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Shawn

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am actually a monkey trained to type and entertain people, but my trainer abused me so I ran away.

My Interests

my dad will beat your dad up!

I'd like to meet:

John Glenn, General Eisenhower, Bobby Knight, Michael Jordan, Jerry Rice, Walter Payton, Colin Powell, Kristin Kreuk RAWR!!, Cecile De France RAWR!!!, GWEN STEFFANI RRRRAAAAWWWWWR!!!, Jackie Chan, that tall pretty girl from The OC, System of a Down, Incubus, any man who served in 1-506 E Co during WWII, Admiral Yi Soon Shin and other abused monkeys.

Music:

Everything

Movies:

"Curious George Gets Really Curious 4"

Television:

Mythbusters! I saw Adam and Jamie once around Fort Funston! Survivorman, Man vs. Wild, Family Guy, Simpsons, really liked the Planet Earth series, Future Weapons!

Books:

Reading: "Behold a Pale Horse" by William Cooper.

Heroes:

James Bond, Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, and The Tick

My Blog

I have to let get this off my chest....

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "The Terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch ...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST