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Hey everybody! Let me tell you a little about myself.. I'm 26 years old. I live in St. Louis, MO. I work two jobs and I go to school. So yes, I'm VERY busy! I have 4 dogs, Bella (bratty puppy), Muffy (the princess), Scooby (the bitch... ahem, I mean crazy), and Lucky, who was lucky enough to find us at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, SC. Snickers passed away last year at 16 years old, my childhood dog I'll always miss him.
I play an online RPG where I'm in the best clan on there - the Emerald Knights. I haven't played a lot recently though, I've been distracted, but I love the game. I've played it for years now and it's a good way to escape reality sometimes.
I'm also addicted to reality shows. I'm all about Survivor, Biggest Loser (cuz I wanna be on the show :P), Amazing Race, American Idol, Deal or No Deal, the Bachelor. I love the O.C., Reunion (damn them for canceling the show), 7th Heaven (don't laugh), and American Dreams (guess it's never coming back though).
My best friend is Ryan and he lives in Chicago. I see him once a year if I'm lucky though.
Well I guess thats about it about me. I'm trying to teach myself to love life and enjoy every day that I possibly can. I'm one of those people with a "who cares?" kind of attitude. I'm not really fond of school right now, but I only have a couple of classes to my degree. My busy life sometimes tends to drive me a little crazy. Ok, I know I'm gonna hear of that from my friends... you all know I'm crazy!! But you love me anyway, right..... right????? :P
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kim
Birthday: August 10, 1981
Birthplace: St. Louis
Current Location: St. Louis (I travel far, don't I?)
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: crocs
Your Weakness: myself
Your Fears: myself b
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keep my sanity
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol (but it's my favorite phrase!)
Thoughts First Waking Up: dammit I'm tired
Your Best Physical Feature: my face
Your Bedtime: I'm a cranky bitch if I don't get my sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: being a carefree kid with no worries or responsibilities
Pepsi or Coke: definately Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: ewww, if I had to pick.. Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: unfortunately
Do you Swear: umm.. dammit should I lie on this one?
Do you Sing: only in the car until someone tells me to shut up
Do you Shower Daily: people don't?!?!?
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I'm already there
Do you belive in yourself: not as often as I should
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: umm... sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: no but I should be
Do you get along with your Parents: umm.. ask Ryan this question :P
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uhh.... NO I swear I haven't
In the past month have you Smoked: this question should be "In the past HOUR.."
In the past month have you been on :
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I don't think I should really consider it a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I don't shop at malls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oh hell no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eww no way
In the past month have you been on Stage: I wish I was
In the past month have you been Dumped: no thank God
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: of course
Ever been called a Tease: absolutely :P
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yes :(
How do you want to Die: without pain
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm trying very hard not to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit: France or anywhere in Europe. I want to tour castles and drive in the middle of nowhere and get lost.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: it doesn't really matter, but I don't really like super long hair
Height: as long as I can look into someone's eyes I'm good
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: NOT preppy
Number of I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: around 40 or 50
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: oh God I don't think I have enough room here
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70 Odd Questions:
70 Odd Questions
What is your middle name? Beth
What color is your mailbox? white
Are you single? nope
Have you ever hit a deer? no thankfully
Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home? yep
What color is your room? white
Do you have a small driveway? eh, kinda
Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you? nope
What do you do first in the morning? crack my neck
What brand is your printer? grey
Do you enjoy fighting with people? absolutely
Is your hair naturally straight or curly? wavy
Who was your kindergarten teacher? no idea
What is your ringtone? one of cingulars choices
Are you taller than your mom? yes
What curse word do you say the most when your pissed? fuck
Are you God? no
Do you like someone? yep!
Do you enjoy writing in colored pens? omg I love colored pens
Does anything hurt on your body right now? my muscles
Do you often cry during a movie? yes, and I still cry when I watch Eight Below
Last phone call you received? "home"
Last text message? Keri
Do you hate your life? I used to
Do you get mad easily? no comment
What is your biggest pet peeve? stupid drivers
Are you cold? I'm never cold
Do any of your friends have kids? yes
Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now? my neighbor and a co-worker
Who should pay on the first date? pay your own way
How many years older than you are you willing to date? hahaha age is merely a number
Do you have any friends? of course
Do you have any mean friends? rofl of course!!
What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion? peach
Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate? nope
Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously? YES!
Have you ever contemplated suicide? yeah
Do you scratch your ears? this is a dumb question
Who was the last person to hug you? I'll leave this to myself for now
What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now? I have no idea
How tall are you? 5'9"
What is the closest green object? I don't see anything green around me
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you? *shrug*
Do you want to have kids? already do
What is the brightest color you're wearing? white
Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have? these questions are getting dumber
Who do you hate the most right now? I don't really have anyone I hate right now
What kind of car do you want? a black mustang... or any black car that goes fast
What is your favorite video game? original super mario bros
Do you like your dad? I don't know him well enough to answer this
Do you have any TV shows on DVD? Survivor series
Are you wearing make-up? no, I'm going to bed if I ever get done with this damn quiz
Do you have a tattoo? not yet
Have you ever broken a pinata? ummm... maybe, I don't know
What time is it right now? 12:16am
Do you know how to draw? yeah, I used to be really good at it too
Who loves orange soda? you do?
Who did you last IM? I haven't IM'd in ages
Do you work a lot of hours? fuck yeah
Where were you in the last 24 hours? work, drinking, playing, sleeping
Who was the last person that called you? my mother
Is there anything you regret? everyone has things they regret
Do you know where your family name originated from? not really
Is there an animal that creeps you out? can't think of one
What is your favorite color ON A CAR? BLACK
Do you use digital or film cameras? both
Do you own an iPod? nope
Have you ever been on a charter bus? yes
Do you like going to water parks? they make me feel like a kid again
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