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Cori

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"OOOO-oooo Heyyyyy-yyyyyy Im try-y-ying to decide/what way to go/think I made a wrong turn back there somewhere" ____________________________________________The world's shortest fairytale....Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased.... did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, never had pubic hairs under the toilet seat lid, watched girlie movies, never had football on, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up your ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked good in sweat pants and shirt, and burped, swore, & farted all the time.THE END!I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
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My Interests

I like doin shit that's funand getting strippers

I'd like to meet:

Not like any of you will read it, or maybe you will read it, disregard it and send me a message/friend request anyway but here goes... I'm here to keep in touch w/ friends and to meet friends of friends. Im not trying to date you or become part of you MySpace friend collection. I am INVOLVED and NOT AVAILABLE. On the REAL, I will NOT date you. No bigots, misogynists, loose cannons, egotists, stalkers or psychos (yes you). ALSO *******SEND ME A MESSAGE BEFORE YOU INVITE ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND******(unless I know you in real life already)I'm not here to just get as many friends as humanly possible. And if you are a "swinger" or have no shirt on in your pic-don't bother. And I will BLOCK YOUR STOOPID ASS if I don't like your message, so COME CORRECT.

Music:

Lily Allen, Timbaland, Jill Scott, Alicia Keys, Erykah Badu, The Perceptionists, Digable Planets, Deee-Lite, Primus, Jet, The Killers, Sinead O'Connor, Damien Rice, TOOL, Massive Attack, Alchemist, Goodie Mob, GZA, Mobb Deep, Ice Cube, The Roots, Jamiroquai, Goapele, KRS-One, Beastie Boys, Amel Larrieux, Blackalicious, DJ Jazzy Jeff, K-OS, Prince Paul, DMX, Ciara, all the Marleys, Thom Yorke, Alice Russel, Earth Wind & Fire, Dr.Dre, Christina Aguilera (& I don't give a shit what you think about that), Beenie Man, Sean Paul, Bounty Killer, Maspyke, Biggie, Time Machine, Lil Jon, Dip Set, Mos Def, Maxwell, Al Green, Levert, Prince, Lionel Richie, any soul, motown, old R&B & southern CRUNK!!

Movies:

Scarface, Empire, Snatch, Resevoir Dogs, The Godfather, Illtown, Made, The Departed, Boondock Saints (R U noticing a trend?), Sliding Doors, Memento, anything by PT Anderson, Sofia Coppola or Spike Lee, Closer, Shopgirl, The New World, Crash, Buffalo '66, Kill Bill vol 1 & 2, Friday, Undercover Brother, White Chicks, Soul Plane, Napoleon Dynamite (gosh), I *heart* Huckabees, Office Space, Swingers, Dogma, Eternal Sunshine... Im actually nerdy enough to have developed my own top 100 favorite movies list (available upon request)

Television:

24, Saturday Night Live, Sex and the City, like every crime drama on tv, The Bad Girls Club, and I imagine I'd be into Dance Life if I had cable

Books:

The Color of Water, Half and Half, DaVinci Code, He's Just Not That Into You, parts of The Religious World and parts of a crap load of other books

Heroes:

my mother

My Blog

fun with flowers

Remember when you were a kid and you used to play in your yard w/ your friends and pick the dandilions when they were the white puff balls on a stem, not when they're yellow, and then you'd try really...
Posted by Cori on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:39:00 PST

the snob in my class

I have a classmate that is a snob. (we'll call her Laura Ashley). Beleive me I know a snob when I see one ( I went to Holy Names, remember). And there isn't anything about her that is unlike the snobs...
Posted by Cori on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:44:00 PST

Setting the record straight!

Here's the deal, I am sick of people asking "what are you studying in school?" and then follow my response of "Interior Design" with "OOOOHHHHHH, you can come over and help me with my [insert room re-...
Posted by Cori on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 08:52:00 PST

very shallow and not very deep

Here's a list of my top 10 favorite iced teas in order... Tazo Iced Green tea Dunkin Donuts fresh brewed iced tea with peach flavor & 2 sugars Vitamin Water's green tea Arizona Green Tea with Gins...
Posted by Cori on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 02:56:00 PST

My guy friend got "trapped"

Guys look, you really need to wrap your shit up everytime you use it. Don't beleive ANYONE when she tells you she's on the pill. She likely isn't, but if she is, then she likely doesn't take it r...
Posted by Cori on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST

I have a lot more time on my hands now

Last night at 1:30am, lying awake in bed, thinking about TRUTH and how abstract it really is. I should have gotten up and written this then. I can only hope that this blog ends up as good as it was in...
Posted by Cori on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:54:00 PST

100 percenter (repost)

(I posted this over a year ago and some of you may not have read it so I reposted it for you)   I was having an interesting conversation w/ a guy I know about something he was discussing w/ his p...
Posted by Cori on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cori 101

(Originally posted close to 2 years ago)     Heres my contribution to the "... things about me" blog trend.1. I love magazines2. I love the Oscar's3. My friends and I had an Oscar party once...
Posted by Cori on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Love is the new black

I was reading a magazine months ago and came across this...   "I like LOVE better than sex. We need love right now, when sex and porn have become so mainstream. I've never found myself in short s...
Posted by Cori on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:15:00 PST

Top 8's fucking blow

I fucking hate Top 8's. It was great at first b/c I had this one person that is my friend but I didn't necessarily want to see his face everyday when I was at my home page so I liked being able t...
Posted by Cori on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 04:02:00 PST