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ASEFâ„¢

Don't cry at my funeral. You never knew me to begin with.

About Me


I love Pinky.

RAIDEN
(Click on it. It's a really fun video game.)

Z - Shoots
X - Drop Bombs
Space Bar - Pause
Arrow Keys - Move

My Interests

Starbucks, classy beer, classy people, adventure, hedonism, NYC, Atlantic City, absurd or made up hypotheses, vanity, sloth, heresy, black people, soccer, and the list goes on...

I'd like to meet:

Quite frankly, I can't seem to meet or see anyone at all anymore, regardless of them being strangers, good friends or loved ones. "Why," you ask? Honestly, no matter how hard I try to be nice, extremely caring and loving to any of you, you seem to give back nothing but drama and cause an unbelievable amount of problems and sadness in my life. My solution? My solution is to never converse or even associate with any of you cowards, traitors, hypocrites or speakers of empty words ever again. I've become a faithless, beaten ex-romantic without any hope of regaining any possibilities of companionship, understanding or happiness. I hope I stay brokenhearted and betrayed all of my life in exchange for never having to put up with all of your nonsensical behavior and finger pointing bullshit. For once in your pathetic lives, blame yourself for your idiocy and inconsiderate sadism. Congratulations to myself. I finished first in the human race. I'll be dead soon and I'll never have to witness burying soul mates or heroes. When I'm gone, you'll know that I was the only one who gladly died for what went wrong in the eyes of the unwell, cruel and unwise.

Music:

Just like what you like. Don't read someone else's list of bands or genres that they like for you to leech off of.

Movies:

As far as movies go, I'm fascinated by a unique presentation of how a story is told. Other than that approach, I enjoy comedies and movies where I relate to or admire certain characters within the film.

Television:

I rarely get around to watching TV being that I refuse to be a slave to a certain time slot within a certain day of the week (fuck you, fans of Lost and CSI), but whenever I do get around to watching television, I usually watch Iron Chef, The Simpsons, Colbert Report, sometimes Bravo and those music stations that play everything except for music. I'm sorry, but several of MTV's programs are a guilty pleasure of mine. I don't care how redundant they are. I would watch those any day over watching a crappy music video on MTV2. That's just as lame as watching 24 or all those other retarded shows that people dedicate their lives to.

Books:

Our Lady of the Flowers, Seven Types of Ambiguity, The Reasons I Won't Be Coming, Webster's Dictionary and Superflirt.