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Keely

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About Me

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I am a gunslinging zombie reanimator and killer. Some call me keely tha killa!
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My Interests

I am interested in liquid Courage and fishing coins out of your evicirated carcass for luck. As well as unicornicopia.

I'd like to meet:

Kittens who live in Victoria because I have been kidnapped by Jade and Robin and I guess I'm going to be here for awhile...

Music:

I love Neil Diamond and The Neug... Basically Anything with an accordian or oboe or the crossbow.. also the Hookers, the Frogs Snake in the monkeys shadow and the Mood goiters.. let us not forget the jerking gherkins. P.S. if you cannot tell I am being sarcastic, then you are on glue.

Movies:

John Tucker Must Die. That is the only movie I will ever watch again. And select musicals.

Television:

Pimp my Rod. Deadwood. Flava of Love. Jeopardy. Robin/Jade Sexytime 24hr Camwhore Crew.

Books:

Vonnegut, J.T. LeRoy, books should be reading me.

Heroes:

Mister T. The Hulk.. and Lou Ferigknow, Mc Chris, Hos dont act right, Vince Neil, The Neug, Oriville Wright but not his asshole brother, I didnt even look at kitty hawk cuz of WILBUR that cheating no good pansy ass son of a bitch. AND HOW... also... drunken sophmore sluts.

My Blog

what the hell?

So, I am going swimming again at Thetus lake today and I am wondering what the fuck is wrong with all the "men" in this world.... just asking.
Posted by Keely on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:42:00 PST

....

I have red hair now... wooot. I am also still in tonnes of pain cuz of my dumb tooth. yay root canals! I can hardly wait. I miss someone. <3 Keely
Posted by Keely on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:07:00 PST

pain.

I am in a fuckload of pain... and come Saturday I get to be in even more pain! YAY dentist... I am not too pleased with this, and my wallet won't be either... I can tell. BOOO URRRRRRRRRRRNS. ...
Posted by Keely on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:46:00 PST

Meow....

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Lady Madame Keely the Lackadaisical of New Invention Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title ...
Posted by Keely on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:37:00 PST

You can't get blood from a stone.

I had an interview this morning at Laurel Point Inn and it was only mildly excruiating, I hated the lady who interviewed me and basically everything about the place... they haven't renovated since som...
Posted by Keely on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:39:00 PST

Drive my car into the ocean

I mean walk into the ocean. I am feeling nautical. I want these thoughts in my overactive yet self-loathing mind to be destroyed by obscene amounts of reassurance, usually I would be calling Jade, Tor...
Posted by Keely on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:54:00 PST

Your Mom

Hey all, I am bored and I want Robin to come over. I love Jade and Solange and Delia and Wrath and Well like 43 others. ESPECIALLY TORI AND ALEX whom I miss. Anyhow, this entry has no point and I jus...
Posted by Keely on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST

Beef

Tegan is one hot mutha fucka. By the by, Tegan wrote this, therefore he is a jerk. <3 Keely
Posted by Keely on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:08:00 PST

Delia

I am at home alone for the first time since I got here... Solange is in Calgary and Jade is at her boyfriends house... I am really liking it here, I just feel kind of lonely cuz I don't know anybody ...
Posted by Keely on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:25:00 PST

Wrath

I am in Victoria and I love Wrath Jades' kitty so much he is curled up on me purring right now. I am also sad to say my phone is out of commision for a few days as well.... so yeah. if you wanna talk ...
Posted by Keely on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:43:00 PST