I've been a long time lurker here, but I've usually been too busy to really get into it. I'm giving it a chance now! I have more than a few secrets, but I suppose there's no point in hiding it here anymore!
1.) I'm not gonna tell anyone my real name.
2.) Yes, they're real.
3.) I am a by-birth hermaphrodite.
4.) I like boys!
The last one wouldn't be much of a secret, but for some reason everyone assumes I'm gay. I guess they figure if I'm that freakin' big down there, I only like pussy. Also, you're NOT going to see any pics of me below the waist. Don't ask.
