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alan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

like old records from the attic the kind you might find in a few years...dusted old public enemy beats sped up to jungle frictionI like to dig deep into what it is that makes the beeswax stick to your outer shell...and i like to rush in a bit...chances, risks, loaded weapons...speeding motorbikes are a must...snorting...sucking...milking....crushing...burning... sleeping little...awake in all forms...oh yeah and I haven't got time for the pain...I work a lot...I like to write about you...think too much...record too much...cooking big dinners on Sunday...croquet season is heating up, so watch your wickets...I produce big shows, some with music, most with art. I don't sleep long, my dreams are short and sweet and I wear NB on my feet. ......I hang outside of the grid, it gets harder to leave each time...playing records...listening to muzik recorded, live, or natural. writing song lyrics for new 80's bands.

My Interests

writing, reading...getting the music of my people out to the masses, art...insane painterswacko writersgonzo musicians.meeting and absorbing the afformentioned...disecting conversations...overalanyzing...cooking food for large or small gatherings...writing columns...hanging outside of the grid, it gets harder to leave each time...playing records...listening to muzik recorded, live, or natural. writing song lyrics for new 80's bands.

I'd like to meet:

spinners, winners, punks, anti-this and anti-that, motorcycle mavens...mucho music...freaky deaky artists...riot types...people that live in old buildings...laughers...

Music:

doug surreal terrence laurel al profit rap monsters...jimmi hendrix...led zeppelin...the beatles and the blood bros...my ipod pax muzik fo dayz...so whatever you can think of i'm listening to it cause i can't get enough of the music it is so tasty to me...i like all flavors...point me to your music!

Movies:

fear and loathing...12 monkeys...happy gilmore...movies with sex and violence..cohen brother flix...sin city

Television:

my tv retires to florida in the summer...

Books:

american tabloid....cold six thousand...to have or have not...demon box...dsm-IV-TR...dictionary...dali.art.books.in regards.to.iconagraphy...if you really want a good read check out 'the education of little tree' by forest carter.or if you like freaky bloody mutation circus lit check out geek love.readmoresavewriters

Heroes:

my mom

My Blog

blackned pulp excerpt

DETROIT TO OHIO Gray skies smothered Detroit as Bart guided the Nautica mini-van into Jack's driveway. Time to road trip. Jack felt top notch, continental breakfast, new clothes, fresh haircut; Jac...
Posted by alan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a poem inspired by the newspaper

Newspaper tragedies 01 Lost a little way back Vision got murky Milk in a glass Smoke in a bong Strapped naked to a H'mong Violent screams reach for you Violent screams need for you ...
Posted by alan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

memories of you

So I'm sitting at my desk on Sunday and they turn off the air in the building, causing me to loose my water, and I'm thirsty. Man, I got the deep thirst, like the time I was stuck on route 66 and...
Posted by alan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST