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Jesse McShark

I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain.

About Me



Wake up, I want to... wash myself,
Clean my wrists,
Scrub my brains out.

My Interests

watching horrible movies, fire, fireworks, firearms (do you see the whole fire theme?), raiders shorts, TECMO SUPER BOWL, world war II, vietnam war, military aircraft (WWII - modern), wheezing the juice, munching the grindage, indians baseball, propane and propane accessories, soccer, trail running

I'd like to meet:

Tom Carbone, so I can rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face - so he can see how black it is before he dies.

Music:

I only listen to bands to impress other people and show how "down" I really am. I like these guys too:

Television:

all in the family, aqua teen hunger force, arrested developement, beavis and butthead, curb your enthusiasm, dogfights, family guy, full house, futurama, he-man, mr. show, seinfeld, son of the beach, south park, the history channel, the simpsons, the sopranos, step by step, that 70's show

Books:

CURRENT:
I don't have time to read anymore.

OLD:
1984; america the book; american hardcore; lies and the lying liars who tell them; motley crue: the dirt; henry rollins (black coffee blues; get in the van; eye scream; do i come here often; smile, you're traveling; broken summers); secrets of the heart

My Blog

All I want for Christmas...


Posted by Duff McShark on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:11:00 PST

goals revisited

It hasn't been a month and a half yet, but I just accomplished one of my previous goals and need to raise the bar a little bit.  I am one pull up away from doing 16, haven't been doing pushups re...
Posted by Duff McShark on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:02:00 PST

goals

here are some of my goals for the next month and a half.  i'm hoping that making them public will be an incentive to not fail.1. do 16 pull ups at once2. run at least a half marathon (preferably ...
Posted by Duff McShark on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:59:00 PST

songs that sum up my life right now

i haven't had a whole lot to say lately, so i'll just let a few songs do the talking for me...rolling stones - paint it blacknegative approach - nothingthin lizzy - cowboy songzero boys - down the dra...
Posted by Duff McShark on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:47:00 PST

milo aukerman's words of wisdom

Thank you Milo and the rest of Descendents for writing these two songs:Ace I see the anger in the back of your eyes I know the vengeance running through your m...
Posted by Duff McShark on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:17:00 PST

in case you were wondering where i got the name

Taken from Wikipedia...When Bart and his friends in his treehouse eavesdrop on Lisa and her friends having a tea party, the treehouse is destroyed. Homer tries to step in to solve the problem, until M...
Posted by Duff McShark on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:37:00 PST

superheroes

Your results:You are SupermanSuperman 80%Green Lantern 80%The Flash 75%Iron Man 75%Hulk 70%Robin 65%Supergirl 55%Batman 50%Spider-Man 45%Wonder Woman 40%Catwoman 30%You are mild-mannered, good, strong...
Posted by Duff McShark on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:53:00 PST

ATTN: Friends

I will have limited myspace activity over the next few weeks because I don't have regular internet or computer access.  So please don't be offended if I don't respond to you or leave you comments...
Posted by Duff McShark on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:10:00 PST

Cigarettes and race cars

August 24 @ 1:45 P.M., Vegan Dan and myself will make our way to BeaveRun Motorsports Complex to ride in race cars, compliments of Marlboro.  We get to wear racing suits, helmets, and get all kin...
Posted by Duff McShark on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 04:08:00 PST

dreams are for suckas

i had a huge group of long, intense dreams last night and they felt like they'd never end.  here's some insight into what happened...1.) i was at a graduation party and had quite a few drinks, an...
Posted by Duff McShark on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:02:00 PST