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J0D13

If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the type of pussy to drink it.

About Me

About me, huh. Hmm. Hah. Well at times I'm a cynic, at times I'm a lunatic, but mostly I'm a drunken fool. Aint nothin I like better than a pint of beer and good tunes. Also, I REALLY enjoy the Fraggle Rock theme song. No really. I love it. It makes me shake my ass.

Also, I'm a Librarian. That's right boys.

Angry Kid: Stinky Finger

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My Interests

Music. Photography. Sex. Piercings & Tattoos.
Not necessarily in that order.

My Nape Piercing

I'd like to meet:

People that dig the Rock n' Roll.

Music:

The Doors. Radiohead. Tool. Alice In Chains. Led Zeppelin. David Bowie. The Living End. The Cure. Nine Inch Nails. Depeche Mode. Econoline Crush. Bloc Party. Muse. Mando Diao. Blur. Dandy Warhols. The Arcade Fire. k-os. Weezer. Nirvana. Soundgarden. STP. The Distillers. Sublime. Oasis. Jimi Hendrix. Bjork. Pink Floyd. The Beatles. Rufus Wainwright. The White Stripes. The Music. Incubus. Jack Johnson. Foo Fighters... and yes folks, Bon Jovi. I'm not ashamed anymore. That's all I can think of for now.

Movies:

Trainspotting. Fight Club. SLC Punk. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Blue Velvet. Secretary. Requiem For A Dream. Seven. A Clockwork Orange. Labyrinth. Most Vampire Movies. Most Johnny Depp movies...

Television:

Californication. Six Feet Under. Dead Like Me. Robot Chicken. Jon Stewart. Stephen Colbert... Anything that holds my attention for more than 5 minutes and might actually make me laugh.

but most of all... DEXTER:

Books:

The Last Don - Mario Puzo / Neverwhere - Neil Gaiman / Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden / The Dirt - Motley Crue

Heroes:

Floria Sigismondi and Janeane Garofalo...but most of all, Daddy :)

My new hero:

TyTy: KING OF THE DURDENS

My Blog

A Huge Boner Of A Thank You...

...Goes out to the most wonderful, generous and loving group of friends I could ask for. I don't mean to get all chick-flick on you guys, but I was floored by how many of you came out a...
Posted by J0D13 on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 07:11:00 PST

It's My Birthday, Bitches!

REKO-NIZE!!!!   Festivities have been underway since midnight last night and will continue until I've been dryhumped by every last one of you!  ...
Posted by J0D13 on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:24:00 PST

Skeeball... (and other crimes of passion)

Unless you've had cotton in your ears or haven't been regaled with tales of splendor yet... I took a trip to Niagara Falls last weekend with my man and two of my best buddies to celebrate a) our 1 yea...
Posted by J0D13 on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:45:00 PST

Hey Ignorant Prick,

Go Fuck Yourself. ...
Posted by J0D13 on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:09:00 PST

Guinea Pimp!

TWO THINGS THAT MADE MY DAY:       baaahahahaa! Fuckin' Sooty. He could teach ya a thing or two. Just look at him... that's the face of a pimpstar if I ever saw one.     &nbs...
Posted by J0D13 on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:34:00 PST

Contest: Caption My Lemming!

Okay, I've emailed this to a lot of you already, but decided to make an actual contest out of it. Because it's the only thing that made me smile today. So here goes... CAPTION MY LEMMING!!!   Wi...
Posted by J0D13 on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:29:00 PST

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like... fuuuuuck.

I really want this month/year to be over.  It just fucking dragged. I'm especially tired of the following: - Being asked "Soooo, what are your Christmas plans?" - "Soooo how was your Christmas?...
Posted by J0D13 on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:12:00 PST

...I also had dangly earrings shaped like telephones...

Hands up if you any any of these when you were a pre-teen...     Heart-Throb (From the back of the box) On looks alone pick your "heartthrob" from three photo cards. Then guess which guys y...
Posted by J0D13 on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:46:00 PST

Addicted to Dexter...

Have you guys seen this show??? I had been meaning to check it out but don't get it at home. Just watched 9 hours of it in two days and I'm still craving more. Like... needing... to.... kill. Al...
Posted by J0D13 on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:39:00 PST

Awesome things of the day...

I left my purse on the streetcar today. It toured around downton Toronto for 2 hours this morning, taunting me while I followed it 4 streetcars behind. I tried to outsmart it on its way back, but...
Posted by J0D13 on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:49:00 PST