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About Me

"It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity. I hope that someday, our humanity might yet surpass our technology." -Albert Einstein"I know not with what weapons WWIII will be fought, but WWIV will be fought with sticks and stone." ~Albert Einstein"It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation. War is hell." ~William Tecumseh Sherman"Passionate hate can give meaning and purpose to an empty life." ~Eric Hoffer"The true measure of a person is how he or she treats someone who can do him/her absolutely no good." ~Samuel Johnson [bullets cost pennies each]Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests

l a u g h t e r , m u s i c , c u t e f u r r y a n i m a l s , r e d h e a d s , p i e r c i n g s , c o l o r s , a r t , n i c e p e o p l e , d e e p ( d r u n k e n ) c o n v e r s a t i o n s , T o m H a n k s

I'd like to meet:

Mr. Darcy.H u m o r o u s , q u i r k y , i n t e l l i g e n t i n d i v i d u a l s w h o a r e k e e n o n m u s i c . A n d t h e s e g u y s f o r w h o m I h a v e a m a s s i v e b o n e r ... width="425" height="350" ....[this kid is the best dancer ever. (from Hedwig and the Angry Inch)]

Music:

alice in chainsa perfect circle, abandoned pools, and you will know us by the trail of dead at the drive-in beatsteaksbeck, bjork, cat stevens, chris cornell, the cult, the cure, david bowie, death cab for cutie, deftones, depeche mode, ella fitzgerald, etta james, explosions in the sky, fiona apple "I let the beast in too soon, I don't know how to live without my hand on his throat; I fight him always and still Oh darling, it's so sweet, you think you know how crazy How crazy I am You say you don't spook easy, you won't go, but I know and I pray that you will Fast as you can, baby run free yourself of me fast as you can I may be soft in your palm but I'll soon grow hungry for a fight, and I will not let you win My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will disprove your faith in man So if you catch me trying to find my way into your heart from under your skin Fast as you can, baby scratch me out, free yourself Fast as you can Fast as you can, baby scratch me out, free yourself Fast as you can Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift But most of the time, it does And I get to the place where I'm begging for a lift or I'll drown in the wonders and the whys And I'll be your girl, if you say it's a gift And you give me some more of your drugs Yeah, I'll be your pet, if you just tell me it's a gift 'Cause I'm tired of whys, choking on whys, Just need a little because, because I let the beast in and then; I even tried forgiving him, but it's too soon So I'll fight again, again, again, again, again. And for a little while more, I'll soar the uneven wind, complain and blame the sterile land But if you're getting any bright ideas, quiet dear I'm blooming within Fast as you can, baby wait watch me, I'll be out Fast as I can, maybe late but at least about Fast as you can leave me, let this thing Run its route Fast as you can"first flight out, franz ferdinand, garden state soundtrack, godspeed you black emperor, greg laswell, group x, gypsy kings, harvey danger helmet, ilya, jeff buckley, jefferson airplane, hendrix, johnny cash, kings of leon led zeppelinthe living end, the mars volta michael jackson, modest mouse, ms. john soda, mute math nada surf NIN, oingo boingo, outkast, peter gabriel, pinback, the pixies, the police pink floyd, portishead, queen, radiohead rage against the machine, rogue wave, ryan adams the secret machines shout out louds, sigur ros, silverchair, simon & garfunkel, smashing pumpkins, the smiths, soundgarden, sparta, stp, the swell season, tears for fears, tenacious d, van morrison XTC"Dear God, hope you got the letter and I pray you can make it better down here. I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer, but all the people that you made in your image, see them starving on their feet 'cause they don't get enough to eat from God. I can't believe in you. Dear God, sorry to disturb you but I feel that I should be heard loud and clear. We all need a big reduction in amount of tears. And all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting in the street 'cause they can't make opinions meet about God. I can't believe in you. Did you make disease and the diamond blue? Did you make mankind after we made you... and the devil too? Dear God, don't know if you noticed but your name is on a lot of quotes in this book. Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look. And all the people that you made in your image, still believing that junk is true... well I know it ain't and so do you. Dear God, I can't believe in... I don't believe in... I won't believe in heaven and hell, no saints, no sinners, no devil as well. No pearly gates, no thorny crown. You're always letting us humans down. The wars you wage, the babes you drown. Those lost at sea and never found. And it's the same the whole world 'round. The hurt I feel helps to compound that the father, the son and the holy ghost are just somebody's unholy hoax, and if you're out there you'll perceive that my heart's here upon my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in... It's you, dear God."

Movies:

Into the Wild, Once, Broken English, Junebug, Atonement, The Iron Giant, The Departed, Brick, Everything Is Illuminated, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Crash, Powder, Donnie Darko, The Fifth Element, Nacho Libre, Amelie, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wet Hot American Summer, Kung Fu Hustle, City of God, Shaun of the Dead, Almost Famous, The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Garden State, Anchorman, The Big Lebowski, Boondock Saints, Napoleon Dynamite, Dumb and Dumber, American History X, both Kill Bills, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Monty Python stuff, The Princess Bride, Fried Green Tomatoes, Silent Hill...

Television:

[adult swim]

Books:

The only book I've ever read more than once...

Heroes:

my parents... my mom for standing up against us to do what she needed to do to be happy; my dad for surviving it. and also for that whole raising me thing. my friends are also pretty incredible... most of them have gone through things and accomplished things i can't even imagine (having a baby totally applies) and I feel like such a lame-o compared to them.

My Blog

There’s a bible verse for every prejudice

San Jose Mercury News * Features* Thursday, August 26, 1993 There's a Bible verse for every prejudice ..[if !supportEmptyParas]--> ..[endif]-->         ...
Posted by balls on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:34:00 PST

ohhhh teh jesus.

[What follows is a random Kela rant.  Prepare yourself.]Have you heard about the controversy about The Golden Compass?  It's like the Harry Potter thing all over again with people whining ab...
Posted by balls on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 11:45:00 PST

this just in: people are assholes.

For anyone who works in customer service or has encountered any human being in a social situation, you probably agree with me when I say that people are assholes.  I deal with mean people on a da...
Posted by balls on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:27:00 PST

Awesometown is hiding in here

http://www.thelonelyisland.com/awesometown/
Posted by balls on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 09:51:00 PST

nice gals finish last...

This morning sucked balls.  Allison, I know you'll sympathize with me on this one.  With the world being as it is, specifically, super fucking annoying and stupid, the gloriously retard...
Posted by balls on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 04:04:00 PST

click here to waste time

So, I really feel like writing a blog, but I don't have any specific moving topic that I need to share.  Here comes the result.  Lately I've been analyzing myself kinda sorta.  Everyone...
Posted by balls on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:55:00 PST

Cubby Tribute

For those of you lucky enough to have known Cubby, or at least met him or got sniffed in the crotch/humped by him or even stepped in his poop... Cubby K9 Zirkel has passed on. This is my lame-as...
Posted by balls on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST