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THINGS A NAKED MAN DOESNT WANT TO HEAR
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. ####, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?ALSO FOR ALL THE FREAKS OUT THERE VISIT BMEZINE.COM
Whats Your Fighting Style?
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You scored as Bar Room Brawler
Someone Said Something You Didn't Like, Your Not Even Sure If It Was To You Or Not. Regardless You Come Out Swinging At Everyone In Your Way.
Bar Room Brawler
100%
Karate
100%
Soldier
80%
Cat Fight
80%
Boxing
80%
Wrestling
70%
Little Girl
0%
I'd like to meet:
GOD, THE DEVIL, GRIM REAPER,JESUS, AND ANYONE ELSE THAT IS OR MIGHT BE IMPORTANT
Music:
ALMOST ANYTHING ANYMORE
What Type of Metal are You??? (basic branches)
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You scored as Death Metal
Your Death Metal! The Most Extreme Branch Of Metal! Darkness Is The Only Thing That Drives You and You will Destroy everything until its all thats left!
Death Metal
100%
Black Metal
100%
Pure Metal
50%
Glam Metal
0%
Emo/Screamo/Poser/Gay
0%
Movies:
I LIKE ALMOST ANY MOVIE FROM MICKEY MOUSE TO SAW AND ALL IN BETWEEN LIKE SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, OUTBREAK, OVER THE HEDGE, FINDING NEMO, WRONG TURN 2, ETC.
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You scored as Hannibal Lecter
You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!
Hannibal Lecter
100%
Jigsaw
90%
Michael Myers
80%
Freddy Krueger
80%
Leatherface
80%
Pinhead
80%
Captain Spaulding
80%
Candyman
40%
Buffalo Bill
40%
Jason Voorhees
20%
Television:
SCI FI, FOOD NETWORK, FAMILY GUY, THE SIMPSONS, THE WEATHER, AND THAT IS ABOUT ALL FOR ME.
Books:
WORKOUT BOOKS, THE BIBLE AND MY TEXT BOOKS FOR SCHOOL.