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Clap Your Hands Say Claire

What a fat, cellulite slag.

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator You think this is A FUCKING DISASTER...
Welcome to my life

I like
"AVERAGE MUSIC for AVERAGE PEOPLE"

So I've been back in England for almost six months now...I still miss my girls, as well as my Chris more than a lot...
I'm really really good at losing things, I'm not sure why but its true...
Essentially...I am a flake.

My metalcore band is called Last Days in Rome...
we definitely= awesome
To be honest, anything affiliated with My Nairns and I is gonna be pretty legit!

I love Hollyoaks, Mexican food, lists and make up...I have been called vain and superficial...not really that much of a bad thing...better than being a hick.

Things I dont like include Fern Cotton, the fact that Violet is leaving and adverts with dumbass songs in them...
There's a bunch more stuff that pisses me off...but lets not be negative right now!

My Interests

Everything We Do is Wrong
But Goddamn We Do it Right

My Dreamgirls...

I miss you all SO MUCH!!

*TeamDRAMA
*Awesome people who make me want to do good stuff

*Jager

*Making Books
*Taking Photos
*Writing
*My Goldfish
Jenn and Laura...I MISS YOU!
*Chris Nairn's Hair
*Taco Motion
*Lead Singer Syndrome

*Sushi
*Asda
*Hot People
*Starbucks

*Being A Brat
*Free Stuff
*And Basically this...

I'd like to meet:

Definitely not you...

But I could go for some of this...

Russell Brand and Noel Fielding...it hurts me to say it
...but yeh its true

I want to meet more people like Caroline, Jena, Jenn, Beth and Violet

Its about being around people who make me want to do productive things instead of just getting drunk, retarded and out of control. That is definitely not what its about at this point...

For now Im working on it

Music:


*Taking Back Sunday
*Every Time I Die
*Head Automatica
*Brand New
*The Strokes...good times
*The Kinks
*Cute Is What We Aim For
*McFly
*Say Anything...
AFI, Kelly Clarkson, The Kooks, Portishead, Killwhitneydead, Dashboard, Bring Me the Horizon, The Automatic, The Used, Lostprophets, From First to Last, Glassjaw, Straylight Run, Blink, Busted (we miss you). Massive Attack, Daphne Loves Derby, Amy Winehouse, Fall of Troy, Scary Kids Scaring Kids...
Basically just anything cause at the end of the day, my band is better than yours.

Movies:

One night in Paris

The only one I watch

Television:

Friends, Sex and the City, Hollyoaks, Nip Tuck, Laguna Beach, Project Runway, Pop World, Neighbours, The Office, Peepshow,Drake an Josh, The O.C, Dr. 90210. Basically anything shit.
I really want to see the Mighty Boosh because I think I might love Noel Fielding...so if anyone wants to buy it for me that'd be great!

Books:

I like Strangeland although I dont really read that many books right now...well I do actually, but for school, not through choice. Really right now i prefer magazines...probably cause of the pictures of Adam Lazzara.

Heroes:

Without this kid I'd die...he probably would too...from starvation and caffine withdrawal
Also my hair would be way more shit than it already is.
My Toxic Twin and Dreamgirl

Fuckin Rockstar

Jenn is amazing for many reasons...reasons like drinking like 7 shots of tequila in an hour and not getting sick, dancing on tables, hangin out in bathrooms and singin an screamin at people in the street...or at Sungod, haha.

Yesssss...I love her!
Uhhhmmmm...This girl

...Where do I even start...Free rides, free phones, free flowers, free flamingos...pizza hut, tv marathons,the cage, crazys and Long Beaches...Cali Bitches, we love it!! Theres more but this is too sad now..I miss you...and you know what...Fuck Texas!!
Sometimes this kid makes sense

Mostly he gets drunk
Other people I think are a pretty big deal are...
Adam Lazzara, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Daniel Volsovic, Jordan and...definitely...
Tracey Emin Dreamgirl.

My Blog

The sad tale of two cities

So this has been my year this year....San Diego and Brighton...and always with the most beautiful peopleBut who wins??Maybe I should preface this by stating the obvious...It's this...Against...uhhhhmm...
Posted by Claire Victoria [TeamDRAMA] on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:45:00 PST

Kissing when you're drunk

This is for all the people who've ever told me I can be violent and mean when I get fucked up...Which is a lot of people...Fuckin liars....This Love is fucking toXic... ...and my favourite ..Yesss, sh...
Posted by Claire Victoria [TeamDRAMA] on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:59:00 PST

My friends are more hardcore than you...

Last Saturday was a lot of fun. Apart from the end where it all got a bit scary and i got kidnapped by someone who was tryin to steal my kidney...fuckin dick.Our faces are red...haha. Vodka Redbull i...
Posted by Claire Victoria [TeamDRAMA] on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 11:20:00 PST

ahhh mcfly

If you don't play theres no music. If theres no music they don't dance. If they don't dance they don't kiss and if they don't kiss they don't fall in love.
Posted by Claire Victoria [TeamDRAMA] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST