
Weight I'm really tired now...
Most important physical feature: *big yawn* I'm going to bed (aka see previous)
Biggest turn-off obsessed with oneself
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**Breakfast**
Eggs; Sunny side up, Scrambled or Hard boiled? sunny side up
Sausage or Bacon? bacon
Pancakes, Crêpes or Waffles? pancakes
Croissant, Danish or Pain au Chocolat? croissant
Coffee, Juice, or Hot Chocolate? juice
**Lunch**
Pasta; Spaghetti, Tortellini, Lasagna, Ravioli, or Gnocchi? lasagna
Pasta Sauce; Cheese, Tomato, or Meat? tomato
Soup; Mushroom, Tomato, Broccoli, Carrot, Vegetable, Chowder, or Other? cream of potato soup
With Soup; Crackers, Toast, Croutons, Bacon Bits or Baguette? cracker
Pizza; Cheese, Hawaiian, Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Veggie, or Other? pepperoni
Pizza; Square Slice, Pointy Slice or Deep Dish? pointy slice
Sandwich; or white bread or brown? white
Toppings; Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Peppers, Mushrooms,Mayo,Salt, or Other? mayo, salt & pepper, lettuce and tomato if I'm feeling frisky
Chinese; Springrolls or Eggrolls? eggrolls
Chinese; Sweet & Sour Pork, Crispy Sesame Beef, or General Tao Chicken? uh... beef fried rice!
East Indian; Veggie Korma (curry) or Tandoori Chicken? none of the above!
**Dinner**
Meat; Well done, Medium, or Rare? medium well
Mashed Potatoes or Baked? mashed
Salad Dressing; Vinaigrette, 1000 Island, Ranch, or Other? ranch, but I'd eat any really
Cheese; Cheddar, Mozzarella, Havarti, Ricotta, Feta, Cottage, Brie, Soy, or Other? cheddar, swiss, provel, american
Milk; Regular Soy, Chocolate Soy, 1%, 2%, Skim, or Chocolate? 2% and chocolate
Sushi; California Rolls, Spicy Salmon, Crab, Eel, Egg, Octopus, or Other? ugh NONE
Sushi; Wasabi, Soysauce, Neither, or Both? again.... NONE
**Fastfood**
KFC; 2 piece combo, 3 piece combo, Family-Sized combo, or Chicken Club? the chicken strips meal
KFC; Coleslaw, Potato Salad, or Macaroni Salad? mashed potatoes
Pop; Coke, Pepsi, Sprite, Rootbeer, 7-Up, Orange Crush, Cherry Coke, or Other? Coke or Cherry Coke
Burger King, In & Out, McDonald's, Harvey's, Hardee's, White Castle, A&W, or Other? uhhh..... Hardee's or White Castle
Burger Toppings; Lettuce, Tomato, Ketchup, Mayo, Mustard, Mushrooms, Or All Dressed? plain usually
Fries; Tater Tots, Poutine (if you're Canadian), Cheese Fries, Wedge, or Regular? wtf is poutine?
Pie; Apple, Cherry, Lemon, Lime, Blueberry, Sugar, or Other? pies are gross
Pie; With or Without Ice Cream? wtf do you think?
Dessert; Ice Cream, Frozen Yoghurt, Gelato, or Jello? ice cream
Dessert; Cake, Pie, Brownies, Cookies, or Fresh Fruit w. Whipping Cream? you're making me hungry
Popcorn; Buttery, Caramel, Strawberry, Or Plain Old Salted? butter and salt... I love salt.
**Your home***
House, Condo, Apartment, Trailer, or Other? home, but I wish I had my own place
Live alone, with Roomies, with Parents, or Other? with the mother unfortunately
Rent or Own? (if you Rent, how much do you pay?) neither
Neighbourhood you live in; Poor, Middle Class, Wealthy, Artsy, Conservative? middle class
City Centre, Burbs, or Country? the burbs baby
Do your area safe? am I that tired that I can't read the question correctly anymore?
At what age did you move out? If you haven't yet, at what age do you plan to? AS SOON AS I POSSIBLY CAN
What was the hardest part about leaving home? getting my shit out fast enough
Do you and your family still live in the same city or town? yeah
Your room; Messy, a bit Messy, Cleanish, or Meticulously Clean? cleanish
**Getting Around**
Walking, Bicycle, Rollerblades, Bus, Subway, Car, or Commuter Train? I'm always in a hurry.. my car dummy
If you take public transit, how much is the fare? -------------
Tokens, Pass, or Tickets? --------------
Commuter Ritual (Coffee? Newspaper? Book?) *yawn*
Which Bus, Subway, or Train stop is nearest to you? next..
Doughnut run; Glazed, Chocolate, Bavarian Cream, Crueller, or Jam Filled? chocolate or vanilla long johns
Drivers License; Learners, Drivers or None? drivers.. duh
Do you own your own car? (what kind of car?) I'm still paying on it
**School**
Home schooled, Private, or Public? private
Your School; Uniform or No Uniform? yes I wore a uniform
Your School; Catholic, Jewish, or Secular? all girls Catholic
You; Preppy, Jock, Goth, Punk, Cheerleader, Loner, Nerd, Class Clown, or Other? wtf
What year did you Graduate? if you haven't yet, what year will you graduate? I would have graduated in 1999
Discipline; Excellent Student, Good Student, Okay Student, or Abysmal Student? what's abysmal mean? that'd probably be me
**Travel**
Where have you travelled? (be specific; name specific cities) *yawn* not too far, SC, FL, LA, CA, IL,... oh I ran away to Mexico once
Have you flown before? if so, what's your favourite airline? yes I've flown
Flying Rituals? (book, ipod, sleeping, etc..) looking out the window :)
In flight meal; Chicken, Beef, Pasta, Vegetarian/Vegan, Oriental, or Kid's? they don't feed you shit anymore
Which class do you usually take; First, Business, or Economy? eco
Have you ever flown First Class? or been Upgraded? nope
Have you been on a train before? If so, which? (subways don't count) yep
Have you been on a ferry before? If so, which? yep
Have you been on a cruise before? If so, which? nope
Do you get motion sick? not really
Hotel; which sort of room do you usually stay in; Suite, Premium, Regular? I'm too poor for anything other than regular
Have you travelled on your own before? (alone; that means no friends, no parents) yes *bigger yawn*
**At what age did you...**
Learn to tie your shoes? I don't know!!
Learn to walk? (if you're unsure, ask your parents) I'm still not too good with this one
Learn about sex? *shrug*
Have your first real kiss? I don't know.. maybe 15?
If you're not a virgin; have sex for the first time? no comment
If you're married; when? not married
If you had kids; when? I turned 18 two weeks before Adina was born
**Mental and Physical Wellbeing**
Are you seeing a shrink? if I keep taking these surveys I'll have to
Are you on any medications? ibuprofin
Birth Control; Condoms, Depo-Provera, the Pill, Vesectomy, or Hysterectomy? the Pill
Smoke, Drink, Do Illegal Drugs? (if so, which?) smoke and drink, usually together as well
If you smoke; have you any intention of quitting? absolutely not
Is your diet Low-fat, Reasonably Low-fat, or High-fat? (be honest) high fat
Which body type are you; Anorexic, Skinny, Regular, Athletic, Pudgy, or Obese? obese
Do you follow trend diets such as Low-Carb or Atkins? nope
**Relationships**
Casual, Short-Term, or Long-Term? long term
Are you an open & honest individual or do you stew in your feelings? I try to be open and honest... I get a little emotional though and close up inside myself
Is your relationship such, that if you wanted to candidly discuss sex , you could? yes
How do you cope with breakups? (Häagen-Dazs? A Box of Tissues? Revenge?) tears and food
Straight, Bi-Curious, Straight-Curious, Lesbian, or Gay? no comment :D
What kind of guy/girl do you look for; Rebel, Puritan, Brainiac, Athlete, or Other? wtf doesn't matter
**Holidays and Religion**
Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzah, or Neither? Christmas
Christian, Catholic, Shinto, Buddhist, Wiccan, Qwaker, Agnostic, or Atheist? Catholic
When you buy presents, are they extravagant, reasonable, or cheapskate? depends on my mood and if I like you
What was the BEST present you've ever received? (this is a really long survey)
Easter; Cadbury Eggs, Kinder Surprise, Jellybeans, or Peeps? none
Do you take Valentines day seriously? If so, how do you celebrate? yes...
Halloween; what is the worst thing you've gotten trick-or-treating? crap candy
**Hot topics**
Pro-choice or Pro-life? undecided
Pro-gay marriage or against? pro
If your daughter or son were gay, how would you respond? whatever makes you happy
If your daughter decided to have an abortion, how would you respond? I don't know how I'd respond
Are you generally intolerant of those different from yourself? I'm intolerant of many people
**Blogging**
Do you blog? if so, when did you start? I've blogged a few times
What kind of blog; picture blog, personal blog, culinary blog, political blog? personal
How many people on your friend's list? no idea
**MySpace**
What's your MySpace address? scroll up dummy
**Chatting**
Which do you use; MSN, Yahoo, AIM Messenger, and/or Other? Yahoo and AIM but I'm hardly ever on them
What is your username? Yahoo is ladyd810
Does webspeak annoy you? (ie. ROFL, LOL, "Peepz", "H8TRZ") ROFL omg wtf absolutely not
Do you spend more time chatting than hanging out in real life? no
Do you frequent specific chatrooms? yeah like 10 years ago I did
**Death**
Burial or Cremation? hmmm... probably cremation
Funeral; Lavish or Simple? Cremation; Urn or Ashes thrown someplace you loved? simple, you can keep my ashes if you want
What do you believe happens after death? you get reuinted with loved ones who have previously died
Have you seen a dead body before (human)? only on tv
How would you ideally like to die? quickly
**YouTube**
Who are your favourite YouTubers? (ie. The WineKone, Renetto, WilliamSledd?) wtf?
Do you yourself YouTube? If so, what's your YouTube addy? wtf??
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