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Narcoleptic James

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me



"A Penguin painted Band-Aid covers my heart and yet it bleeds. It cascades into the vat of acid that is my stomach. The little blue Penguins are painted red from the leakage. There is no saving them. There is no saving me. There is no saving my heart."

My Interests

Music, Film, Theatre, Writing, Pool, Penguins, Aliens, yadda yadda yaddaCLIMBING LIKE A MONKEY, THEN PERCHING LIKE ONE!!

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I'd like to meet:

OUT OF THE DEAD: I would love to meet JOHNNY CASH, CHARLIE CHAPLIN, EDGAR ALLEN POE, WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, MOZART, GHANDI, WILLIAM WALLACE, HITCHCOCK, SALVADOR DALI, VAN GOGH, ORSON WELLS, HUNTER S. THOMPSON. I'm sure there is more, but I will have to think of them later.OUT OF THE LIVING: Well, so many to name here. Just ask and maybe I will come up with a list.

Music:

RADIOHEAD, TOM WAITS, FRANK SINATRA, MOBY, MASSIVE ATTACK, COLD PLAY, NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL, TORI AMOS, THE CURE, AIMEE MANN, THE ARCADE FIRE, BARE NAKED LADIES, BELLE AND SEBASTIAN, BEN HARPER, BIC RUNGA, BILLY JOEL, BOB DYLAN, BOARDS OF CANADA, BRIGHT EYES, BOB SCHNEIDER, BOWLING FOR SOUP, CLINIC, CRASH TEST DUMMIES, CONCRETE BLONDE, DEAD CAN DANCE, THE DECEMBERISTS, DIRTY ON PURPOSE, OLD CROW MEDICINE SHOW, D.J. SHADOW, BRIAN ENO, FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE, FLOGGING MOLLY, GODSPEED YOU BLACK EMPEROR, GRAND STREET CRYERS, GREEN DAY, INTERPOL, THE SHINS, JEFF BUCKLEY, JOHN VANDERSLICE, JONI MITCHELL, MARIANNE FAITHFULL, MC 900FT JESUS, MODEST MOUSE, MUR, MOUSE ON MARS, NIN, OASIS, NORAH JONES, PINK FLOYD, PIXIES, THE POLYPHONIC SPREE, PULP, RAY CHARLES, SIGUR ROS, ROLLING STONES, SPOON, STONE ROSES, SLEEPER, THE STORKES, SUZANNE VEGA, THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, TODD SNIDER, U2, WHITE STRIPES, VIOLENT FEMMES, VELVET UNDERGROUND, WEEZER, YO LA TANGO, WILCO, ZAC MALOY. ----- And the list could go on.

Movies:

So many to name here once again.DRAMAS: Fight Club, American Beauty, Se7en, and wow I'm drawing a blank right now.COMEDIES: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Young Frankenstine, The Burbs, and o so many more.WESTERNS: Not really into westerns.ACTION: So few good ones out there, but come on all the DIE HARDs.SCI-FI: The Abyss, Aliens, well most James Cameron films.HORROR: Well all horror films, because I grew up on them and just love them. Even the bad ones I will go watch. Last good one I saw though, I can't remember.

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, Scrubs, Over There (Why did they not pick up for a second season). And that's about it for here.

Books:

Anything Jonathan Carroll, Chuch Palahniuk, and Jonathan Letham. oh and She Comes First. Just finished "Water for Elephants" Fantastic. Starting "Lolita" now...

Heroes:

My Family and Friends...

My Blog

Sterly: Part 2

     Sterly awoke to the sound of shuffeling and screams.   "Screams."  Sterly thought.   "Who is screaming?"  How long has our little friend been asl...
Posted by Narcoleptic James on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 03:22:00 PST

Sterly : Part 1

Sterly was in love. He was in love with a beautiful creature that lived on the other side of town. He loved the way her skin glistened when it got wet. He loved the way she treated all her friends tha...
Posted by Narcoleptic James on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 01:54:00 PST

A PENGUIN PROFESSES HIS LOVE <3 : Chapter Three

Pokey's little belly glides along the heart shaped mound. He finds himself at a speed that he can't even keep his eyes open. He can feel he crack of the mountain gaining behind him. At one point it is...
Posted by Narcoleptic James on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 03:46:00 PST

A PENGUIN PROFESSES HIS LOVE <3 : Chapter Two

So when we left our hero he was waiting.... and waiting for the sun to show her rays over the cloud formed sky. His glossy black eyes, barely able to stay fixed on the halo that glows from behind the ...
Posted by Narcoleptic James on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 03:44:00 PST

A PENGUIN PROFESSES HIS LOVE <3 : Chapter One

The penguin, let's call him pokey, slides out of the water onto the ice. He gets to his feet and waddles towards the ice mountain shaped like a heart. He forces himself up this challenging hill by use...
Posted by Narcoleptic James on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 03:40:00 PST