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Shawna

Your face makes me puke.

About Me


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I'm truly a unique specimen. I'm not your average chick. I'm not afraid to be myself, and I wouldn't want to be anyone else because I'm me! I'm certainly very complex. I have a warped sense of humor,but I'm almost 98% guaranteed to make you spray your beverage out of your nose before all is said and done. WARNING: I'm not for the faint of heart. I'm quite graphic at times. I spare no details when I'm being "descriptive" about something. I'm also very much "in touch" with my sensual/sexual side. So uhh...yeah...if you think you can handle this! GIGGITY!!! I like to go out and have fun with friends. I love the outdoors. I go crazy if I'm cooped up in the house for more than a day. I'm always on the go. I love to drive. I keep movin and grooovin alll day long. I'm looking for a guy who's gonna let me be me. And let me be free. And love me for me. Must be honest. Must not have a criminal record a mile long. Or preferably none at all.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shawna
Birthday: 3-26-86
Birthplace: outhouse
Current Location: Greeeeeeeene county
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: red
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: polish/german/other
The Shoes You Wore Today: birkenstocks
Your Weakness: math
Your Fears: being alone, having no one to love
Your Perfect Pizza: mafia pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: meet new people
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: i hafta piss
Your Best Physical Feature: tits
Your Bedtime: 12
Your Most Missed Memory: throwing food
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: TACO BELL!!!
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton unsweet
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: shit no! what the fuck were you thinkin?
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: if i feel like it
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: i'm there
Do you want to get Married: maybe someday
Do you belive in yourself: i believe so
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: i LOVE them!
Do you play an Instrument: guitar and i used to play flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, quite a bit
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, cigars
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ....define "drug"
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: hehe yeeeah once
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep or doing something I love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Herpetologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown,but been having a thing for those intense green eyes lately
Favourite Hair Color: dark/black
Short or Long Hair: Either one, but I have a thing for guys with long hair. I think it's sexy. Bald guys can be sexy too!
Height: tall
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man!
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: 9
Number of Tattoos: 1 a leezard
Number of things in my Past I Regret: quite a few
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My Interests

I enjoy music...it sounds nice to my ears. Beer is also good! Other interests include: hiking, fishing, hunting, camping, swimming, snowboarding, surfing (atleast attempting to), boogie boarding, body surfing, drawing, writing, reading, eating, sleeping, etc. Also, I have a fascination for reptiles.Get premade layouts from Myspace Layouts +

I'd like to meet:

Some "normal" people.

Music:

Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Tool, Bob Seger, System of a Down, CCR, Pink Floyd, Cake, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Chad Jasmine Factor, Nirvana, Guns and Roses, AC/DC, Sublime, Eagles, Jeff Buckley, The Doors, Jimmy Buffett, Neil Young, Ted Nugent, Pantera, ZZ Top, Ozzy, Black Sabbath, Lynard Skynard, Alice in Chains, Slipknot , Trans Siberian Orchestra, Coldplay, Weezer, Offspring, Phish, Radiohead, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, A Perfect Circle, Rolling Stones, Queen, Grateful Dead...to name a few

Movies:

Tombstone, Jaws, Dumb n' Dumber, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Watership Down, both Kill Bill movies, A Christmas Story, Sixteen Candles, Star Wars ( all of em ), Austin Powers (all), The Naked Gun movies, The Princess Bride, Splash, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Butterfly Effect, There's Something About Mary, Pretty much any Farelly Bros. movies, Monty Python movies, Tim Burton movies, movies with Johnny Depp, movies with Jim Carrey, movies with Ben Stiller, Corpse Bride

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, That 70's show, Spongebob, Robot Chicken, Futurama, American Dad, Nat Geo, Animal Planet, Jeff Corwin, OLN, Sci Fi, Sex and the City, South Park, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Talk Sex with Sue Johansen, Friends, The Crocodile Hunter, Austin Stevens Snakemaster, Reptile Rulers, Snake Wranglers, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life

Books:

Good ones...the kind you can't put down.

Heroes:

My Granddad

My Blog

*NOTICE*

Due to circumstances, I will no longer be accepting messages, comments, or any sort of feedback on this myspace profile. If you are an actual living, breathing friend of mine which I know or have met ...
Posted by Shawna on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:07:00 PST

Rude Awakening...

I lie in bed at night, my eyes are closed tight.  I feel a rumbling down below, my ass is gonna blow! My eyes, now open wide, I feel the gurgling way down inside. I'd better make a mad-dash, or ...
Posted by Shawna on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 07:55:00 PST

I see the moon

       In the past 19 years of my life, I've shared countless wonderful memories with my Granddad. I cherish these memories, and I will always keep them with me in my hea...
Posted by Shawna on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 05:39:00 PST