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MHA

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I've figured it out! I AM Jimmy. I am not an imitation, facsimile or ghost of anyone else. All I want to do is play, record and produce music. I don't like vicarious people, and that's about it. I have a feel for the complexity of reality but also maintain the dexterity to weave in and out of it and ignore some bits and pieces when things don't work out. Sometimes contradiction is the only way to resolve a problem for me because I can't be happy with just one facet of a given phenomenon. I hardly ever see things as "done". It's all gray and six-sided. I appear unstable, but I am oftentimes progressing towards something you can't see because you haven't imagined it as I have. What's going on in my head is just as important to me as is what's going on in the world. It's all one big place as far as I'm concerned. Logic and emotion are completely interconnected for me and if you understand that, your time with me will be much less bizarre. We're all wrong and right at the same time. I've witnessed singularity and recognize it's traits but have only made it tangible by embracing chaos. What a wonderful world we live in!
Bands I've worked with/recorded in some form:
Asshole Party; Autumn's Threshold ; Breakriot ; The Crypt Creepers ; Chaos Arcade ; Hill Valley; Inabliss; In My Demise ; Martyr's Prayer ; Misshapen Monsters ; Misunderstood Super Heroes ; Providence; Radio Therapy; Silencing Sirens ; Ship High In Transit (duh); Tame The Sky; To The Devil, A Son
via Webjay
My rates are as follows: $15/hr for tracking, $10/hr for mixing. My day rate (8hrs minimum booked) is $100.
WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU:
-Provide you with a (very) affordable recording, mixing and production service
-HELP your project sound a little more professional through the use of Melodyne, Drumagog and other pitch correction/sound replacement plugins.
-Make samples of your drum kit to use with Drumagog so that you get a commercial sound without having a generic, impersonal drum sound!
-Relate to you and help you with ideas and even (maybe) provide you with a tip or two on your instrument
-Tune your drums so that they sound the best they can for the recording
WHAT I CAN NOT DO FOR YOU
-Make up for sloppy, inconsistent playing
-Make you "sound like" another band
-Turn shit into gold
Basically, if you come to me with a shitty old drum kit with heads that haven't been changed for years, unmaintained guitars with old strings, and you don't play/sing at a professional level, then you're going to sound like you recorded in a garage with shitty equipment. I can only help you VERY little. If your musicianship and the sound of your instruments isn't recording caliber, you need to either improve, slap on new heads or turn to a big studio where your flaws can be accounted for by editing (and spend probably three times as much).
If you come to me with new heads, strings, plenty of rest and practice, a drummer with good time or that can play to a click, a goal as to what you want the production to sound like, and a good attitude, the end result will be something we can both be proud of that you can actually sell at your shows, that will keep people listening when they go to your MySpace.
GEAR:
DAW:
Presonus Firepod interface (10 channels)
AMD Athlon X2 3600+ based PC
Sonar 6 Producer Edition
URS and Waves plugins
Monitors:
KRK Rokit 5 powered reference monitors
outboard:
Alesis 3630 Compressor
mics:
Shure SM57 dynamic instrument mic
Audio Technica ATM25 dynamic bass/LF mic
Electro Voice N/D 868 dynamic bass/LF mic
Audix I5 dynamic instrument mic(x2)
MXL 990 MD condenser mic(x2)
CAD M177 LD condenser mic(x2)
amps:
Crate GT500H all tube 50w head (brand new Sovtek EL84s as of 11/2007)
Fender Ultimate Chorus 60w combo
guitars:
Fender Stratocaster
Ibanez RG570
Brownsville Dot

My Interests


singing; music; guitar; audio production; socialism; science; philosophy; eat and drink;

I'd like to meet:

Who do I want to meet? MUSICIANS to collaborate with and record, but equally as much, I'd like to meet a pretty girl with an active mind, a clear conscience and a deep understanding of herself and her role in the world. I mean that too. I'm sick of not knowing people because they have no idea themselves who they are.

You can IM me at DeathToHotApples on AIM, although it'd be a better idea to give my cell phone (352-238-4927) a ring if you need to contact me.

Music:

If you don't know who any of these bands are, clicking on their name will take you to a website with information regarding them.

Acid Bath ; A Fire Inside ; Against All Authority ; Against Me! ; Alien Ant Farm ; Leah Andreone; Anti-Flag ; A Perfect Circle ; Aphex Twin ; The Aquabats; Aqua ; Atreyu; At The Drive-In : Babes In Toyland ; Backstreet Boys; Bandits of The Acoustic Revolution ; Bayside; Between The Buried And Me; Billy Talent ; Black Sabbath ; Blindside ; Bob Marley and The Wailers ; Brain Failure ; Bright Eyes ; Camp Kill Yourself ; Can't Do it! ; Capitalist Downfall ; The Casualties ; Catch 22 (circa 1998) ; Chewin' on Foil ; Choking Victim ; Chumley's Toy; Circa Survive; The Clash; Coheed & Cambria ; Common Rider ; Cradle of Filth; Cream; David Bowie; Dead Kennedys ; Desmond Dekker ; Donovan Leitch ; Dream Theater ; Dresden Dolls; Dr. Hourai ; Duran Duran; The Eagles; Eminem; EPMD; The Ethiopians ; Faith No More ; Fall Of Troy; Fall Out Boy; Foo Fighters; Fugazi ; George Benson ; Gimp ; Glassjaw ; Green Day ; Guster ; GWAR ; Hazard Factor; Head Automatica ; H.I.M.; HORSE the band ; The Human Abstract; Incubus ; Jay Z ; Jeff Buckley ; Jethro Tull ; Kansas; Kamelot; The Killers; Killswitch Engage; Korn; Kylesa; Kyuss ; Led Zeppelin ; Leftover Crack ; Less Than Jake; The Living End ; Ludacris ; Madness ; The Mars Volta; The Mahavishnu Orchestra; Mclusky ; The Matches; Michael Jackson; Midtown; The Mighty Mighty Bosstones; Mindless Self Indulgence; Minor Threat ; Motion City Soundtrack; Mr. Bungle ; MU330 ; Mudvayne; Muse ; My Chemical Romance ; Nine Inch Nails; Nirvana; No Cash ; NOFX; The Offspring; Operation Ivy; Outkast; Panic! At The Disco; Papa Roach; Pinkly Smooth; The Planet Smashers; Primus; Protest The Hero ; Providence; Psychostick; Queen ; Queens of The Stoneage; The Queers; Radiohead ; Rancid ; Rage Against The Machine ; Red Hot Chili Peppers ; Rico Rodriguez ; Rise Against; Rollins Band ; RX Bandits; Say Anything; The Selecter ; Shadows Fall ; Slayer ; Slick Rick ; Slipknot ; The Smashing Pumpkins ; Sonic Youth ; Snoop Dogg ; The Specials ; Stonesour ; Stone Temple Pilots ; Stray Cats ; Streetlight Manifesto ; Sublime ; Sum 41 ; System of A Down ; Thrice; Tool ; The Toasters ; Toots and The Maytals ; Tribulation Beyond Catastrophe ; The Unseen ; Van Halen ; Weezer ; The White Stripes ; Wu-Tang ;

Movies:


Reservoir Dogs; Kill Bill; Pulp Fiction; Fight Club; Monty Python presents: The Meaning of Life; Monty Python's Holy Grail; Along Came Polly; Zoolander; Orange County; Cabin Fever; Hostel; Swing Kids; House On Haunted Hill; The Attic Expeditions; Chasing Amy; Freaks; Suicide Club; Clerks; Mall Rats; Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!; Dogma; Army of Darkness; Spiderman; The Producers; Death of a Salesman; Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory; Blazing Saddles; Young Frankensetin; The Frisco Kid;
At this point, I would like to stop and say that I FUCKING LOVE GENE WILDER.
Armageddon; Independence Day; Friday; There's Something About Mary; Meet The Parents; Meet The Fockers; Mystery Men; 1984; Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story; The Lord of The Rings; Charlie and The Chocolate Factory; Madagascar; Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy; The Ballad of Ricky Bobby: Taladega Nights; Happy Gilmore; Forrest Gump; Bachelor Party; Dumb and Dumber; Catch Me If You Can; Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind; The Truman Show; The Cable Guy; Ace Ventura: Pet Detective; Heavy Weights; Little Nicky; Billy Madison; Mr. Deeds; Click; The Wedding Singer; Eight Crazy Nights; Anger Management; The Water Boy; Big Daddy; Airheads;
I also love Adam Sandler...
Beyond The Darkness; Cannibal Holocaust; Abbot and Costello meet the Universal Monsters; Tales From The Crypt; Creep Show; City of Lost Children; The Crow; Hokus Pokus; Debbie Does Dallas; Night of The Living Dead; Land of The Dead; Day of The Dead; Dawn of The Dead; The Shining; HELLRAISER!!!; Texas Chainsaw Massacre; The Omen;

Television:


Are You Being Served?; Monty Python's Flying Circus; Keeping Up Appearances; Kolchak: The Night Stalker; Steven's Untitled Rock Show; Pants-off Dance-off; So You Think You Can Dance?; Mythbusters; All That; That '70s Show; The Simpsons; Futurama; King of the Hill; Family Guy; American Dad; The Fresh Prince of Bel Aire; American Idol; Next!; Family Feud; Star Trek; X-Play; F-List;

Books:

These authors are my favorites.

Lovecraft; Tolkein; Sendak; Camus; Marx; Hesse; Orwell; Hobbes;

Heroes:

Tomas Kalnoky; Lee Strobel; Patrick Stumph; Andy Feller; Fidel Castro; Fred Alan Wolf; Jamie Andreas; Michael Beckwith; Ronnie Coleman; Claudio Sanchez; Mike Patton; Bob Gatzen; Daryl Palumbo; Adam Jones; Robert Plant; Bill Clinton; Al Gore; David Hasselhoff; Che Guevara; Maynard James Keenan; Billy Howerdel; Chad Ginsburg; Bill Hicks; Chris Cheney; Kurt Cobain; Travis Stever; Sacha Baron-Cohen; Danger Mouse; Gene Wilder; Adam Sandler; Will Ferrel; Matthew Bellamy; Michael Angelo Batio; Jaime Vendera; Brett Manning; Sebastian Bach; Yngwie Malmsteen; Michael Sweet; Kevin Smith; James LaBrie; John Petrucci; Albert Camus; Jesus; Siddhartha; Tom Morello; Herman Li

My Blog

My people.

I don't know who'll read this.  But this, if any of the afforementioned do read, is how I feel about you in the simplest terms.  It's just a way for me to express it.  I don't often say...
Posted by MHA on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:46:00 PST

By August 14th

I want to:-Record either a full length album of songs or six song mini album and actually take time producing it and make it good enough to sell to people/labels, either at home or in a local studio, ...
Posted by MHA on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:22:00 PST

AUDIO SAMPLES

Because Yahoo! bought Webjay, until I can set up another flash player, I'm going to post songs here on my  del.icio.us account. Sample MP3s...
Posted by MHA on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 06:52:00 PST