Holiday Hell |
Krampus owns your mom.
Santa is old news. Krampus will set your couch on fire. and then rape your dog. but traditionally...
"The Krampus is a monster that has an extra long tongue, and is seven feet t...
Posted by Chesty Leggy on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:49:00 PST |
hotwings, beef and swine. |
recent outings have been fun and delicious. i'm not so sure i have too much to rant about.
i'm mainly posting this to say that i have no idea what that spot is in the pictures. it looks like dirt.. bu...
Posted by Chesty Leggy on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:25:00 PST |
Dear Pattie, |
dear pattie, you rock.
you're 70 some odd years young and drink like its your business. after one minute of conversation you seem to understand everything outside the haze that surroun...
Posted by Chesty Leggy on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:06:00 PST |
hidden treasure |
apparently i've just been "selected" for a free Xbox. how amazing..
today was good. i took a ride with my grandparents to pick up some bikes. we had a lunch after that. i tried to explain to pop that ...
Posted by Chesty Leggy on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 11:42:00 PST |
Get the Pope on speed dial.. |
cause i somehow just ate a tripple whopper.
and on my way to the bank i almost ran down a fat kid on a scooter. i believe she thought there was a stop sign.. cause the chubbs bolted right out in front...
Posted by Chesty Leggy on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:23:00 PST |
childhood memories |
so recently i asked myself as a child what was one of my favorite gifts. after some thinking i came to the conclusion that it was an arm. a stuffed arm with a plastic hand. you could have it hang out ...
Posted by Chesty Leggy on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:03:00 PST |
NEW TRACKER ! ! |
ok people.. i've had ENOUGH with the myspace Tracker posts. seriously. WTF.
who's more psycho in that scenario. the person who finds you interesting or the person who NEEDS to compulsively check how f...
Posted by Chesty Leggy on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:01:00 PST |
by request... |
here are Six odd things about me one might not know.
1. I'm lactose intolerant.
2. I was captain of the golf team in my Sr. year in highschool.
3. I have about 30 hours of tattoos.
4. ...
Posted by Chesty Leggy on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:46:00 PST |
oldschool snl just rocks. |
" Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. "
Posted by Chesty Leggy on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:43:00 PST |
Jebus SAVES ! ! |
i'm not sure if i like jehovah's who knock on my door.. but i'll be damned, they are funny. if you show them one ounce of kindness they'll come back for a month once a week or so. its o...
Posted by Chesty Leggy on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:24:00 PST |
