~*The Baddest Bitch With The Collar To Prove It*~

Cooking, Reading, Singing, Writing, Shopping, Decorating, Hanging out with my best friend{mommy}, Cuddling up and going out with my boo, Watching TV, Listening to music, etc... Below are some examples of my culinary skills
ACTUALLY A UNIQUE SURVEY
.:BASIC INFO:.
NAME YOU GO BY: Tiffany
AGE: 22
WHERE DO YOU LIVE? CITY/STATE: Miami/ Florida
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?: without question
HOW MANY CHILDREN?: How many children what? Do I have ? Do I want? Have 0 want 2
WHAT KIND OF PET DO YOU HAVE?: none
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR MOTHER?: she's my best friend
HOW ABOUT YOUR FATHER?: He's my worst enemy in the world
AND YOUR SIBLINGS?: what about him?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HOSPITALIZED?: yes
IF YES, WHY?: don't care to talk about it
.:NOW ONTO THE GOODIES:.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?: Right now: Anything on the new Ne-Yo album over all: Let's stay together by Al Green
WHY IS THIS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?: It reminds me of love and what it's supposed to be
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE (JUST ONE): oh lord just one. uuhhhhhhhhh. School Daze by Spike Lee
WHY IS THIS YOUR FAVORITE?: It was one of the first things that made me want to go to college
GIVE ME A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOUR LIFE COMPLETELY.: I believe in You and Me : Whitney Houston
NAME ME 3 PRESIDENTS BEFORE JFK.: Roosevelt, Washington, Jackson
BUSH SR. OR BUSH JR.?: Neither one of them muthafuckers
WHAT SOUTH PARK CHARACTER ARE YOU?: I hate south park
WHAT SONG MAKES YOU CRY?: At Last by Etta James
WHAT MOVIE MOVES YOU?: Color Purple and Armageddon
DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?: I find most big girls attractive but I don't want to get with them
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING YES TO THE ABOVE QUESTION.
DO YOU SWEAR IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS?: all the time she hates that shit
WHAT IS YOUR DRINK (ALCOHOLIC)?: Gold passion Alize with orange juice
WHAT IS YOU DRINK (NON-ALCOHOL)?: Iced tea
GIVE ME YOUR FAVE RESTAURANT.: To many. I like houston's, and of course my business Emeralds
WHAT IS YOUR DISH AT SAID RESTAURANT.: Steak all day baby
EVERYONE HAS STOLEN SOMETHING. NAME SOMETHING YOU'VE STOLEN.: a cup
DO YOU COOK?: I'm a chef so I'd have to say yeah i cook all the time everyday
GIVE ME YOUR MOST EXTRAVAGENT LIE YOU'VE EVER USED.: I don't know
HAVE YOU EVER GONE A DATE WITH SOMEONE YOU THOUGHT WAS REPULSIVE?: no
NAME YOUR FAVORITE SNACK CAKE.: I'm not a cake fan
HAVE YOU EVER LIED TO GET OUT OF GOING SOMEWHERE?: hell yeah
.:ARE YOU GETTING TIRED YET?:.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION AND WHAT CITY DOES IT SERVE?: hot97 New York City
WHAT KIND OF STATION IS IT? (WHAT KIND OF MUSIC OR TOPICS?): Hip Hop, R&B, and reggae
DO YOU OWN A DIGITAL CAMERA? HOW MANY PIXELS?: yes and 3.1
FAVORITE SCENT OF CANDLE.: Vanilla and i burn then all the time
FAVORITE NASCAR DRIVER. (OR AT LEAST NAME ONE): Dale Earnhardt Jr I think
NAME THE JUDGES ON AMERICAN IDOL.: Jackass, Jackass, Jackass
ARE YOU REGISTERED TO VOTE?: Absolutely
DO YOU VOTE?: Abosolutely
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: Once
WHAT WAS THE REASON FOR YOUR LAST PULL-OVER?: I never get pulled over
HAVE YOU CRIED TO GET OUT OF A TICKET?: no
HAVE YOU EATED OR DRANK SOMETHING IN A SUPERMARKET AND NOT PAID FOR IT?: yes
HOW LOUD ARE YOUR HEADPHONES? (ALL THE WAY UP OR MODERATE): All The way Up. I'm gonna go deaf one day
SERIOUSLY, THERE IS NO RHYME OR REASON FOR THIS QUIZ
IF YOU SMOKE, WHAT'S YOUR BRAND.: don't smoke
IF YOU DON'T SMOKE, GIVE ME YOUR ..1 REASON YOU DON'T.: cause it's stupid
HOW OFTEN DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?: not as much as i should
WHAT CD IS IN YOUR CD PLAYER RIGHT THIS SECOND?: Ne-Yo : In my own Words
WHAT CAR DO YOU OWN? (OR AT LEAST DRIVE): 99 Nissan Max
WHAT WAS THE LAST SHOW YOU WATCHED ON TV?: Thge simpsons
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED IN THE THEATRE?: I just saw ATL last night
IF THE SKY COULD BE A DIFFERENT COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT IT TO BE?: Yellow
HAVE YOU PLAYED IN THE RAIN IN THE PAST TWO YEARS?: I wish
DO YOU HAVE STRETCH MARKS?: God that's personal, but yes i do
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: no I'm not 3
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? AND HAVE YOU EVER SAW ONE?: no
HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU GET AT NIGHT?: 6-8
DO YOU TAKE A NAP ONCE A DAY?: no
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAVE CHAPPELL CHARACTER?: Calvin
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNL CHARACTER?: SNL sucks
NAME ME 3 HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS.: Harry, Ron , George and Fred
WHAT CHARACTER IN TV OR MOVIES IS JUST LIKE YOU.: Maya from Girlfriends
WHAT CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE?: no one
PRO-LIFE OR PRO-CHOICE?: both
WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP AT AGE 5?: I don't remember
HOW ABOUT AT 15?: a chef
AND NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??: me, myself and i
WHAT SPORT DO YOU FOLLOW?: none
WHAT SPORT DO YOU HATE?: all
NOW, NAME 3 PLAYERS IN THE SPORT YOU HATE.: ???
YOU HAVE 10 MILLION DOLLARS (PRETEND I GAVE IT TO YOU)
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU BUY?: A meal
WHAT CHARITY DO YOU GIVE TO (IF ANY)?: my church
BESIDES YOURSELF, WHO ELSE IN YOUR LIFE WILL BENEFIT FROM YOUR MONEY?: my mother and my man
WHAT ONE THING WOULD YOU SPLURGE ON THAT YOU DON'T NEED, BUT ALWAYS WANTED: A boat
HAVE YOU ALREADY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE THIS SURVEY?: of course
CAN YOU HANDLE MORE QUESTIONS?
DO YOU THINK MASTERBATION IS WRONG?: hell no
DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE SPAYED OR NEUTERED?: some people
INTERRATIAL COUPLES..YAY OR NAY?: yay
DO YOU THINK THAT GAY PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED?: i don't care
HAVE YOU EVER PROTESTED ANYTHING?: no
IF YES, WHAT?: N/A
IF YOU COULD GET FREE PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD YOU GET DONE?: Gastric bypass
IS RACISM ALIVE TODAY?: Fuck yeah
HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE?: no
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS A GOOD REASON FOR DIVORCE?: cheating and or spousal abuse
DO YOU THINK THAT HUSBANDS GET THE RAW DEAL OR THE WIVES?: depenbds on the particular couple
WHAT ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX ARE YOU JEALOUS ABOUT?: not a damn thing
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR?: a couple of months ago
WHY DID YOU GO?: physical
WHERE IN YOUR HOUSE DO YOU USUALLY EAT?: my room
DO YOU USE COASTERS?: no
APPROXIMATELY, HOW MANY BOOKS HAVE YOU READ IN YOUR LIFETIME?: god i don't know to many to remember
DO YOU OWN A DVR?: yes
IF YES, WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU RECORDED.: the simpsons
WHEN DID YOU LISTEN TO YOUR LAST CASSETTE TAPE?: wow i don't even remember
CAN YOU DANCE??: my ass off
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON WELFARE?: no
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BRIDGE CARD IS?: no
TELL ME A JOKE: you tell me a joke bitch
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR SHEET ON YOUR BED?: like a sexy green
WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?: a book
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