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About Me

I live with my brother in Nazareth, PA.
I design electrical systems for bio-reactors. w00t!
I like learning new stuff constantly and I like things that make me think.
I am fascinated by nerdy shit such as computers, astronomy, and physics.
I thoroughly enjoy brutal humor.
Don't be surprised when my jokes range from extreme arrogance to self-deprecation. I just find it all funny.
I'm actually very nice and not a piece of shit.

I SUPPORT FREEDOM.

My Interests

Music
Computers/Technology
Science/Physics/Space
Sports
Fast Cars
Profanity

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to chat... my AIM name is DMORALIZE
Music Player:Hey look! It's a brand new selection of music for you to listen to. Yes, I know you hate it. No, I don't care that you formulated that opinion after 10 seconds of listening. I also realize the ridiculousness of having bands named "Architect", "Engineer", and "Machinist" all on the same list. What can I say... they all rock.

Spread The Word:These are my friends. Check out their shit.

Music:

Styles I generally enjoy:
Tech. Metal
Death Metal
Grindcore
Progressive
Industrial/Electro
Coldwave/Industrial Metal
Glitch/Breakcore/Whatever

Bands:
Adipocere
Agalloch
Aghora
Amorphis
A Perfect Circle
Architect
Arsis
Beauty
Behold...The Arctopus
Between the Buried and Me
Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus
Borknagar
Burnt By the Sun
Botch
Canvas Solaris
Capharnaum
Celldweller
Censor
Circle of Dust
Crowpath
Cyanotic
Cynic
Darkest Hour
Dark Tranquillity
Drumcorps
Dysrhythmia
Ed Gein
The End
Engineer
From a Second Story Window
Front Line Assembly
Fuck the Facts
Gadget
Gaza
Glass Casket
Godflesh
Gorod
Ion Dissonance
Knut
Lamb of God
Lethargy
Lye by Mistake
Mastodon
Meshuggah
Neuraxis
November 17
Numb
Opeth
Peccatum
Pitch Shifter
Porcupine Tree
Psyopus
The Red Chord
Red Harvest
Rune
Soilwork
Sulaco
Tool
Unearth
Xanopticon

And the list could go on forever.

Movies:

Genres:
Comedy
Drama
Horror
Independent
Foreign

Titles:
Akira
American Beauty
American History X
Battle Royale
Buffalo '66
Cable Guy
City of God
Dark City
Donnie Darko
Falling Down
Fight Club
Happiness
House of Sand and Fog
Ichi the Killer
Irreversible
Memento
Me Myself and Irene
Office Space
Platoon
Predator
Primer
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Requiem for a Dream
Saving Private Ryan
Seven
Sin City
Snatch
South Park
Team America: World Police
Vampire Hunter D.

Too many to list!

Television:

Sports:
NY Mets Baseball
NY Jets Football
PTI
Around the Horn
Drama:
Dexter
Comedy:
Family Guy
Futurama
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
South Park
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show
Seinfeld
30 Rock
Misc:
Cosmic Dimension (Science Channel!)
Cosmos
Extreme Engineering
Mythbusters
Cold Case Files
Radio Opie & Anthony
Ron & Fez
Video Games Playstation 3:
Call of Duty 4
MLB 2K7
Motorstorm
Resistance: Fall of Man
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
Playstation 2:
Call of Duty
Grand Theft Auto
Gran Turismo
I.Q.
Metal Gear Solid
P.C.:
Call of Duty
Darwinia
DOOM
Fable
F.E.A.R.
Unreal Tournament
Nintendo:
Bionic Commando (NES)
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (NES)
Mario Kart (NES)
Mike Tyson's Punch Out! (NES)
Chrono Trigger (SNES)
Final Fight (SNES)
Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past (SNES)
Super Punch Out! (SNES)
Yoshi's Island (SNES)
Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap (GBA)
Legend of Zelda: Four Swords (GBA/GC)
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass (DS)
Legend of Zelda: Windwaker (GC)
Mario Kart Double Dash (GC)
Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow (DS)
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin (DS)
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (DS)
Mario Kart DS (DS)
Meteos (DS)
New Super Mario Bros. (DS)
Yoshi's Island DS (DS)
Sega:
Mortal Combat (Sega)
Phantasy Star IV (Sega)
Vectorman (Sega)
Lunar: Silver Star Story (SegaCD)
Lunar: Eternal Blue (SegaCD)
Sonic CD (SegaCD)

My Blog

Your life is over.

I’m sitting here watching a show called "The First 48". It’s a show on A&E where they follow actual homocide detectives on cases. It’s called "The First 48" because a...
Posted by Branden on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:51:00 PST

Foot = PWNT

1. Happy new year to everyone. Have fun in 08.2. I don't really have any great story about this... but I crushed my foot HARD the other day. Here's a pic so you can all mock me...
Posted by Branden on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 07:48:00 PST

Eagles Become Vultures

Human nature is a fascinating subject for me. Much like I enjoy physics because I like to understand why things happen the way the do... I enjoy figuring out and understanding why people act the...
Posted by Branden on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:07:00 PST

I’m still alive. And i’m just as disappointed about that as you are!

Hey look, i'm writing a new blog entry. It has been months since my last one and you'd think in that great amount of time, something interesting might have happened to me. Well, if you wer...
Posted by Branden on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 09:15:00 PST

Explosions In The Sky

Ok, so the 4th of July was last week. The prior weekend, a few of us drove our dumb asses to Ohio so we could buy some explosives because everyone knows that you have to celebrate the birth of t...
Posted by Branden on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:03:00 PST

Everything I touch falls to pieces.

If you were to actually take a look at my life, it sorta breaks even all of the time. Much like my personality, it's just not super eventful. However, I have the shittiest luck with "thing...
Posted by Branden on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:51:00 PST

Vegas 1, Branden 0

BOOOOOOOM! Unfortunately for all of you, I have returned from the desert... and while it took longer than expected to get home, unlike that slow-poke Moses, it didn't take 40 years. So her...
Posted by Branden on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:43:00 PST

Everything I know, I learned from a cookie.

I got some chicken lo mein the other day. I can tell you're already emotionally invested in this story. So, naturally chinese food always comes with fortune cookies. Normally i'm dis...
Posted by Branden on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:35:00 PST

A timeless question.... and other bullshit that you don't care about.

1. So i'm talking with my brother and we hit on another fascinating topic. Ok, so days on earth are measured by the it's rotation and years are measured by revolutions around ...
Posted by Branden on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:59:00 PST

When your boss asks to speak with you for a minute...

...and then gives you a raise out of nowhere. Yes, this made my Friday very much enjoyable. Between this and the raise I got in January, i'm up 12% this year already.&nb...
Posted by Branden on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:51:00 PST