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Guile

Jackin' around, that's all ya'll ever do is jack around!

About Me

I'm random, quiet and reserved at first, my humor's dry, I have to be inspired to do things, I hate being led on, I dislike cockteases, I don't dance well, but I can spin the girl damned good, I enjoy my Tejano music heavy on the synthesizer, I have two brothers that I'm willing to lay down my life for, I hate incompetence, I generally dislike immature HS kids, I have the uncanny ability to put my foot in my mouth at exactly the wrong times, and once you get to know me, I can be smooth and charismatic--in my own way. In short, I'm like Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm. I'm generally a good enough guy--I think. I'm a junior at Texas A&M University Kingsville, majoring in Pre-Pharmacy/Biomedical Sciences with a minor in Chemistry and hopefully will attend the Irma Lerma Rangel School of Pharmacy. After school I plan to join the Navy or Air Force and become a Lieutenant or Captain, then after my service time, go to the Rio Grande Valley and work there or back to Christus Spohn Hospital Beeville and work there. Also check out two songs that I sang with the 2005-2006 Mariachi Mestizo: No Me Se Rajar and Bonito Tecalitlan
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?

My Interests

Spending time with friends. Playing video games. Playing with guns. Being unsafe. Dark Chocolate. Drinking. Driving fast. Punting Babies. Tapping Kegs. Girls. Brunettes. Time with Ape. Did I mention girls?
You're Deputy James Garcia. You are a hateful bastard who has been known to cheat to get things you want. You really dont get along with anyone besides your partner Jonesy. You are in love with Clementine and pray for the day where she realizes that you and she are meant to be.

I'd like to meet:

The cast of Reno 911!, Borat, Dave Chappelle, Mariachi Vargas de Tecalitlan, Al Pacino, Chuck Norris, Luis Cobos, Juanes, Gary Hobbs, Anne Hathaway, Billy Zane, Aldemaro Romero, George Strait, Javier Bardem

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Music:

Tejano, Gary Hobbs, Aldemaro Romero, Luis Cobos, Trivium, The Killers, Charlie Daniels, Frank Sinatra, George Strait, Dethklok, Jay Perez, Toby Keith, David Lee Garza

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Movies:

Too many to name!
Your IQ Is 120
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

Television:

Reno 911!, Futurama, Family Guy, History Channel.

Books:

DaVinci Code, Jurassic Park, Flowers for Algernon

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Heroes:

Mom, Fred, Ape, Uncle Joe, Uncle Erick, Hanus, Dr. Andy Soto, Daniel Senties, Rick, Dr. Wayne Kinnison, My good buddies Freddy and Ramon

My Blog

Moral Question

When the police fail to or cannot act, is it the citizen's right and/or responsibility to take the law into their own hands?
Posted by Guile on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:10:00 PST

I wish

that i had a magnum p.i. moustache no really, i do
Posted by Guile on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:31:00 PST

On calculus

that calculus recitation is just god fucking awfulid rather pull teeth that go through that againand we got 40 problems over algebra for that fucking recitationfuck fuck fuckin other newsi had the tem...
Posted by Guile on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:43:00 PST

Frisky Dingo

We really need to get you some pants.I know! That's not a pickle.I know--It's your penis!
Posted by Guile on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:03:00 PST

Learning

is hard.im learning russian with that rosetta stone programand retooling my spanish, too.apparently i cant say airplane or cat decently in russian.5 mos left of schooli cant wait...
Posted by Guile on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

1st Semester Recap

I make the dean's listgpa: 3.82completed hours: 17only b--gov't, the rest were a'syay
Posted by Guile on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:10:00 PST

Careless Whisper

Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friendTo the heart and mind, ignorance is kindthere's no comfort in the truthpain is all you'll findShould've known betterI feel so unsureas I take ...
Posted by Guile on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:25:00 PST

Haunted

My thoughts were yesturday.it tends to hit me in swings.little things trigger it.Timetime it will takeit cant be too hardcan it?i hope not.i got ipod nano today and tuxedoyayand 300 pictures is fuckin...
Posted by Guile on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:36:00 PST

What I saw

one ugly motherfuckerat heblast nightill leave it at thatand i discoveredthat i have an affinityfor whiskey and cokemmmhappy new year motherfuckersincognito out
Posted by Guile on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:20:00 PST

What a silly

ape baby.the new baby looks like an ape.an 8 lb 2 oz 20 inch long ape babylike planet of the apesvr-egg
Posted by Guile on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:47:00 PST