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best 30 seconds of your life

I support same-sex marriages as long as both chicks are hot!

About Me

I'm the J-O-E to the C hoe. Call me Joe C got more game than nintendo. I'm a freak hoe call me sick. six foot three with a ten foot dick. I'm a hunter for hire with no plans to retire so all you sucker MC's can call me sire!
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My Interests

Well I'd be very interested to find out what happened to my last profile that I had for over a year. Myspace doesnt bother to answer their emails so don't bother asking them for help. then again if I was Tom and just got 585 million for selling the site I doubt I'd give a shit either

I'd like to meet:

swedish bikini models whose favorite word is "Ya"AIM = TheNaktrixPart time model scout. if you don't have a head and body shot, don't waste my time. You need shots taken you can hit me up. So far 14 of my girls have gone on to the big time. Think you got what it takes let me know. I'm pretty sure I can hook you up. Serious only. Always on the look out for the next BIG thing . . . We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we will hunt them down. Each day, we will spill their blood 'till it rains down from the skies. Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do, one day you will look behind you and see we three. And on that day, you will repent. And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Movies:

I own over 2000 so I dunno....

Television:

Lets see....I really liked angel and buffy when they were on. Nowadays I'm really into Entourage and Lost. thats pretty much it. I'm sure theres some great shows i'm missing but fuck it. By the way Sopranos ending sucked ass. Truth be told I am going to give John from Cincinnati a shot. Big Love is cool too. Never ever forget HOUSE

Books:

Ive read more books in the last 2 months then you have read in 2 years. Hurry up Harry Potter!

Heroes:

McManus brothers....don't know who they are? then i got a movie for you. Oh and Leroy jenkins

My Blog

Dear Paris Hilton

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! STUPID BITCH
Posted by best 30 seconds of your life on Sun, 06 May 2007 07:58:00 PST

Babies momma application

Searchin for the one who fits the profile....lookin for potential 'woman'...fill this out and send it back to me with the answers... ...tell me.... BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color ...
Posted by best 30 seconds of your life on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:00:00 PST

Thoughts of the day

what the fuck is wrong with people? I don't get it. you live in florida and your house gets ripped down 3 times a year from hurricanes? move! (did i mention aligators in your backyard?) you live in s...
Posted by best 30 seconds of your life on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 09:32:00 PST

I'm from california

**I'M CALIFORNIAN. KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???**-Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours! PERIOD.- I cuss a lot!!!!!- Summers are hot, and winters are cold. That's the way it should be & t...
Posted by best 30 seconds of your life on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 09:16:00 PST

rebuilding Part 1

you have any idea what a pain in the ass it is to rebuild your pimp ass myspace after you have had it for over a year? mother fuck mike and his 580 million dollar pay check. :::grumble:::pain in the a...
Posted by best 30 seconds of your life on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 02:51:00 PST