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Jerry Brunskill

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like toast...which of course, makes me absolutely fascinating. People often ask me to reflect on my most desirable trait, and I'll wax philosophic as I explain that it's an even tie between my extraordinary humilty and an unusually large penis. Here's the rub: I swallowed the red pill a few years ago. i'd never go back, but I do occasionally miss the simplicity of the illusion. The solace in a new iphone, or a Ferrari for that matter. I console myself that at least I know where God resides (Cleveland). Aside from that, I believe in flying saucers. I also believe that there's something fishy about 9/11. I believe in peace. Especially my own. So I guess what I'm saying is don't f**k with my peace and we'll get along famously. (My mom made me hide the swear word.)

My Interests

Words. Bread toasting contests. OBE's. EBE's. Acronyms.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone named Steve.

Music:

All Kelly Clarkson. All the time. 24/7 bitches.

Television:

"Live from Hollywood, It's God!" Coming to a TV near you soon.

Books:

Me Talk Pretty One Day, Allistair Crawley and the Ouija Board, God is Not Good, New Rules, The I Chong-Meditations from the Joint, Conversations with God all volumes, The Prophet, Bread Toasting for Dummies, Still Life with Woodpecker, 'Hello' Lied the Agent (and other Bullshit you hear in Hollywood), Creepy Susie, The Lovely Bones, America, Naked Pictures of Famous People, The Areas of My Expertise, Ask and it is Given, Breakthrough, Letter to a Christian Nation, The People's History of the United States, The Day After Roswell, Silence Speaks, The Power of Now, The Fidelity Files, Rule by Secrecy, The Operator, The Truth (with jokes).

Heroes:

It's a show on NBC. Myspace needs harder questions.