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Ross

Dress for less! Shoot, just dress less!

About Me


Me: 1. pron. The objective case of I. 2. n. Maine.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



And of course...

If you run into the Margarita King, you might want to suggest a trip to the clinic for an STD panel.

Am I the only one who can see that the entire Versace empire was born of Samantha Eggar's rage?

Now, I know we're not supposed to be putting up personal ads on these profiles, but how can you turn down a talking gorilla? I don't understand sign language very well, so I hope the translation is okay.

Music:


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ABBA (cheesy yeah, but I grew up on the stuff), Tori Amos, And One, Blondie, David Bowie, Kate Bush, Chris Cornell, Depeche Mode, Disturbed, Eurythmics, Peter Gabriel, Heart (current and pre-80's), Icon of Coil, KMFDM, The Knife, Korn, Lone Justice, Lords of Acid, Maria McKee, Sarah McLachlan, Muse, Olivia Newton-John, Project Pitchfork, Rammstein, Rasputina, Linda Ronstadt, Skin, Skinny Puppy, Stone Temple Pilots, The Supremes (I'd throw in Ms. Ross, but her head got way too big), System of a Down, VNV Nation, as well as...

(See, Rob likes ABBA too!)

Favorite new artist, Coralina

Oh, and of course Madonna

Top Ten Albums:

Movies:

Ararat, Bad Education, Basic Instinct (and the sequel wasn't that bad either), Black Christmas, Blue/White/Red, The Brood, Carrie, Dead Ringers, Desperate Living, A Dirty Shame (my favorite comedy), The Evil Dead trilogy, Exotica (my past favorite), The Fountain (my new favorite), Romero's Dead tetralogy (and the Dawn of the Dead remake), Happiness, Hellraiser, The Howling, LOTR trilogy, May, The Other, Party Monster, Phantom of the Paradise, Pink Flamingos, Scanners, Scream 1 and 2 (3 sucked, especially CC's hair), Serial Mom, The Shawshank Redemption, Safe, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1 and 2 (and the remake of 1), Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, Zombie (otherwise known as Zombi 2)
Top Ten Movies:
(Damn, that was really tough to put together - I never would have imagined having to exclude Cronenberg, Craven, and Almodovar, three of my favorite directors!)
Favorite Actress, Julianne Moore:
Favorite Actor, Alex Collack:
(Yes, porn counts!)

Television:

Currently watching Desperate Housewives (but close to giving up on it), Dexter, Masters of Horror, Medium, and Nip/Tuck. Also a fan of Adult Swim, especially Sealab 2021 and Robot Chicken. Just picked up the complete Kids in the Hall set.

My Blog

The Fist

One more thing.  Does anyone know if they ever made a pornographic version of The Hand?  'Cause it's just crying out to be remade as a fisting video.  I'm thinking Adam Faust in the Mic...
Posted by Ross on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:49:00 PST

What was Oliver Stone thinking?

So I finally got around to catching an old classic Oliver Stone movie that I'd never seen before.  No, not Platoon, I'm talking about The Hand.  Okay, okay, so it's not exactly a "classic."&...
Posted by Ross on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:46:00 PST

Charlie Bush

Robert is in the other room watching Biography.  The subject: Charles Manson.  Charlie was relating his childhood, but I would have sworn it was George W. Bush talking!  They sound...
Posted by Ross on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:19:00 PST

Mahogany 2: Ms. Ross Strikes Back

Okay, so I think I've provided more than enough evidence to support my suspicion that the character of Mahogany is a drag queen (and given that Diana did the costumes for the movie herself, I have to ...
Posted by Ross on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 06:14:00 PST

Mahogany

All my writing about Ms. Ross got me thinking, and I realized I'd never seen "Mahogany."  I guess it's not totally surprising, considering I was only 8 years old when it first came out.  But...
Posted by Ross on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 03:33:00 PST

99 Cent Whore

"All I got left is sugar and fuckin' Sweetness and suckin' I got a whole lotta anger in me, A whole lot of things Like 10 percent real juice Ooo, sweet fuckin' goodness, yeah."  - Sweet F'in Good...
Posted by Ross on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:25:00 PST

Pride

New today on iTunes: So am I, Brooks & Dunn!  So am I!  ...
Posted by Ross on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST

Koko's Pussy

I'd always known that Koko the gorilla had kittens.  What I hadn't known until just recently is that one of the kittens is named Lips.  Which means that this is a picture of Koko gently...
Posted by Ross on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:29:00 PST

The Manitou

So the other day, I noticed that "The Manitou" was showing on cable, and I thought I'd record it since I'd never seen it.  Incredible, I know, but it just slipped through the cracks somehow. ...
Posted by Ross on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:36:00 PST

More Ms. Ross

I so love Diana Ross's music, and I so want to love Diana as well.  But, seriously, the bitch is way too narcissistic.  I remember a long time ago in a shop on Santa Monica Boulevard li...
Posted by Ross on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:35:00 PST