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Ethan

take my advice, don't listen to me

About Me


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yo check it i was in the liquor store the other day dude comes up to me can i get your autograph dont you play for the lakers? cause a nigger tall you know i said man my names E-Dogg i dont play basketball, i play bitches

My Interests

Ive snowboarded for 9 years. rock climbing, mountain climbing, biking but im too lazy, hiking, camping, sleeping eating drinking, and a few other 'ings. I am an artist and i like to make sculptures, bigones out of metal and cement, i like to paint and fingerpaint nothing too realistic though. i like ceramics. Im into performance art as well. i like to put on performances on a stage on the streets and in the bedroom, that is where i do most of my video production. i'm not usually in them though,except for the latter. i am just the brains. pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. i love the beach the coast is my home. atlanta is landlocked the chatohooochy isnt even deep enough to ride a jet ski. i like savanna and tybee island but it is a long drive if u r stupid a didnt get it yet . i like snow it is pretty. . i like going to bars and driving fast cars. i like going to clubs and rolling on dubs, however the rims on my new SUV are are stock. i know how atlanta works-for all you ladies that like bling they are pretty big and shiny for being stock. not to worry you will not have to be slumming it long they will be replaced soon. i like offroading and driving in the mud and snow. that was kindof a teenage thing though and when 4wheekdrive fails you, getting stuck sucks as well as getting a flat and changing a tire in any form of precipitation deep in the forrest laying in the mud thus neither are one of my interests. i like dogs but theyre dirty and my lease does not allow the owning of a pet. shh dont tell my landlord but i have a goldfish in a beer pitcher in a box behind a tapestry in my bedroom closet. i like cats, but not really i just said that for the girls, theyre all bitches. the cats that is, or um yea whatever. speeking of tapestries i like hippies too, but too much patcholui (incorrect spelling) is fucked up it does not replace the practices of personal hygene. take a fucking shower and shave your legs, yes your pits too. i like dreadlocks and colored hair. i like tatoos and piercings however i have none-yet. i like warm red flannel sheets when it is cold-somthing that doesnt happen this far south of the mason-dixon line- see im from the north where it was the civil war not the war of the noprthern aggresion. not to offend any one i love the south and southeners and southern hospitality and soul food and chicken n waffels and lynard skinnard. yall need to learn how to drive though, fast that is. i am not interested in driving on 75 during rush hour, you see in LA they have the same rush hour buisness, except everyone there is actually rushing and they have way more cars - everyone is 3 inches away from eachother and they are all going atleast 89, if the same was parcticed here rush hour would be no problem. i like BBQing and bon fires in my back yard-you should come sometime. like going to dinner and going to movies hell i even like goint to breakfast and lunch too. shit i even like to cook, and im damn good at it. i do not like to do dishes or any part of domestic cleaning, but i do it cause i like living in squallor even less. as shine so eloquently put it "i like girls that like girls that like girls that like furs." if any of the typos annoyed you go fuck yourself. i hate typing this took me like 6 hours

I'd like to meet:

are you down for some good old ass to mouth?

Music:

everything but country

Movies:

poorly lit ones recorded on a vhs,homemade of course

Television:

pawned it

Books:

i like books of matches but you can do oh so much more with a lighter, especially one of them torch deals

Heroes:

jesus christ and Sid Williams they are both bad ass

My Blog

oh no

lOOk out behind you!
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 03:14:00 PST