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About Me

"When the verdict was finally read, the jury pronounced the word "guilty" five hundred and forty-nine times."
That said, hi. I'm Jason. 23-year-old college dropout. Thinker. Jackass. My interests are many. I love music - I play guitar and bass, and I write songs with whoever wants to collaborate. I follow politics - I think everyone should be politically aware...these fuckers are running our world, after all. If you hate Bush, but can't tell me any reasons why, then I probably won't respect you. I'm a member of the ACLU, despite the fact that they tried to rob me on several occasions. I'm very open-minded, and I'll try anything once. Yes, it has gotten me into trouble in the past. If I ever learn some discipline I'll become a fascist dictator. I know that's at odds with the whole liberal thing, but who cares. Theoretical physics floats my boat. I also love the simple things in life, like killing small animals and selling drugs to schoolchildren. I love banter. And pandering. I'm extremely down to earth and easy to talk to, and I always lend an ear to anyone who needs it. People say I'm a good listener. I love to just spend time with my friends and chill. I love my true friends with all my being - I trust them fully and I would take a bullet for any of them (actually, more like some of them).
Some Jason trivia: I was born on the exact day that Tony Danza and Co. began filming for the groundbreaking hit sitcom, "Who's The Boss?" - November 1, 1983
You have been marked on the map - I'm watching your every move...

My Interests

if you want to know, ask me (mach1head on aim).

In the words of Grand Buffet , "DRINK ALL THE BEER."

The Bush administration, expressed sculpturally:

And remember kids...

I'd like to meet:

people. nice people. Musicians, artists, freaks, weirdos, beatniks, poets, thinkers, movers, rappers, shakers, uppers, downers, flash mobsters, jammers, screamers, dancers, lovers, designers, philosophers, illustrators, photographers, hippies, those who accept that this isn't all there really is, and to create something more. If you think you're not one of these, don't be so hard on yourself.

And yes, I am interested in MEETING people and making friends. Don't just add me without an email and never say anything to me again - I don't do "online friends." If I seem cool to you and you seem cool to me, I'd like to convert that into reality.

Also, I'd like to meet anyone who can give me information on the New World Order. Fight these bastards.

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Music:

Music is life. The short list of musical inspirations:

Radiohead
The Shins

nine inch nails

Tool
Telefon Tel Aviv
Tori Amos
Led Zeppelin
Jimi Hendrix
Tears for Fears
Depeche Mode
Bjork
Squarepusher
A Perfect Circle
N.E.R.D.
RAMMS+EIN
Massive Attack
Bright Eyes
Ben Kweller
Aphex Twin
Pink Floyd
The Police
Jurassic5
Coldplay
Muse
The Decemberists
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Aesop Rock
Gorillaz
Bob Dylan
The Beatles
Tom Waits
Bob Marley
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Dave Matthews Band

The Cure

Damien Rice
The Stranglers
John Coltrane
Neil Young
Grateful Dead
John Frusciante
Miles Davis
Marilyn Manson (Mechanical Animals and before)
James Taylor
Johnny Cash

Death Cab For Cutie

Modest Mouse
Simon And Garfunkel
Danger Mouse
Sons of Ishmael
Phish
Outkast
Moe.
Lake Trout
PT Burnem
PJ Harvey
Rasul the Nobody
Pantera
Mudvayne
... also the jazz guitar greats like Wes Montgomery, Pat Martino, Joe Pass, John Scofield, Pat Metheny, etc...

Movies:

The Big Lebowski
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Matrix

Also - Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Blood In Blood Out, Waking Life, American Girl, Lost Highway, Natural Born Killers, Star Wars, Crash, What Dreams May Come, more

Television:

The Office...available on dvd from the BBC...you NEED to see this. Also Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Robot Chicken (anything on adult swim really), South Park, COPS (cops is like a drug...when they have those marathons, you won't see me for a long ass time)...uh, that's it. I hate sitcoms, I hate fox, and I hate reality tv of any form (including the real world back in the day).

Books:

I read poetry more than novels.

Wallace Stevens
Sylvia Plath
Emily Dickinson
Dylan Thomas
Kahlil Gibran
Charles Bukowski
Hunter S. Thompson
C.S. Lewis
more...

Current book:nothing

Heroes:

David Gilmour, Trent Reznor, Hunter S. Thompson, Wallace Stevens, Kahlil Gibran, Bob Dylan, Maynard James Keenan, Paul Simon,

Syd Barrett

January 4, 1946 ~ July 7, 2006

shine on you crazy diamond...

My Blog

i lost my cell phone - everybody email me your phone numbers

self-explanatory.  My cell phone is gone, so I need everyone's number again.  thanks.
Posted by : : clever parasite : : on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:13:00 PST

the man with the blue guitar

                The Man With the Blue Guitar               &n...
Posted by : : clever parasite : : on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:33:00 PST

update: cessation of events

okay, so, I'm not dead, but the events of nine days ago threw an inscrutable wrench into the spokes of my trip.  Yes, inscrutable is the right word for the job.  I drove into a tire from an ...
Posted by : : clever parasite : : on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:53:00 PST

I'm out

...for a month.  I'll be gone from february 1st to the 27th.  Going on tour with these cats - Height and Jones.  I have to leave now actually so I can't give any awesome shoutouts (exce...
Posted by : : clever parasite : : on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:07:00 PST

Happy Birthday

To John Lennon. He would have been 66.I wasn't yet born when he was murdered,But I now certainly recognize his significance, and mourn that which was, and still is, everyone's loss.Rest In Peace, Joh...
Posted by : : clever parasite : : on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:42:00 PST

you look like a different person

...and i still look the same ...
Posted by : : clever parasite : : on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:39:00 PST

I'd rather stay asleep

I dreamt of the love of my life again last night. The one with whom I am so intertwined that when she is near I feel as though I can see through her eyes, and the heart that beats within her chest ma...
Posted by : : clever parasite : : on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:04:00 PST

imminent demise

"I have named the destroyers of nations: comfort, plenty, and security - out of which grow a bored and slothful cynicism, in which rebellion against the world as it is, and myself as I am, are submerg...
Posted by : : clever parasite : : on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 04:53:00 PST