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valli

sugadharum

About Me


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I was born Valeria Gertrude Smith on March 15th 1976. My first memory is of a day when i was 2 yrs old and my father was building a master bedroom on to our tiny house because my sister was about to be born. he had a sheet hanging between the addition and the main house and I would get going real fast on my little green big wheel and go shooting through the sheet. He was so worried that i would fall into some nails or hurt myself somehow. I got a pony when i was about five and she was already named "Sugarbabe". she was mean as hell, as most shetland ponies are and i would ride her bare back in my sunday dress to piss off my mama. she would run away with me alot and i had to get cedar taken out of my head once. I cut her tail off like those english steeds on tv and my dad got mad because she couldn't swipe the flies anymore. I had a four wheeler one time in about fourth grade and I was riding my friend ,Laura Lee Rose, on it. We wrecked in the ditch and she tore her pinstripe jeans. my cousins toilet paper rolled our house one night and the next morning my mama and i followed some footsteps down the dirt road to their trailer and busted them. I didn't have to go to school that day cuz we were "investigatin". Seventh grade is when i started becoming self conscious because i didn't have boobies.Birdchest and skeeter bite were my names that year. 9th grade is when i knew i would never be a cheerleader.10th grade i can barely remember because thats when i bought my first nickel bag from some boy in the hallway.I got my red lebaron convertible a week before "the girls" were headed to panama city beach. I took my car and it ran hot before we even got there. I poured pepper in there(thanks to brad phillips) to plug the holes in the radiator hose and had a lovely time at the red neck riviera(i did sneeze alot). It rained so many times in that car with the top down that I actually found a mushroom growing under the back seat.. I don't think i've changed much since my senior year in high school. or at least thats what my mama and daddy say when I call to check in. valli

My Interests

kerala prawn curry and mojitos and fish and lime daiquiris and tamil and cotton and coconuts and 40 C and sweat and no money and blogs and bullshit and sunscreen.... ipod dead... but stevie wonder(somehow), mani,sudeesh, praba,faheem, disa,inga,... mom,daddy,fair trade,pondy,lawspet,too much,smells, dirt,red dirt, masala tea, email,silk,more silk, how did i fall in love with 22k gold?, stones, more "semi-precious" stones,poor babies,poor mommas,poor everyone,kerala, himalaya,goa, weaving,running red lights,two wheels, bad sparkplugs, sweat,yoga,sweat, A/C!, gazzi,flat tire, stupid bike,bananas fried in coconut oil, healthy water,calcium,the vedas,oily skin,more sweat,sweat, gold flakes,traffic,more weaving,haywards, kingfisher, silk/cotton blend, gold,gold,gold,saris,iceland,krishna moorti, lists, madurai, french,france,arif,scorpio,anna, silver,bags, lighters,birthdays,mangoes, leaves,chandrah, praveen,shacks,5th cross, vodka/soda,promenade, buffet, stainless steel,mud,rain,flipflops,wills classic,un peu francais, comprendre, bisou bisou bitches, sante, puducheri....whatelse...

I'd like to meet:

anyone who gives a shit about something or someone else besides themselves,kinda like jesus.

Music:

ingas ibook...the mosque down the street with the big speakers

Movies:

must be nice in english

Television:

what?

Books:

as long as its in english... my vocabulary is diminishing. 5o rupees helps me to stay literate.

Heroes:

my sister,brother,mom,dad,and dinah,my other sister. suzy,ll,barb,susan... is that both hands already?

My Blog

momma and daddy

so i just want to put here for everyone to see... that my momma and daddy are the coolest, most badass of them all, and when i get home, i am going to take a picture so u can see for yourself... shout...
Posted by valli on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:05:00 PST

India

So I have posted a link here in case some of my friends would like to see what pictures I have taken so far. Or whoever.http://www.travellerspoint.com/photos/gallery/users/ vallismith/ ...
Posted by valli on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:47:00 PST

lefty

      Name: valliEye color: brownShoe size: 8.5Height:      5.8What are you wearing right now? mephistosRighty or lefty: lefty------------------------------...
Posted by valli on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:15:00 PST

can't afford therapy so...

1. What stupid misspellings have been done to your name? valle, valley.vallie, villa(dyslexic version) valerie, vallee, vally.. right off the top of my head2. If you could go on a date with a fictiona...
Posted by valli on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:54:00 PST

my pics from vacation

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Posted by valli on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:53:00 PST

more ?s ...

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? dark circles2. How much cash do you have on you? some pence3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?" whore4. F...
Posted by valli on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:21:00 PST

am i this old?

Here are some questions for some people who are a little more mature... ok, old.1. What bill do you hate paying the most? Which one is due next? storage unit, just emptied it.2. What's the best place...
Posted by valli on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 02:10:00 PST

70 q

"70 THINGS ABOUT ME"1. Initials: vgs2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: my uncle ralph3. Last thing you ate: fried chicken, baked mac n chz, butter peas4. What are you currently wearing: ga...
Posted by valli on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:55:00 PST

at work again.

1) My ex is - not my only ex2) Maybe I should - exercise3) I love - tomorrows4) I don't understand - assholes5) I lost - my mind6) People say that I - am nice7) Sex is - an afterthought8) Love is - aw...
Posted by valli on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:24:00 PST

survey 2

My name is: valeriaI am watching: the computer screen and the front doorRight now, I feel: anxiousThe sounds I hear are: air conditioner, and cars out frontAround me, I see: phone, keys, pens, mo...
Posted by valli on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 06:07:00 PST