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Jez

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I drive a strech tuc-tuc and work the 'wheel of death' at Chessington World of Adventure. I am thirty foot tall. My favourite colour is ultraviolet. I have shot a horse. I founded scientology and won my moustache in combat with Tom Selleck. I am the real Slim Shady. I played the piano bit in The Way It Is by Bruce Hornsby and the Rage. I starred in Heathers. I was responsible for the Suez crisis. I know what happened to John Deacon from Queen. I was born in Armenia and do not know fear. I look like Alice Cooper when startled. I breathe pure nitrogen. I write the poetry for the Big Issue. I am currently working on Assault on Precinct 13, The Musical featuring such songs as 'Stay Away from the Window' and 'This is a Siege'...

My Interests

Looking at the sky, writing music for tv documentaries and adverts, engineering and producing bands, bagels, evolutionary biology, coloured and flashing lights, fast things, willow trees, microphones, flying faders, Herons, being high up, being inaccurate, people, dogs, cats, meerkats, supermeerkats, jellyfish, noises, guinness marmite, underground bunkers.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can distract me (it's easy).

Music:

People like Aaron Copland, Al Green, Amon Dull, Aphex Twin, Arlo Guthrie, Arvo Part, Atomic Rooster, Bach (all of them), Beck, Bill Withers, Black Sabbath, Blo, Bob Dylan, Brick, Buddy Miles, Butthole Surfers, Calvin Loudmouth Johnson, Can, Captain Beefheart, Chips for the Poor, Chopin, Chuck Berry, Clifton Chenier, Cream, Credence, Curtis Mayfield, David Bowie, De La Soul, Dr Dre, Dr John, Earl Shilton, Eddie Bo, Ella Fitzgerald, Eminem, Faces, Family, Fat Boys, Fats Waller, Foo Fighters, Four Tops, Frank Zappa, Free, Fugazi, Funkadelic, Goblin, Gorrilaz, Grandaddy, Guns N Roses, Hard Skin, Harry Nillson, Herbie Hancock, Hinterland, Howlin Wolf, Ice Cube, Iggy / The Stooges, James Brown, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, Jimmi Hendrix, Jimmy McGriff, John Lennon, John Wagner Coalition, Kevin Coyne, Kid Acne, KRS-One, Lalo Schiffrin, Leadbelly, LED, Led Zepplin, Lee Dorsey, Lightnin Hopkins, Lord Funk, Lou Reed, Lynnard Skynnard, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Metallica, Methodist Centre, Mo Mummy, Mongo Santamaria, Mr Bungle, Neil Young, Nick Drake, Nirvanna, NWA, Otis Redding, Pantera, Parliament, Pink Floyd, Primus, Quartershade, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Randy Newman, Red Cars, Robert Crumb, Rolling Stones, Roots Manuva, Ry Cooder, Sam Cooke, Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, Sepultura, Sex Pistols, Sly and the Family Stone, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dog, Sonny Boy Williamson, Soundgarden, Stevie Wonder, Stravinski, Sub Rosa, Sun Ra, Supreme Vagabond Craftsman, Talking Heads, Taste, Tchaikovski, TEAM, Ted Nugent, The Beastie Boys, The Beatles, The Clash, The Doors, The JBs, The Kinks, The Meters, The Police, The Ramones, The Skatalites, The Who, Thelonius Monk, Thin Lizzy, Toah Dynamic, Tractor, Trees, Woody Guthrie, Zoo, ZZ Top and lots of others.

Movies:

Absolutely anything as long as it moves.

Television:

Highway to Heaven

Books:

By George Orwell, John Steinbeck, Richard Dawkins, Graham Greene, Damon Runyon, Anthony Burgess, Douglas Adams, Robert Sheckley, Kurt Vonnegut, pre 60's SF, rock and roll biographies, cold war conspiracy thrillers, the big book of questions and answers, books of the unexplained about things that have been explained for a long time, large books about films which hold up my monitor speakers.

Heroes:

Robert Sheckley

My Blog

New music from Be My Twin

Give him a romper suit and a marching bass drum and Be My Twin will make sweet music, he has boasted.  Yet it has taken him twenty four years to record his latest upload.  Written on a guita...
Posted by Jez on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST

Creaky doors

I have hit a new low in dispacement activities.  Today I oiled the handle mechanism and hinges of each door in this house.  It was deeply satisfying and now people are gathering from miles a...
Posted by Jez on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:33:00 PST

Come check out my shiznit...

Hey all, Due to my being "a bit slow" I've had to set up a new me round here for music 'n shit.  This evil twin is sometimes known as "be my twin" and you can find him in my top 8.  I'll be ...
Posted by Jez on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 08:08:00 PST